[Panoramical]

We all hate being patronised, getting ripped off and being treated as though we are inferior.

This is what often happens to tourists when shopping for buds in Amsterdam coffee shops. The bar-tenders can spot the tourists a mile off and can (if they want) take them for a complete ride and then rip them off. Tourists gets this "mug" reputation because a lot of them behave like twats. Then along comes the considerate stoner tourist, who'll get tarred with the same brush and treated as just another tourist to exploit.

Dickhead tourists have been around for too long to change how they all are perceived, this will go on forever and is prevalent throughout the world. But I'm sure there are some gestures you can make or questions you can ask that will make the bar-tender realise "this isn't your typical twat of a tourist".

I know it's impossible for an amateur to fool an experienced bar-tender into thinking he's got 20 years of breeding experience, but what can a tourist do to be taken more seriously? I've got a few tips/ideas that I will be employing when I visit next month:

First and foremost, don't act like one of "those" tourists (I.e. be respectful and presentable).
Always ask to look and smell (don't touch without asking) before buying.
When you find a strain you like, ask about it's breeder and lineage.


Does anyone have anything else they can add?

[madnaaz]

thats what i do when i go too the coffeshop (a few times a year)

[mrktwiz]

I am actually learning German to help me when I travel in Europe, my g/f heads to Amsterdam about twice a year to help her clients with equestrian purchases, we also travel a lot in Germany and Switzerland. I would think if you learned some of the local language it might go a long way to help aleviate the obvious "tourist" vibe?

[k90728]

People get ripped off in coffee shops??? Maybe the once a year toker.

Its not a street deal so the customer should ask if they can look or smell before the cashier starts pressing buttons.
Pretty much if i walk in and see a price, im going to pay that price depending on the situation tho.( i like to haggle)

One of the only times i can say some people get ripped. Is when some coffeeshops have a few strains called "Jamaican" or "Thailand" and legit its shitty ass weed sold as a premium.(like mids,schwag)

NEVER GET THE PREROLLED J's!! In Amsterdam or california haha.

[filtr0w]

hey there everyone

just got back from amsterdam, i had a nice week over there

some tips i would personally give

coffeeshops:

dampkring / chocolope / kali mist
grey area / kuchi (!!!) / silver bubble
katsu / og 18
bushdoctor / casey jones (!!!)

and also maybe you kill me for saying this, but i did enjoy barney's tangerine dream, overpriced, but nice...

[loyalty7]

grey area hands down must stop...

[Rusty420]

grey area! #2 vote

best shop is Katsu, never been but always wanted to go...they have a website..

[Lion of Judah]

Over the course of my visits to Amsterdam, the Grey Area has always been the most consistent in its quality, and provided the definite highlights of each trip. The stuff at the top of the menu is all good, and don't knock on the cheaper stuff, like GreyBerry at 8.5e/g.

Other places that I'd recommend are the Bluebird, Siberie, Dampkring 2, Amnesia, and I've heard great things about Katsu but never actually made it there.

In general, do ask the budtenders for recommendations - it may give you away for a tourist, but they'd have picked up on that anyway - and as long as you don't ask "what's the difference between weed and hash?" they probably won't think you're a novice, either.
The point of this is that surprisingly often they'll honestly say something on the menu (which you may have been planning on buying) isn't all that great, and something else may tickle your fancy a bit more. I remember a bunch of budtenders telling me something wasn't the best batch they'd got or wasn't particularly potent, even if they were making no extra money on me buying something else.

Stick to reputable places, ask the budtenders what they are smoking, check to see what you're buying looks like, and be courteous. A few words of Dutch and polite manners can go a long way towards better service, freebies like drinks or papers with your purchases, and if you plan on being a repeat customer, better weed in the end.
If the budtenders recognize you as a regular customer (obviously something a little hard to do on a 2 or 3 day trip, but for longer stays), I've definitely noticed they start picking out nicer buds for you.

[Reg Dixon]

Media cafe around the corner from Katsu is a nice spot. Really good menu. Not so many tourists so less chance of being ripped off.

[titoon29]

Reg Dixon, I think you re talking about Club Media probably, not media cafe
It is indeed a pretty cool shop, a lil cheaper than the central shops and usually good quality, mostly locals there.

I've been impressed by the constant quality of Voyagers as well, they carry some nice /well grown strains for decent prices. I got the kosher kush yesterday, most expensive of course for 15 a g. Super lemon haze was good and 10e/g last time I was there. Sour bubble was a really nice smoke as well. I strongly advice you drop by there

check out the homegrown fantaseeds during the outdoor season they offer really nice buds for you outdoor fans. Scored some very very nice smelling outdoor durban for 8e, and last time they had some really sweet 5-6E/g buds.