[Greenmopho]

This is the thread where we can call out Colorado dispensaries for whatever reason, shitty service, infected clones, crap (Cali OD) meds, or just overall a bad vibe or experience. Somewhat like a restaurant review, I guess.

Please state the name of the dispensary, city, and any other info you see useful, name of tender, address, strain, problem, clones, meds, etc.

This is a public service, and we should try to use this thread as a tool, somewhat of a Better Business Bureau for dispensaries.

This is probably NOT the place to post your good experiences of dispensaries since:

(a) Everyone in here will probably rip on you anyway

(b) If everyone posted good things here about dispensaries, it would get pretty hard to separate the spam from the real, so just leave that stuff to the dispensaries/collectives directory...

Thanks to Rednick and Mr Dank for helping me think to do this!

[Greenmopho]

So I guess I'll start things off with something I posted in the CO MMJ Clone Scene Thread

About a month ago, I went into Colorado Care off Iris in Boulder. Here is their info:

Colorado Care Inc
2850 Iris Ave Suite North
Boulder
CO
80301
303-250-9066
Mon. 11-5 , Tues-Sat. 11-7
https://www.coloradocareinc.com
coloradocare@gmail.com

I was talking to the receptionist guy, seemed really young, maybe I'm just getting old and all these kids just look young. Anyway, we got on the conversation about clones, and he then bolted out of his chair to show me his all NEW clone section of the store. I walk with him back behind a curtain, and he shows me a metal shelving rack with some T5s and metal baking pans full of trays and clones, somewhat hastily labeled. He runs off the names of some of the strains, and they all sounded familiar, but not a one was a local cut, or anything that they had as meds for that matter. He then said, Querkle, which is a subcool strain. I've grown Querkle, and it was prone to PM, which I'm telling him, just making conversation. He nods his head when I say this, and at that moment, I actually spot a little round patch of Powdery Mildew right on the leaf surface of one of his clones. Within a second, my trained eyes fully scanned all the other trays, and it looked like almost every clone in that shelving rack had traces of PM. I've had PM before, but just slightly, and I don't have any strains in my stable that have PM now, but I have NEVER seen PM already in the reproductive stage on clones. It must have been cut with fresh PM from the mother. I immediately point out to him that he has a PM issue, and he scurries to tell me that he treats them every other day with neem oil. I try to plead with him that need oil does nothing for pm other than wash off the reproductive organs of the mildew, but he insists that its working. I try to tell him that it obviously is NOT working for PM, since I can see the shit everywhere!!! I try to give him the remedy of at least using diluted milk, but he looks at me with confused face. I also noticed that they kept the clones' rockwool way too wet, and it was showing some green algae already and was probably a cause for allowing the PM to continue to thrive. Anyway, I went home immediately and stripped down and washed my clothes with hot water, I had the heebby jeebies...Don't buy their clones.

This place opened in January I think, and it is right by my house, so I checked them out a few times. They were always friendly, but seemed a bit uninformed on their own stuff, usually didn't know lineage, history, grow technique, etc. Early on most of the stuff they had was undeniably Cali bud, not all outdoor, and at $18-20 per gram...rip off. Now they still have high prices, but I've seen meds in there that I know are from local growers, but they still are a bunch of Cali people that are running it. They are all from Santa Barbara or Santa Monica? Some fucking Santa Clause town in Cali somewhere...

Would not send my friends in that place....

[Mile Hi Dave]

Definately subscribed....will be good to know the crappy ones as well as the good ones...

[j-fly]

Medical Marijuana of the Rockies in Frisco sold me a 3 gram eighth, and a gram of hash that was only .8. That really pissed me off so im not going back. They have a lot of clones, but never any finished product, this place gives me the creeps.

Also the Breck Loft are from Cali and charge $75 an eighth for og kush. Its good kush, but nothing is worth that price. They just assume everyone in Colorado has never smoked top shelf medicine. They are friendly and have great hash, but i feel they are just greedy and trying to make to much $$ off sick people.

,;.

[Greenmopho]

Originally Posted by GangGreen

the place in frisco sold me an 8th at 4.2grms and gave me free edibles as well. and just the other week we ate lunch at RastaPasta and stopped into Breckloft for the prized kush and was only $50-8th.
i have never been shorted ever by any shops in colorado..seems all the shops i go into i walk out with free edibles, hash, candies, joints, t-shirts, lighters, stickers, seeds, clones. must be cause im such an a$$hole lol

There people go breakin' the rules already!

Originally Posted by Greenmopho

This is probably NOT the place to post your good experiences of dispensaries since:

(a) Everyone in here will probably rip on you anyway

(b) If everyone posted good things here about dispensaries, it would get pretty hard to separate the spam from the real, so just leave that stuff to the dispensaries/collectives directory...

I asked about doing this once, and it seemed everyone here agreed this was wrong and told me not to call out dispensaries selling bad clones, meds, etc..
Kinda two faced I think. IMHO this thread is wrong, if one person can't do it, by consensus of the forums, then it should be the same for everyone else.

Wonder who that was driving in a silver square back Mercedes with a Pit hanging out of the window in Boulder, that still has Florida temporary plates, and who was that driver who was wearing a funny colored patchwork hat on, sporting a green Cross and their dispensary name advertised in the cars back window. hmmm, I've seen that pit before...oh yeah..now I remember

[still2big]

Originally Posted by Greenmopho

Some fucking Santa Clause town in Cali somewhere....

lol....thats funny

Great thread topic man...

[Greenmopho]

Originally Posted by Tr33

I asked about doing this once, and it seemed everyone here agreed this was wrong and told me not to call out dispensaries selling bad clones, meds, etc..
Kinda two faced I think. IMHO this thread is wrong, if one person can't do it, by consensus of the forums, then it should be the same for everyone else.

The general consensus I got from the other CO threads seemed to point to a need for a thread like this. If a dispensary is selling mislabeled clones, or clones with PM or RA, people have a right to know! This is a consumer report and a public service! I wasn't expecting people to call out shops just cuz they don't like em, you should be giving valid reasons why to avoid a shop. There is no other website like this, all the other ones are just promoting dispensaries, and you don't know who writes the good reviews or comments, could be the owner himself, thats just too biased to take seriously. Plus, as growers, we need this to protect ourselves. I don't know how many times I read about people bitching that they got RA or PM or a clone turned out to not be what they thought....call 'em out on it, they are making money selling shit unfairly, right?

Would the consensus be against it if we were calling out crooked auto repair shops? restaurants with dirty kichens? what makes a dispensary any better and not subject to the same scrutiny and criticism?

[Greenmopho]

Originally Posted by Tr33

Wonder who that was driving in a silver square back Mercedes with a Pit hanging out of the window in Boulder, that still has Florida temporary plates, and who was that driver who was wearing a funny colored patchwork hat on, sporting a green Cross and their dispensary name advertised in the cars back window. hmmm, I've seen that pit before...oh yeah..now I remember

I know exactly what place your talking about. Not a fan of the spot myself, guy just seems like a rich kid opening a shop with daddy's money, selling bs meds. But you brought it up, finish it up, I won't say it, you finish your thought, don't be afraid, tell us how you really feel! BTW, fuck the place across the street, too!