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**Gypsy Nirvana** · 11-09-2005, 11:18 AM

AT THE FRENCH/ENGLISH BORDER......

French Customs Cop: 'Can I see your passport?'

G.N. Yes here it is......(as he hands over his passport)

French Customs Cop: 'where have you come from today?'

G.N......: Amsterdam

French Customs Cop:'what were you doing there?'

G.N......:I have a business there....

French Customs Cop:'What is your business?'

G.N.......I retail cannabis seeds....

French Customs Cop:'Oh!.....you have cannabis?'

G.N.......No ...I left most of it in Holland and half a spliff that I found in the car about 20 kilometers back up the motorway.....

French Customs Cop:'Can you step out of the car and show us your luggage?'

G.N.......Sure...

French Customs Cop:' Did you pack this suitcase?'

G.N.......Yes I did.....

French Customs Cop: 'What do these packets contain?'

G.N......La grain au cannabis (cannabis seeds)

French Customs Cop:' Wow! you have many'....

G.N.......Yes I do......would you like a pack?

Alex-F · 11-09-2005, 11:24 AM

Today??

11-09-2005, 11:40 AM

I met the cops from super troopers once. We were smokin in car on this side street for a second, and a cop happens to come down side street where nobody drives and roles us. To make a long story short after I gave them permission to search my car they found a book that was named Making Organic Soil and a couple different things of fertilizer. The cop says "making organic soil huh, whats this for you eat dirt?" In a serious super trooper question. Im pretty sure he was serious.

**Gypsy Nirvana** · 11-09-2005, 11:42 AM

French Customs Cop:' Non! we cannot accept cadeau's (gifts)'...

G.N.............Now come on......it's just a pack of seeds, (tries to hand a pack of D.N.A. L.A. Confidential to him)..

French Customs Cop:'Non!.....I certainly cannot'.......(as he moves away a bit from G.N.'s outstretched hand holding the seed pack)

G.N.........So you don't want my seeds right?...

French Customs Cop:' Non.....we do not want your seeds'

G.N........Can I go then?

French Customs Cop:'Yes you can go now'......(as he hands G.N.'s passport back to him).

11-09-2005, 11:54 AM

wow so they cant arrest you for them? And having them in your possesion?
Man that makes me nervous and im a million miles away.. thank god.. peace
Glad he let you boogie on down the road..

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BenitoCereno · 11-09-2005, 12:04 PM

Good God, I gotta get outta the US.

Dr. D · 11-09-2005, 12:13 PM

lol my friend had a funny one with french customs coming thru an airport,,they pulled him over to search his luggage what their sniffer dog had sniffed out..he had nothiig on him...they assked him if he smoke hashish he said yeh..they said oo yews yes hashish very good no...he says yes hashish is good..
they saybut nooo not the skunk weed..he says yeeeh i smoke skunk..lol,,they say noooo noooo not the skunk..u smoka the skunk..u go up to tall building..on the roof..then weeeee u jump off.tha ekunk maka u crazy...he justlaughed and they let him go after checkin his stuff...
i nearly pisssed myself wen he got the jumping off a tall building..they actually beleive that shit lmfao

11-09-2005, 12:21 PM

good one,but why risk those L.A CON seeds?
so few of them

11-09-2005, 01:47 PM

hehehehe,
nice work Champ,i live in the best growing climate in the world but you have the best laws.
Kindest regards,FT

11-09-2005, 02:21 PM

I think that the French have more pressing issues right now. A small customs issue does not really compare to the rapidly spreading violence through out France and now some other countries in Europe. It seems that the main issue now is petrol, which is being used for petrol bombs and such like.

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4419770.stm

But still quite amusing my dear fellow Mr. Nirvana. It's a shame that the french seem to be still so anal that they cannot accept a freebie that will help to relax them a bit in the near future.

