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01-30-2010, 09:17 PM
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10 peeves dogs have about humans
TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS!
'1' Blaming your farts on me...... Not funny... Not funny at all !!! ---------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG -------------------------------------------------- ' 3' Taking me for a walk, then Not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? -------------------------------------------------- '4' Any trick that involves balancing Food on my nose. Stop it! -------------------------------------------------- '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff Up when you're not home. -------------------------------------------------- '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what A proud moment for the top of the food chain. -------------------------------------------------- '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting Surprised when I freak out every time we go back! ---- ---------------------------------------------- '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. -------------------------------------------------- '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? -------------------------------------------------- '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. ------------------------- ------------------------- Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
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01-30-2010, 09:21 PM
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clever man, made me lol.
i wonder if theres one for bebes |
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01-30-2010, 09:21 PM
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Chuck thats FUNNY as Hell
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01-30-2010, 09:33 PM
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Funny stuff chuck
 true enough as well. |
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01-30-2010, 09:57 PM
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11. not putting the peanut butter on her (your girlfriend/wife/spouse/daughter) often enough!
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02-03-2010, 10:02 AM
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Absolutely cracked me up. I probably woke up the wife I was laughing so hard!
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02-08-2010, 04:51 PM
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Sleepy, i smear peanut butter on TOP of my dogs noses every few days. they walk around the house licking EVERYTHING for an hour or so. "wow, EVERYTHING smells like peanut butter..."
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02-08-2010, 04:55 PM
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That was darling Chuck....thanks for the laugh. Sounds exactly like what a dog would want to say to a human
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02-08-2010, 08:28 PM
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hehe good one Chuck... it IS funny how ppl often scold their dogs... for actiing like dogs... "hey I like to sniff nuts... get over it!"
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