Evil Spy for hire.

To finance my trip to the Cup, I am seeking employment as evil spy.

I will work cheap.

EVIL MENU:

1) Steal cuts.
2) Bribe judges (Keep your hands clean!)
3) Dog out competitor's strains.
4) Buy votes.
5) Substitute inferior herb for competitor's real herb.
6) Ballot box stuffing ( I was in charge of Florida US Elections for Bush)
7) Evil spying.






For All Your Evil Spy Needs, See Me.

[southflorida]

Lola, no offense, but in Amsterdam there is the RD District
so pretty much everything that the "male part" (99.9%) of the ic mag cup
would "really" want is already in Amsterdam, while everything that
is in your list is "imo" not that valuable.

So, you will have to invent something that is truly "unique" and will
be of true "value" to someone that has that amount of money to
give you as a gift.

If this is a joke, then you shouldn't take my post seriously, but if you
truly want to go for real, you will have to maybe put up a picture of
yourself, obviously, where your face can't be seen. Then maybe
someone will send you a PM and make an offer to exchange "value
for value."

I am just trying to be as honest as possible, so hope you don't get
mad at me, for writing this kind of thing.

Later,

southflorida

[jinx 420]

SoFlo,you said what I was thinking,hope to meet up for a blazing if I can't get into the cup,don't really see why I wouldn't.peace



Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?hahaha
see how they smile,
like pigs in a sty,
see how they snied.I'm crying............ John Lennon

Well it is obviously an ad for Evil Spy Work.

I am trying to be more evil.

Only things available are on the Evil Menu. That should have cleared up any smutty thoughts.

Ya'll should laugh more often, it is good for you.

[JamieShoes]

Hi Lola, I'm looking for someone to go around spiking judges with LSD and whispering "Shooooooey" in their ears.. I think you might be the right woman for the job..

please be aware I can only pay in snickers and half cheeseburgers... I'll be in need of the other halves to pay off the local mayor in order to have my winners after party held at his private chambers...


thanks ever so
j



p.s in case a disclaimer were necessary, none of the above statement is true... besides the bit about cheeseburgers...natch

p.p.s what do know about "pregnant chads" and will this bushy technique be of use to me?

[ZoeFresssh666]

hey, everyone has a dream!

Lola I hope you get to go!!!!

JShoes: Oh yes, that is available for Evil Spy Inc. LSD spiking is pretty effective. I however, offer, my Truth Serum brainwashing Service. It is most reasonable. First we kidnap the judge, inject him with Truth Serum, thus making the mind open to suggestion. This is following by the LSD doping and brainwashing session is thrown in FREE.


On the subject of hanging chads, or "pregnant chads", Yes, I invented this technique for Bush in the Florida elections. It is a very good way to throw the results your way. I would be glad to implement another "Florida election" for your company at any time.


See me for all your Evil Spy needs!!! [I find wearing Tshirt that says Evil Spy, works well, they all think it is a joke until it is too late!]

[southflorida]

Originally Posted by jinx 420

SoFlo,you said what I was thinking,hope to meet up for a blazing if I can't get into the cup,don't really see why I wouldn't.peace

You don't need nothing to get in the cup. Just show up at the
Greenhouse United CS on Haarlemstraat and blaze "one or two" up !!!
See you there for the cup!

[southflorida]

Originally Posted by LolaGal

Well it is obviously an ad for Evil Spy Work.

I am trying to be more evil.

Only things available are on the Evil Menu. That should have cleared up any smutty thoughts.

Ya'll should laugh more often, it is good for you.

I was laughing. But, I also figured, just in case you really need help
with financing the trip to Amsterdam for the icmag cup 2010 that
I would give a few recommendations.

And, nothing wrong with smutty thoughts, it is the basic instinct,
...isn't it???

Hope to see you there, I will be there, and thank God, live only
24 hours by car from the Netherlands. This way I can also enjoy
hauling some ass on the autobahn...there and back, from one side
of Germany to the other. Last time 230 Km was awesome, until
a Bentley went past me like I was driving 10 Km and not 230 Km