11-09-2005, 11:18 AM	#1
Gypsy Nirvana Free'd P.O.W. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Back in Blighty! Posts: 7,066	Conversations with L.E.O...... AT THE FRENCH/ENGLISH BORDER...... French Customs Cop: 'Can I see your passport?' G.N. Yes here it is......(as he hands over his passport) French Customs Cop: 'where have you come from today?' G.N......: Amsterdam French Customs Cop:'what were you doing there?' G.N......:I have a business there.... French Customs Cop:'What is your business?' G.N.......I retail cannabis seeds.... French Customs Cop:'Oh!.....you have cannabis?' G.N.......No ...I left most of it in Holland and half a spliff that I found in the car about 20 kilometers back up the motorway..... French Customs Cop:'Can you step out of the car and show us your luggage?' G.N.......Sure... French Customs Cop:' Did you pack this suitcase?' G.N.......Yes I did..... French Customs Cop: 'What do these packets contain?' G.N......La grain au cannabis (cannabis seeds) French Customs Cop:' Wow! you have many'.... G.N.......Yes I do......would you like a pack? __________________ 'It can all start from a seed'
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11-09-2005, 11:24 AM	#2
Alex-F Traktor driver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Land of drums Posts: 2,840	Today?? __________________ The Electronic Music Thread....
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11-09-2005, 11:40 AM	#3
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I met the cops from super troopers once. We were smokin in car on this side street for a second, and a cop happens to come down side street where nobody drives and roles us. To make a long story short after I gave them permission to search my car they found a book that was named Making Organic Soil and a couple different things of fertilizer. The cop says "making organic soil huh, whats this for you eat dirt?" In a serious super trooper question. Im pretty sure he was serious.
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11-09-2005, 11:42 AM	#4
Gypsy Nirvana Free'd P.O.W. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Back in Blighty! Posts: 7,066	French Customs Cop:' Non! we cannot accept cadeau's (gifts)'... G.N.............Now come on......it's just a pack of seeds, (tries to hand a pack of D.N.A. L.A. Confidential to him).. French Customs Cop:'Non!.....I certainly cannot'.......(as he moves away a bit from G.N.'s outstretched hand holding the seed pack) G.N.........So you don't want my seeds right?... French Customs Cop:' Non.....we do not want your seeds' G.N........Can I go then? French Customs Cop:'Yes you can go now'......(as he hands G.N.'s passport back to him). __________________ 'It can all start from a seed'
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11-09-2005, 11:54 AM	#5
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	wow so they cant arrest you for them? And having them in your possesion? Man that makes me nervous and im a million miles away.. thank god.. peace Glad he let you boogie on down the road.. Sack's First Outdoor Grow LQQK see.. All threads new updates on 11/01/05 Sack's Bubbledust Outdoor Grow Sack's Cappuccino OD Grow Sack's Limon OD Grow sack
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11-09-2005, 12:04 PM	#6
BenitoCereno Self-Hating Gnostic Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: On the far left end of the couch, shaving my cat... Posts: 490	Good God, I gotta get outta the US.
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11-09-2005, 12:13 PM	#7
Dr. D Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Looking for Shambhala.. Posts: 3,179	lol my friend had a funny one with french customs coming thru an airport,,they pulled him over to search his luggage what their sniffer dog had sniffed out..he had nothiig on him...they assked him if he smoke hashish he said yeh..they said oo yews yes hashish very good no...he says yes hashish is good.. they saybut nooo not the skunk weed..he says yeeeh i smoke skunk..lol,,they say noooo noooo not the skunk..u smoka the skunk..u go up to tall building..on the roof..then weeeee u jump off.tha ekunk maka u crazy...he justlaughed and they let him go after checkin his stuff... i nearly pisssed myself wen he got the jumping off a tall building..they actually beleive that shit lmfao __________________ Roots.....its all in the roots!!! To fathom hell or soar angelic Just take a pinch of psychedelic Humphrey Osmond
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11-09-2005, 12:21 PM	#8
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	good one,but why risk those L.A CON seeds? so few of them
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11-09-2005, 01:47 PM	#9
Father Time Guest Posts: n/a	hehehehe, nice work Champ,i live in the best growing climate in the world but you have the best laws. Kindest regards,FT
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11-09-2005, 02:21 PM	#10
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I think that the French have more pressing issues right now. A small customs issue does not really compare to the rapidly spreading violence through out France and now some other countries in Europe. It seems that the main issue now is petrol, which is being used for petrol bombs and such like. https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4419770.stm But still quite amusing my dear fellow Mr. Nirvana. It's a shame that the french seem to be still so anal that they cannot accept a freebie that will help to relax them a bit in the near future. Last edited by erbalator; 11-09-2005 at 02:24 PM..
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