[zunny]

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

- Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

- What's another word for synonym?

- Why do they report power outages on TV?

- Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest...?

- Why do you park in a driveway, yet drive on a parkway?

- If I spilled spot remover on my friend's dog would he disappear?

- Why do they say no purchase necessary, contest rules inside?

- When a fly wants to land on the ceiling, does it fly upside down or does it do a quick flip right before landing?

[nothumb]

why do they call them apartments, when they're all stuck together?

[DoctorDro]

- Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

LOL....So true my friend, for I have wondered that one for years now

[krusty]

<*~* > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. <*~* >



<*~*> Man who run in front of car get tired. <*~*>



<*~* > Man who run behind car get exhausted. <*~*>



<*~*> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. <*~* >



<*~* > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. <*~*>



<*~* > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. <*~*>



<*~* > Man with one chopstick go hungry. <*~* >



<*~*> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. <*~* >



<*~*> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. <*~*>



<*~* > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. <*~* >



<*~* > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. <*~* >



<*~* >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. <*~* >



<*~*> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. <*~*>



<*~*> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. <*~*>



<*~* > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. <*~*>



<*~* > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. <*~*>



<*~*> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. <*~*>



<*~*> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. <*~* >



<*~*> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. <*~*>



<*~*> Man who fart in church sit in own pew. <*~* >



<*~*> Crowded elevator smell different to midget. <*~* >

[zunny]

LOL.... Good ones!

[Captain Canibus]

You guys cracked me up.

I've been chubby dipping b/4. Its best done on a cloudy night.

Cap't C - chubby dipping is ALWAYS best done on a cloudy night, that way nobody has to worry about being harpooned!:p

[HyGradeChronic]

..... you guys made me bust a stitch i was laffing so hard. keep up the good work, it's great place toget your jollies.
... "panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth". INDEED!!!!!
..... "WIFE who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse". yea, thas very very true..
..... "why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets."
..... thanx for the chuckles fellas, i didn't realize we had such talent amongst us.
..... peace
..... HGC

[Crazy Composer]

Ha ha ha!!! I needed a good laugh!

[Buffalo Bill]

Why is it that when God made man, he only supplied him with enough blood to run one head at a time? If one head works, the other doesn't?