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Nicoli · 07-09-2010, 12:16 AM

Well the other day I noticed a stray cat sleeping on my chair in my backyard.. no big deal.

WELLLLLLLL TODAY!!!! I go outside and theres about 10 fuckin cats laying allover!!!! Meowing at me, they are all skin and bones starving as hell. What is this a traveling herd of cats?

My god.. I dont know if I should call animal control or just wait it out, or adopt them or what.. theres atleast 9 or 10 of them all adults and they cuddle up like some huge cat orgy. Needless to say this shit is strange.. I might snap a few photos to show you what I mean about this infestation.

What should I do?

Japanfreakier · 07-09-2010, 12:21 AM

lol, get rid of them. I saw what stray cats did to some poor guy's car once.

07-09-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicoli

Well the other day I noticed a stray cat sleeping on my chair in my backyard.. no big deal.

WELLLLLLLL TODAY!!!! I go outside and theres about 10 fuckin cats laying allover!!!! Meowing at me, they are all skin and bones starving as hell. What is this a traveling herd of cats?

My god.. I dont know if I should call animal control or just wait it out, or adopt them or what.. theres atleast 9 or 10 of them all adults and they cuddle up like some huge cat orgy. Needless to say this shit is strange.. I might snap a few photos to show you what I mean about this infestation.

What should I do?

awe :o) take care of the kitties.

07-09-2010, 12:23 AM

10 cats you say, form the worlds first cat sled team

Nicoli · 07-09-2010, 12:24 AM

It sucks because they are all like starving and shit, if I look at my back door, there are atleast 5 of them sitting at the door, meowing, wanting inside, or food.

God damn man.. I feel like someone sabatoged me and just dumped off a box of cats at my house.

07-09-2010, 12:26 AM

oh actually better idea
Crush up a load of sleeping tablets mix it in with some cat food, then later collect all your now sleeping/ drugged cats

, place them in you arch nemeses car with some food and water and hope theres a cat scat fest before s/he opens the car.

or just throw them in through an open window of their house one night if the cars locked.

either way i vote scat cat fest

Nicoli · 07-09-2010, 12:29 AM

tonto that reminds me of a story where someone attacked my car with beer bottles and i found out who it was and we smashed their car windows out and put a dead squirrel in it.

true story. karmas a bitch.

MarquisBlack · 07-09-2010, 12:31 AM

I would sprinkle cat food in the back yard of anyone in your neighborhood that you don't care for.

Nicoli · 07-09-2010, 12:33 AM

Well thats the problem. i have no neighbors nearby.. these things just adopted my backyard.

Phedrosbenny · 07-09-2010, 12:37 AM

I dont remember the name of it,but there is a plant that you can get at e-bay that will make dogs,cats,and other critters stay away.I know it sounds crazy but thats what it says.

View Poll Results: I am being invaded by a zombie army of cats, what should I do?
Adopt them, and create a stoner army of cats.	13	56.52%
Call animal control, this is out of hand!	4	17.39%
Feed them 50% kitty food - 50% glass shards.	2	8.70%
Wait it out, ignore them, and hope they go away.	4	17.39%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

07-09-2010, 12:16 AM	#1
Nicoli Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shelby, NC Posts: 2,033	I am being invaded by Zombie Cats. Well the other day I noticed a stray cat sleeping on my chair in my backyard.. no big deal. WELLLLLLLL TODAY!!!! I go outside and theres about 10 fuckin cats laying allover!!!! Meowing at me, they are all skin and bones starving as hell. What is this a traveling herd of cats? My god.. I dont know if I should call animal control or just wait it out, or adopt them or what.. theres atleast 9 or 10 of them all adults and they cuddle up like some huge cat orgy. Needless to say this shit is strange.. I might snap a few photos to show you what I mean about this infestation. What should I do?

07-09-2010, 12:21 AM	#2
Japanfreakier Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,588	lol, get rid of them. I saw what stray cats did to some poor guy's car once.
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07-09-2010, 12:23 AM	#4
tonto Guest Posts: n/a	10 cats you say, form the worlds first cat sled team
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07-09-2010, 12:26 AM	#6
tonto Guest Posts: n/a	oh actually better idea Crush up a load of sleeping tablets mix it in with some cat food, then later collect all your now sleeping/ drugged cats, place them in you arch nemeses car with some food and water and hope theres a cat scat fest before s/he opens the car. or just throw them in through an open window of their house one night if the cars locked. either way i vote scat cat fest

07-09-2010, 12:24 AM	#5
Nicoli Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shelby, NC Posts: 2,033	It sucks because they are all like starving and shit, if I look at my back door, there are atleast 5 of them sitting at the door, meowing, wanting inside, or food. God damn man.. I feel like someone sabatoged me and just dumped off a box of cats at my house.

07-09-2010, 12:29 AM	#7
Nicoli Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shelby, NC Posts: 2,033	tonto that reminds me of a story where someone attacked my car with beer bottles and i found out who it was and we smashed their car windows out and put a dead squirrel in it. true story. karmas a bitch.

07-09-2010, 12:31 AM	#8
MarquisBlack St. Elsewhere Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,877	I would sprinkle cat food in the back yard of anyone in your neighborhood that you don't care for. __________________ All I ever wanted to be in life was a Super Saiyan..

07-09-2010, 12:33 AM	#9
Nicoli Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Shelby, NC Posts: 2,033	Well thats the problem. i have no neighbors nearby.. these things just adopted my backyard.

07-09-2010, 12:37 AM	#10
Phedrosbenny Trying to have a good day Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,304	I dont remember the name of it,but there is a plant that you can get at e-bay that will make dogs,cats,and other critters stay away.I know it sounds crazy but thats what it says. __________________ Support Your Local Growers "I don't really, like, give a fuck what the general public thinks"- Sid Vicious *In the words of Ed Rosenthal:* "Cannabis under continuous light will grow 33% faster than the same plants on an 18-6 light regime."