^^...LOL....ask your parents.

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So my two girls(5 & 6) are playing a game of house, and my wife asks the younger one if she is being a girl baby or a boy baby....she responds:

"Oh, were are all both in the game, boy and girl at the same time"

To which my wife responds:

"Ah, so we are all hermaphrodites?"
And the young one responds: " Yes! We are all permafadites!", and promptly goes running off to imform her sister that they are both permafadites.....


hee hee hee

[genkisan]

more kid funnies:

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mum, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window".

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller.
She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth cough."

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
"How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad
read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked:
"What
happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon this Mum will never forget..

This particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that Moment my daughter, (who was listening intently), leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mum, what is butt dust?

I remember when my son was about 7... I was at the Dr. w/him and on the back of the door in the examining room was a picture of a fetus in a woman's tummy from conception to birth... I was watching him... he was studying that poster pretty damn hard... and he gets this funny look on his face... turns to me and says...

"Mommy was I in your tummy?"
"Yes sweetie ... you were..."
Another really funny look... studies the poster again...
"Mommy... did you eat?"

hahahaha

"No sweetheart.. I didn't.. one day I will tell you how you came to be... when your lil mind can understand..."
"Mommy... how did I get out?"
WHEW
"Sweetie... mommy went into a hospital and the Dr. did a procedure called c-section... and he took you out of my tummy... right under my belly button.."

Questions stopped but that began a few days of ....

"Daddy... I was in mommy's tummy you know... she opened her mouth and I jumped down her throat... it was dark in there... I didn't like it...."

HAHAHAHA

Boy when he got older and we had the ole sex talk... did I have fun telling him that stuff .... *evil grin* Can't wait for the day when he's married and his wife is pregnant to repeat that story....bwuahahahaha

Peace~

Hippie Chic