Robber kept as sex slave

BudGood · Jul 12, 2011

This is so hilarious, it's almost hard to believe. Truth is stranger than fiction! :laughing:

http://gawker.com/5820419/robber-beat-up-by-hair-salon-owner-and-kept-as-sex-slave

All you aspiring screenwriters out there, crank up your keyboards, cause here is a "quirky" romantic comedy waiting to be written. A man in Russia broke into a hair salon and the owner of the salon beat him up, tied him to a radiator and kept him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski broke into Olga Zajac's hair salon looking for cash or double process color or a highlight cap or something, but instead he got punched in the face by Zajac, a trained black belt. She knocked him out with one blow. Then she dragged him to the back room, took off his clothes, and tied him to the radiator with a cord from a hair dryer. She fed him Viagra and had sex with him for three days before releasing him, telling him that he'd "learned his lesson." Once he was released, Jasinski immediately went to the cops and told them about his imprisonment.

What is wrong with this guy? Why is he complaining about being used for sex for a few days? Aren't there countless porn movies that revolve around this sort of "ordeal." Anyway, the cops have arrested them both, Jasinski for breaking into the salon and Zajac for being criminally sexxxy. Zajac, who is my new personal hero, told the police, "What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food, and even gave him 1,000 rubles when he left." Amazing. Please just don't let someone awful like Heigl or Hudson play her in the rom-com.

Coco_nuts · Jul 12, 2011

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

What if she looks like this? Poor bastard.

nattynattygurrl · Jul 12, 2011

...At least now I have a few more 'ideas' for my next role-play!

Man breaks into grow room.... :whip:

Doms rule.

Criminally sexxxy, indeed!

BudGood · Jul 12, 2011

I was just thinking about that, I mean, why would she have to tie him up and make him a slave? Most guys would be ready and willing!

EDIT: Ya snuck that post in natty!

That DOES sound like fun, actually... Gives me some ideas!

supermanlives · Jul 12, 2011

that is so fucking funny

ILoveit · Jul 12, 2011

nattynattygurrl said:
...At least now I have a few more 'ideas' for my next role-play!

Man breaks into grow room....
Doms rule.

Criminally sexxxy, indeed!

You really are a nasty gurrl he he he jk

DiscoBiscuit · Jul 12, 2011

would need cigarettes by the carton

NEW ENGLAND · Jul 12, 2011

LOL!When they throw the poor bastard into one of those Russian Prisons he'll be a sex slave again.He'll be wishing for Olga again instead of her brother Oleg the BIG hairdresser.ha ha ha!

greenmatter · Jul 12, 2011

what the fuck would you break into a hair salon for? if olga turns out pregnant with victors kid (the only way the story could get stranger) his chances of getting by on his brains are kinda slim. just sayin'

TLoft13 · Jul 12, 2011

nattynattygurrl said:
...At least now I have a few more 'ideas' for my next role-play!

Man breaks into grow room....
Doms rule.

Criminally sexxxy, indeed!

Yeah, sounds good to me.
Man breaks into grow room, ties up naughty grower girl and the fun commences...
I would need a picture of you and your buds before though, no offence...

BudGood · Jul 12, 2011

^^^ Nah, I think it's hotter to be dominated by the sexy naughty grower girl! :moon:

sso · Jul 12, 2011

poor girl, if thats the only way to get sex.

tying up fools that are moronic enough to go say to the police afterwards "hey i just robbed this woman, or erh, tried to, she knocked me out cold and then raped me a few times (before feeding,clothing and paying me and letting me go)"

not too mention the fuck was actually robbing her.

can just imagine the momentary googly eyed stare of the policemen before they broke out in bellyaching laughter

(tells you how moronic the dude was,that he didnt run away then lol )

40AmpstoFreedom · Jul 12, 2011

I am lookin at a blurred out pic of the chick and I might not have minded stayin on the radiator for another week or so and then let out for little awhile lol. I'd have to see the face unblurred but doesn't look like she is ugly at all. Nice figure and blond hair from what I can tell with a nice perky rack to go along with it. She'd have no problem gettin me to come back on my own free will. Dude shouldn't have needed the viagra and what a fuckin joke of a man trying to say he was 'raped' seeing as how that's not even possible.

sso · Jul 12, 2011

this is a 2 year old story and yeah saw the pic too,after i wrote that.

not bad looking, though you cant see her eyes in the photo.

man´s probably gay or has several "issues".

sso · Jul 12, 2011

most men might have gone on to use this as a good story about an adventurous robbery.

"dude! there i was, just robbing, when someone knocks me out, turns out its this hot chick, that fucked me for 2 days! im going back tuesday! no im not fucking telling you where!"

SOTF420 · Jul 12, 2011

I totally just kinda got a semi to this story sorry but I did :bigeye:

HOT! I would just love being fed viagra against my will and getting some grudge sex! :good:

Maybe I can pretend to go rob Megan Fox after we email her this story first? :woohoo:

Stress_test · Jul 12, 2011

I bet her salon gets broken into a lot more often after that episode.

He doesn't look like a very dangerous criminal tho. Kinda punkish?
She mights stretched out his cinch cord too, he looks like he might be having trouble holding his mud.

SOTF420 · Jul 12, 2011

That ho is fine & thick, I definitely would :good:

BudGood · Jul 12, 2011

^^^^^ That pic isn't the real guy (says it on the first page under the pic), but I didn't see that pic of the chick! Not bad! What kind of a limp-wristed sissy would go whine about being kept as a sex slave by a sexy tightbodied woman, ESPECIALLY after being caught robbing the place?!?! :crazy:

He should've just thanked his lucky stars it was sexy Olga and not "Baby Leg" OLEG! :wahey:

LOL sso, 40A and SOTF! :muahaha:

cocktail frank · Jul 12, 2011

c'mon fellas, it's only rape if you're penetrated.
i would have considered myself lucky if i were him and walked away.

now that he is going to prison, he will find out what rape really is, the old fasion way

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