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OutLaw_Gardener · 11-25-2005, 12:28 PM

I just got a new job and before I was hired I had to take a physical and drug screen. So on the way to do my physical, I stopped of at alocal "head shop" and purchased Detoxify brand XXtra clean and followed the instructions pissed several times before going in the clinic. I did my physical and drug screen and was worried sick about the test (as I desperatelly needed this job)! 2 days pass and I havn't heard from the supervisor, I called and was told that I needed to contact the clinic about my test, it came back positive for marijuana! Damn! But I was just what the supervisor was looking for, I have the skills which he was looking for and he talked to the admin lady and told her I really needed this job and I am just the man for it and to give me another shot. I got the job but now I am subject to a random drug screen!
Does anyone know of a tried and true way of passing a random test???
I have heard about the whizzanator but I would have to wear it everyday, plus I don't have the $$ for it right now, I suspect that after 30 days or so I will be subject to a random test.
HELP! Any sugestions?
I smoke at least a gram a day, it's what I do!
But I need this job, the supervisor really went out of his way to get me hired and he said that he couldn't help if I was randomly tested because more than him and the admin lady would know of the test results.
So how do I prepare for this, I suspect I will be tested on site if they do it random. But I don't know for sure and don't want to question the supervisor on this. would rather keep my pot smokingto myself without exposing it to other co-workers.
Any info would be greatly appreciated!

11-25-2005, 02:40 PM

you are in a screwy position friend. Id say use whizinator. Those drinks dont always work. Stay clean for a while let them test you a couple times once a few negatives come up they will probably quit testing you as much. Thats how my job works. I havent been tested in years, at first it was twice a year completely random minimum.

mtnjohn · 11-25-2005, 05:14 PM

damn OG that totally sucks. i have had to take about 6 p-tests in my life , the thing is ..that i knew when they were gonna be, so i just drank a cup of coffee and then followed with plenty of water till i was pissin' every ten minutes or so.passed every one of them

you are in a bad way not knowing when you have to p and i'm sorry i dont know what to tell you

the real crime here is that its none of their bussiness what you do after work

this gestapho trend is getting out of hand

i wish you the best of luck getting thru this and keeping your job

valk · 11-25-2005, 08:47 PM

The simple answer is to stop smoking. Unless you smoke for medical reasons, the job should always come first. You hit the nail on the head, wearing a fake bladder all the time isn't practical and isn't 100% anyways.

OutLaw_Gardener · 11-25-2005, 10:34 PM

I think the best way is to just stay clean for a month or so,at least untill I can get a Whizzanator! But it's the holiday season and I also smoke weed for medical reasons, not just to get high! My boss may or may not give me a "heads up" on the test if he knows about it prior to testing. I have made myself available all over the shop learning the things I need to learn without someone telling me what to do and he sees an honest effort on my part and that means alot to him and he said he has no problem going to bat for his employees who are really pulling thier weight and doing a good job, which is exactly what I am doing! I like this job alot. I was a shop foreman at the job before this one and my experience, skills and work ethics are the reason I got this job to begin with.
I am no slacker and maybe he will give me a "heads up" on the test IF he knows about it prior to testing just to keep me employed as I have proven that I am a worthy individual and take my job seriously!
Thank you all for your support!

OutLaw_Gardener · 11-25-2005, 10:51 PM

I have always hated these tests, even years ago when I was just a boozer and didn't smoke God's Herb!
It's such a HUGE invasion of privacy for people who to want to see what's inside you! It shouldn't matter if the employee is doing his best at his job and gives no reason to be tested!
What you do outside of your job should be your business and no one elses!
I agree, this urine testing is out of hand and some companies want you to give permission for them to question your nieghbors, past teachers or anyone they can question about your charator. If you don't sign the papers they won't even concider you for the job! Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart Disrtbuting, Home Depot, Lowes, AutoZone, O'Riely are just some of the companies that practice this! You actually have to sign away your rights to go to work at alot of companies these days! It's all BULLSHIT! Fucking lawyers are to blame for most of this and the rest of the blame falls to insurance companies!
This SHIT is out of hand!

11-25-2005, 11:18 PM

Take a shit in the cup and pretend you retarded.

OutLaw_Gardener · 11-26-2005, 12:27 AM

Hahahahahaha LMAO ! Then they would send me for a mental evaluation!

Verite · 11-26-2005, 12:42 AM

Personally I have never seen a company give second chances with a verified failed test. I have seen them drag an employee for a few weeks until they found a replacement. More often its the insurance company pushing the testing and I never have seen them enroll someone that failed the test. I would keep looking for another job and hope you didnt need to rather than count on keeping that one.

11-26-2005, 12:57 AM

Fake piss, its the only way unless you quit smoking. My wife works at a casino and is constantly getting random piss test. She keep a small bottle of fake piss from "urine luck" in her bra at all times and has past 4 test in the last year. They do a instant pass/fail test right there on site so it works perfect.

