Wedding Day with “J” A.K.A. Sweetest c99 by DGS
Even the mere thought of wedding J.C. feel that he need “J” joint immediately....
J.C. already to go, sitting in chair with joints of “J” rolled for the wedding day to come, one joint of “snatch” for GF and her GF's.
Still sitting in chair now at 11:30 am waiting for GF to get done with hair and other things she do in bathroom for over an hour now.
It ok tho, playing new call of duty game and very stoned right now, not bother J.C. if be late to this affair. Don't know anyone there accept GF, and...GF....
She smell weed burning and scream from bathroom at J.C. “Please for the Love of all that is fucking holy, do NOT embarrass me at this wedding! Please!?!?!”
“aaaahhh, yeah...O.K. baby...sure...DON'T worry, it will be fine, relax...smoke some “snatch.”
(She never said ANYTHING about reception tho)
Road trip time, 11:50 am. Yes! Let's go..about fracking time!...45 fracking minutes and a WHOLE “J” joint later J.C. & G.F. Arrive at church.
GF looks at J.C. before we pull into parking lot....
“Put on some cologne AND put some fucking visine in ur eyes!!! PLEASE!?!?”
O.K. Stop for a moment here folks! Left house at 11:50 am, smoked “J” joint soon follow car engine turn on. Don't really remember much of ride...thank you nice lady voice in GPS for getting us there.
GOOD WEED DG!
RED EYE surprise DG!
Trust J.C. when he say it potent. It POTENT! As a matter of fact, every person (some of whom are really chronic) thus far says “J” pheno really is a sweeter much more potent cindy! Really, it is....real-life-shit just seems to roll off J.C.'s shoulders when he on this weed...not a fucking problem or worry in the world!
O.K. back to wedding...
Reason J.C. stopped to say that stuff just now, is because in car smoking joint, sitting down...think u O.K....stoned, but can do this wedding...u know what I mean? Stood up out of car...
Almost like the ground and car moved along with J.C's head for a quick second. J.C. said to himself, “gain ur composure dammit!....don't lose it....breathe in nose, out mouth man! you can do this!”
Really it true, good head rush weed when body had to do something, like move, or walk.
After several handshakes of men not known to J.c and fake huggs from unknown, sometimes hot women saying things like, “oh, I heard of u”
it time to sit in church. 1:00 p.m.....begin.....music everyone waiting for, here she comes...finally. Speaker, after speaker went to podium set aside from main podium where priest, or man with really nice looking costume stand and say many things. Kneel, sit, kneel stand, sit. J.C. stoned...found himself being last person to do all these things. Am moving very slow now, while some people were in kneel mode J.C. just going from sit mode.
2:35 fracking p.m.! Time to get the fuck out of here man, throw that rice and lets get a move on!
Need some more weed.....wish J.C. had one hitter or something instead of all those joints. Needed just maybe one or two more hits in order to get through completion of church task at hand, but almost made it DG.
After parking lot chats, pix and other things etc, it was time for everyone to go the RECEPTION....finally. J.C. can get groove on....little dancing and some high priced drinks will make for some great fun! (sarcasm inserted right there, what u just read)....no alcohol for J.C., he driving, plus GF get drunk ='s great night/day for J.C.
3:35 pm!!!! What the frack!?!? ½ a “J” joint later, that was a great ride, GF says to J.C. “why you keep looking at your watch? And why u scribble little things on that note pad?”
“smoke report baby, don't worry about it.”
GF says, “you are the most serious, anal, and funnest stoner I have ever met..I DO love you. But PLEASE don't embarrass me here.”
A few kisses...moving onto reception now....
J.C. chub forming.
Made J.C. blush she did....not too often J.C. at loss for words...J.C. already have scoped out two potential subjects targeted for drunk experiment with “J”.
After intros and bride groom FINALLY come into room we can mingle. Mingle time....time? 4:03! Could make 4:20, would be nice...we put all the way in back at table labeled “unknown stoner sits here”.
Mingle, GF chatting with friends...J.C. started chat with 1st potential subject. Call him “A”. J.C. and “A” chatted for about 10-15 minutes and he said with a laugh, “Damm man! You smell good!” joint in cig pack, jacket breast pocket.
