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09-29-2005, 05:36 AM

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Out of the mouths of babes

Ain't that the truth

Incredibly cute story Lady Olive and forgive me not greeting you sooner... So HaPPy when I see other women posting and having a good time...

.... and I love that Snicker Doodle receipe!

hubby said, ooh that would be good.... so I speck' we'll be snicker doodlin' sometime in the near future... lol... I hope I don't screw it up and it turns out good the first time, I'll let cha know...

~Welcome LadyOlive!! to ICmag~

C-ya'round

09-29-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by guineapig

pieceofmyheart at what age did they become difficult? i think i am just now going through my troubled teenage years and i have just turned thirty......i was always such a good kid when i was a teenager......wait, maybe i am having a mid-life crisis......uh oh.....-gp

They started to get difficult around age 12. They are 13 and 15 and damn lucky to be alive. hehehehe

I have been through many a midlife crisis....actually it is my excuse to go a bit nutso now and again.

LadyOlive · 09-30-2005, 02:58 AM

Thank you for the welcome Ms.Grat3ful!

The cookies are really good. Been making them for over 10 years. Just follow the recipe and make sure it doesn't hard boil.... just a very soft soft pop, pop, pop.

Let me know how you do!

I really like this forum, I'll be around for a while!

Ladyolive

dociron · 09-30-2005, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyOlive

Thank you for the welcome Ms.Grat3ful!

.....................SNIP..... ...........................

I really like this forum, I'll be around for a while!

Ladyolive

I am very glad you like this forum Lady O.........
and I'm very glad you and Ms.G are meeting,,
She and I met on what seems to me to have been my first post at "IC",
certainly one of my most memorable posts,,
Ms.G? I only spoke the truth,, simple common sense,,
the kind of stuff that folks forget.
I am so very glad my friends have found an "Eden" to return to.
All the best,, to all who dwell here....... doc

LadyOlive · 09-30-2005, 09:33 AM

Delta9-THC · 03-10-2006, 05:57 AM

piece of .... dont give up on the little bastards... the more you help them the better they treat you when they're older....
Peace!

Ms.Grat3ful · 11-11-2006, 11:03 PM

... so my kid asked me...

....Why do they call it Mooning someone?

What would you say??

sativa_spiritus · 11-12-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms.Grat3ful

If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

please say i can!!

thanks for posting this, i had a good giggle

genkisan · 11-27-2006, 01:36 PM

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

______________________________ ____________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

______________________________ ____________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

______________________________ _________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

______________________________ ____

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

______________________________ ____________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

______________________________ _________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

______________________________ ___

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

______________________________ ________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

______________________________ _____

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

pieceofmyheart · 11-27-2006, 05:00 PM

"Did you put those shoes on all by yourself?"

" Yes, I did"

"I think maybe they are on the wrong feet"

"???? But, these are the only feet I have!"

09-30-2005, 02:58 AM	#13
LadyOlive Cherokee Maiden Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Not where I'd like to be yet Posts: 95	Thank you for the welcome Ms.Grat3ful! The cookies are really good. Been making them for over 10 years. Just follow the recipe and make sure it doesn't hard boil.... just a very soft soft pop, pop, pop. Let me know how you do! I really like this forum, I'll be around for a while! Ladyolive __________________ Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting, "Holy Shit...... what a ride"! "Don't look at me.... I'm fucked up on cornbread" Quote from "Weeds"
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09-30-2005, 09:33 AM	#15
LadyOlive Cherokee Maiden Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Not where I'd like to be yet Posts: 95	__________________ Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting, "Holy Shit...... what a ride"! "Don't look at me.... I'm fucked up on cornbread" Quote from "Weeds"
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03-10-2006, 05:57 AM	#16
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11-27-2006, 01:36 PM	#19
genkisan Cannabrex Formulator Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,240	TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ______________________________ ____________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ______________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ______________________________ _________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ______________________________ ____ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ______________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ______________________________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ______________________________ ___ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ______________________________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. __________________ "The problem today is to give larger significance and dignity to a life that has been dwarfed by the world of material things. Until that problem is solved, the annihilation of Naziism will be no more than the removal of one symptom of the world's unrest." Konrad Heiden "We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors.....we borrow it from our children" Native Proverb "I think that in human evolution it has never been as necessary to have this substance LSD," said Hofmann. "It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." Albert Hofmann Private Super Early Finishing Strain - Dr Z The Anti-Donkeyhonker League FnordTech Tinfoil Beanies Olivier Dumoulin - Amazing Artist
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11-11-2006, 11:03 PM	#17
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11-27-2006, 05:00 PM	#20
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