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11-25-2005, 12:28 PM	#1
OutLaw_Gardener Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 107	anyone know how to pass a "random" piss test? I just got a new job and before I was hired I had to take a physical and drug screen. So on the way to do my physical, I stopped of at alocal "head shop" and purchased Detoxify brand XXtra clean and followed the instructions pissed several times before going in the clinic. I did my physical and drug screen and was worried sick about the test (as I desperatelly needed this job)! 2 days pass and I havn't heard from the supervisor, I called and was told that I needed to contact the clinic about my test, it came back positive for marijuana! Damn! But I was just what the supervisor was looking for, I have the skills which he was looking for and he talked to the admin lady and told her I really needed this job and I am just the man for it and to give me another shot. I got the job but now I am subject to a random drug screen! Does anyone know of a tried and true way of passing a random test??? I have heard about the whizzanator but I would have to wear it everyday, plus I don't have the $$ for it right now, I suspect that after 30 days or so I will be subject to a random test. HELP! Any sugestions? I smoke at least a gram a day, it's what I do! But I need this job, the supervisor really went out of his way to get me hired and he said that he couldn't help if I was randomly tested because more than him and the admin lady would know of the test results. So how do I prepare for this, I suspect I will be tested on site if they do it random. But I don't know for sure and don't want to question the supervisor on this. would rather keep my pot smokingto myself without exposing it to other co-workers. Any info would be greatly appreciated!
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11-25-2005, 02:40 PM	#2
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	you are in a screwy position friend. Id say use whizinator. Those drinks dont always work. Stay clean for a while let them test you a couple times once a few negatives come up they will probably quit testing you as much. Thats how my job works. I havent been tested in years, at first it was twice a year completely random minimum.
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11-25-2005, 05:14 PM	#3
mtnjohn Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,365	damn OG that totally sucks. i have had to take about 6 p-tests in my life , the thing is ..that i knew when they were gonna be, so i just drank a cup of coffee and then followed with plenty of water till i was pissin' every ten minutes or so.passed every one of them you are in a bad way not knowing when you have to p and i'm sorry i dont know what to tell you the real crime here is that its none of their bussiness what you do after work this gestapho trend is getting out of hand i wish you the best of luck getting thru this and keeping your job
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11-25-2005, 08:47 PM	#4
valk Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 153	The simple answer is to stop smoking. Unless you smoke for medical reasons, the job should always come first. You hit the nail on the head, wearing a fake bladder all the time isn't practical and isn't 100% anyways.
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11-25-2005, 10:34 PM	#5
OutLaw_Gardener Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 107	I think the best way is to just stay clean for a month or so,at least untill I can get a Whizzanator! But it's the holiday season and I also smoke weed for medical reasons, not just to get high! My boss may or may not give me a "heads up" on the test if he knows about it prior to testing. I have made myself available all over the shop learning the things I need to learn without someone telling me what to do and he sees an honest effort on my part and that means alot to him and he said he has no problem going to bat for his employees who are really pulling thier weight and doing a good job, which is exactly what I am doing! I like this job alot. I was a shop foreman at the job before this one and my experience, skills and work ethics are the reason I got this job to begin with. I am no slacker and maybe he will give me a "heads up" on the test IF he knows about it prior to testing just to keep me employed as I have proven that I am a worthy individual and take my job seriously! Thank you all for your support!
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11-25-2005, 10:51 PM	#6
OutLaw_Gardener Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 107	I have always hated these tests, even years ago when I was just a boozer and didn't smoke God's Herb! It's such a HUGE invasion of privacy for people who to want to see what's inside you! It shouldn't matter if the employee is doing his best at his job and gives no reason to be tested! What you do outside of your job should be your business and no one elses! I agree, this urine testing is out of hand and some companies want you to give permission for them to question your nieghbors, past teachers or anyone they can question about your charator. If you don't sign the papers they won't even concider you for the job! Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart Disrtbuting, Home Depot, Lowes, AutoZone, O'Riely are just some of the companies that practice this! You actually have to sign away your rights to go to work at alot of companies these days! It's all BULLSHIT! Fucking lawyers are to blame for most of this and the rest of the blame falls to insurance companies! This SHIT is out of hand!
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11-25-2005, 11:18 PM	#7
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Take a shit in the cup and pretend you retarded.
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11-26-2005, 12:27 AM	#8
OutLaw_Gardener Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 107	Hahahahahaha LMAO ! Then they would send me for a mental evaluation!
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11-26-2005, 12:42 AM	#9
Verite My little pony.. my little pony Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,750	Personally I have never seen a company give second chances with a verified failed test. I have seen them drag an employee for a few weeks until they found a replacement. More often its the insurance company pushing the testing and I never have seen them enroll someone that failed the test. I would keep looking for another job and hope you didnt need to rather than count on keeping that one. __________________ Strains by Verite .......................... Holy Grail Intro, Seeds at Seebay, Private Breeders Orange Diesel Intro, Seeds now at Seedbay
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11-26-2005, 12:57 AM	#10
70s_PotHead Guest Posts: n/a	Fake piss, its the only way unless you quit smoking. My wife works at a casino and is constantly getting random piss test. She keep a small bottle of fake piss from "urine luck" in her bra at all times and has past 4 test in the last year. They do a instant pass/fail test right there on site so it works perfect. 70s
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