Just have to tap that pocket and smell come out.
J.C. say, “you want to go outside for a smoke?” A says, “yeah sounds great.” We did not make 4:20, too many squares...had to actually wait about another hour before could go outside to puff puff pass. More speeches etc...J.C. have glass of free champagne....thought of you DG. Don't know what it was, but it tasted like shit.
J.C. pretty sure they not hand out free Dom to 90-100 peeps.....that J.C.'s guess.
4:45 J.c escape by himself and puff down about 1/3 of “J” joint. Aaahhhhh, much better. Can do this now.
After getting stoned J.C. noticed peeps staring at him. Smell.....good...to J.C....but apparently not the squares that J.C. had to be with. Subject “A” was laughing ass off, he could not wait till after dinner. J.C. not thinking he smell that bad, but apparently he did.
don't know, and really did not care...again real-life-shit just rolls right off J.c.'s shoulders when he high on this weed. Good weed man.
Chicken or fish....felt like J.C. on airplane at this point. Servants running around to get every table as fast as they can. Aaaahhh weddings.
Dance time, ladies off doing what they need to, J.C. and “A” are off to J.C.'s car. “A” gets in (with his 3rd or 4th rum and coke) and auto seatbelt kick in when turn key. (music for sesh was Comfortably Numb for u DG... “A” not into pink floyd tho....rap) J.C. said to "A", “fasten seat belt and hold on to your balls man, this shit aint for the faint hearted.” he say to J.C., “awwe shit bro, I can handle it, don't worry about me man. I got some dank shit with me too, u wanna match? “ J.C. says, “lets just smoke this joint 1st, then later we smoke urs, we don't want to be too fucked up”
1st words immediately out of his mouth, “damm man, this shit tastes good! Wow, what the fuck is this anyway?”
“sweetest c99 man, what do you think?”
“hits you quick man! Fuck, wow, so smooth....wow...smooth. Taste man, really nice.”
So we about done 3/4's of “J” joint and we talking about jobs and shit and all of a sudden (he still sitting there with non burning "J" joint in hand) subject “A” not making any sense at all!
He all fucked up. He is talking with J.C. and in middle of sentence says shit like, “beeezeba, boookff, idonfriff, from that aand I was there man! You can knobeffinging what I'm saying?”
“yeah sure man, J.C. know what you saying.”
Well, about another 15-20 minutes of “A” not really making any sense at all rambling “need-fresh-air” but not want out of J.C.'s car, “noooo man, I wanna stay right here”....J.C. thinking of making a run for it. NOT a good situation developing here at all if J.C. want use scuba gear any time soon.
J.C. went back inside and said to “A”, “YOU----STAY---HERE! O.K.???? I go get ur GF! Snap fingers, CAN---YOU---HERE---ME!!!!”
He say, “O.K.”
On the way to find subject “A's” gf J.C. thinking how if someone speaking in tongues/different language they know the word “O.K.”
Found “A's” GF and she feeling pretty good herself at this point, J.C.'s GF want to dance...”not right now, have some important shit to deal with here!” J.C. said.
Well, GF got pissy, so J.C. dance with her. Meanwhile J.C. thinking the whole time that “A” still in J.C.'s car.
Well over an hour go by and “A” nowhere in sight...go outside to have a smoke, “A's” GF and J.C.'s GF leave peeps and go to J.C.'s car. “A” is passed out in fetal position in front seat. His GF laughing at him saying “what the hell happened to you!?!?”
“A” point at J.C. and laughing and says “did you lace that shit bro???”
He still have burnt joint in hand!
J.C. looking off at night sky
“nothing to see here!”
So yeah, J.C. can keep going about evening...but long story short...J.C. Ended up with 2 joints left and also be somewhat of a designated driver come 9pm ish......
So the assessment, if you have to go to a wedding, more so stand up, kneel down type of wedding. Sweetest c99 “J” pheno will help you greatly. It did help J.C.
That it...till next time....have a good one folks.... J.C. out!