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pipeline · 11-28-2006, 08:02 AM

^^^^Funny stuff Guys & Gals!

My cousin now a teenager when she was at a doctor for a check-up as a youngin:

Doctor: Do you have a history of cataracts in your family?

Cousin: Well my mom drives a Toyota Camery and my grandma drives a Taurus.....

Pops · 11-28-2006, 11:46 AM

When my ex-wife and I took my oldest son out to visit my Dad, we felt it necessary to talk to him about my youngest half-sister who had been born mentally and physically handicapped. We explained to him that she was different and "special". As we walked out the door from the visit, my son tugged on my pants, looked up at me and said" What's so special about being retarded?"

11-28-2006, 07:28 PM

hehehhehehehehehehehehehehe thanx for all the laughs.

Snowdog27 · 01-19-2007, 12:56 AM

Oh my god Pops that one had me on the floor,
I'm glad I decided to check out this thread cause I need a good laugh

pieceofmyheart · 01-19-2007, 01:13 AM

When mine was about 3, I was getting her a snack. She said she wanted a lotta bit. So Im like what in the world is a lotta bit?

She says "you know, I don't want a little bit, I want a lotta bit. "

I can still those precious little hands showing me how much more a lotta is than a little.

buckeye-leaf · 01-19-2007, 03:40 AM

Some first graders were having a discussion about heaven. The teacher asks what body part goes into heaven first?.......A little boy raised his hand and says "Its your legs, the other night when mom and dad was in bed her legs were in the air and she said OH GOD IM COMING"

01-19-2007, 04:03 AM

This is one of those threads where 'LOL' means you actualy laughed out loud lol...

Very funny, thank you all very much!

genkisan · 01-19-2007, 05:20 AM

My little 5 year old girl is a super-princess....into pink, flowers, crowns, Snow White dresses, just discovered Hello Kitty, etc etc etc.....but has a real Wednesday Addams streak to her...

Today she asked me out of the blue if she is going to die young, and then an hour later, when I cut myself cooking, rushed to the bathroom with my and asked avidly if she could see the bloody......

Her imaginary friends sometmes end up dying in bizarre ways too.......she is not saddened by this, just takes it as a matter of course.

Yes, she is an odd girl indeed....my wife just told me that over breakfast our little morbid princess informed her that she doesn't like to eat fresh blood...only dry blood, because it tastes like metal (which it does actually, containing lots of iron.)........

01-19-2007, 03:25 PM

Just buy her a box of Fish Blood meal, keep your daughter and you plants happy...

cough_cough_eer · 01-19-2007, 03:52 PM

My nephew (8) asked me something that kinda cought me off guard. He asked if Kletus and Brandine (hillbillie types from the Simpsons) were brother and sister???uuummmm

11-28-2006, 08:02 AM	#21
pipeline Cannabotanist Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: 39 N Posts: 4,714	^^^^Funny stuff Guys & Gals! My cousin now a teenager when she was at a doctor for a check-up as a youngin: Doctor: Do you have a history of cataracts in your family? Cousin: Well my mom drives a Toyota Camery and my grandma drives a Taurus.....
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Pops Resident pissy old man Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: someplace hotter than hell Posts: 3,053	When my ex-wife and I took my oldest son out to visit my Dad, we felt it necessary to talk to him about my youngest half-sister who had been born mentally and physically handicapped. We explained to him that she was different and "special". As we walked out the door from the visit, my son tugged on my pants, looked up at me and said" What's so special about being retarded?"
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11-28-2006, 07:28 PM	#23
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	hehehhehehehehehehehehehehe thanx for all the laughs.
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Snowdog27 Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 198	Oh my god Pops that one had me on the floor, I'm glad I decided to check out this thread cause I need a good laugh __________________ Don't worry about your lung, God gave you two for a reason ChemX?XC99
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pieceofmyheart Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my secret garden Posts: 1,854	When mine was about 3, I was getting her a snack. She said she wanted a lotta bit. So Im like what in the world is a lotta bit? She says "you know, I don't want a little bit, I want a lotta bit. " I can still those precious little hands showing me how much more a lotta is than a little.
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buckeye-leaf cannabis enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: a bowling alley Posts: 1,334	Some first graders were having a discussion about heaven. The teacher asks what body part goes into heaven first?.......A little boy raised his hand and says "Its your legs, the other night when mom and dad was in bed her legs were in the air and she said OH GOD IM COMING"
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01-19-2007, 04:03 AM	#27
BeAn Guest Posts: n/a	This is one of those threads where 'LOL' means you actualy laughed out loud lol... Very funny, thank you all very much!
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01-19-2007, 05:20 AM	#28
genkisan Cannabrex Formulator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,240	My little 5 year old girl is a super-princess....into pink, flowers, crowns, Snow White dresses, just discovered Hello Kitty, etc etc etc.....but has a real Wednesday Addams streak to her... Today she asked me out of the blue if she is going to die young, and then an hour later, when I cut myself cooking, rushed to the bathroom with my and asked avidly if she could see the bloody...... Her imaginary friends sometmes end up dying in bizarre ways too.......she is not saddened by this, just takes it as a matter of course. Yes, she is an odd girl indeed....my wife just told me that over breakfast our little morbid princess informed her that she doesn't like to eat fresh blood...only dry blood, because it tastes like metal (which it does actually, containing lots of iron.)........ __________________ "The problem today is to give larger significance and dignity to a life that has been dwarfed by the world of material things. Until that problem is solved, the annihilation of Naziism will be no more than the removal of one symptom of the world's unrest." Konrad Heiden "We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors.....we borrow it from our children" Native Proverb "I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD," said Hofmann. "It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." Albert Hofmann Private Super Early Finishing Strain - Dr Z The Anti-Donkeyhonker League FnordTech Tinfoil Beanies Olivier Dumoulin - Amazing Artist Last edited by genkisan; 01-19-2007 at 05:28 AM..
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01-19-2007, 03:25 PM	#29
BeAn Guest Posts: n/a	Just buy her a box of Fish Blood meal, keep your daughter and you plants happy...
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cough_cough_eer Anita Bonghitt Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,937	My nephew (8) asked me something that kinda cought me off guard. He asked if Kletus and Brandine (hillbillie types from the Simpsons) were brother and sister???uuummmm __________________ ~The Avatar Thread~ Why is it that rich people are concidered eccentric and poor people are just wierd????
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