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09-06-2005, 05:11 PM

that was so funny i had to sit on my hands to keep from clapping !!

dociron · 09-08-2005, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SunSimluator

that was so funny i had to sit on my hands to keep from clapping !!

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Me too!! But now my hands smell funny!!!

09-08-2005, 10:41 AM

thanx Ms Grat3ful for being a cure to my pain

peace &

SkyRose · 09-08-2005, 10:58 PM

Ms G... you are on a roll... and I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!

Here's a few more....

Viagra
A pharmacy in my home town was robbed yesterday, but all that was stolen was a large bottle of Viagra.... now the police are looking for the hardend criminals.

80-Pounder
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!

MasterCard For Men
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.
There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
(And a angry misses at home...

)

09-10-2005, 08:48 AM

SkyRose... hope you are doing well hun....

Check this out, It's kind'of an interactive joke... A funny joke

johnstreet · 09-10-2005, 09:25 AM

Ms G, very funny. Um, okay

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A WOMAN WHO HAS TWO BLACK EYES ?

johnstreet · 09-10-2005, 09:47 AM

Nothing. She's been told twice already !

09-10-2005, 03:10 PM

john, very funny. Um, okay :smile:
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
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When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

09-10-2005, 03:23 PM

They got that comfortable place
on their shoulder that's perfect for
snuggling into while we fall asleep.

They're enthusiastic about our bodies,
even when we're not.

Chest hair, forearm hair and
the feel of a newly shaved cheek.

The glimpse you get, when they wear their
baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

How tender they get when they cry,
and how seldom they do it.

What they lack in talk,
they tend to make up for in action.

They make excellent companions when driving through
neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

They really love their moms.
They remind us of our dads.

They never care what their horoscope,
their mother-in-law, nor their neighbors say.

They rarely lie about their age,
their weight, or their clothing size.

How nice their butts look in jeans.

Hold nice their hands look holding ours.

Their face is a treasure to behold when
they give us a present they picked out.
They give great hugs, (and always melt
our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)

They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into
our hearts and connect with our heart,
even when we don't want them to.

They don't care whether colors match, but
are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.

They give us a peek at the little boy
inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

09-06-2005, 05:11 PM	#12
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	lol that was so funny i had to sit on my hands to keep from clapping !!
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09-08-2005, 10:58 PM	#15
SkyRose Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: See That Mountain Over There... Posts: 65	Ms G... you are on a roll... and I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!! Here's a few more.... Viagra A pharmacy in my home town was robbed yesterday, but all that was stolen was a large bottle of Viagra.... now the police are looking for the hardend criminals. 80-Pounder Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts! MasterCard For Men Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 A round of shots: $34.00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00 Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard. (And a angry misses at home... ) __________________ To Err Is Human, But Isn't It Divine Last edited by SkyRose; 09-08-2005 at 10:59 PM..
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09-10-2005, 09:25 AM	#17
johnstreet Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 253	Ms G, very funny. Um, okay WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A WOMAN WHO HAS TWO BLACK EYES ? Last edited by johnstreet; 09-10-2005 at 09:48 AM..
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09-10-2005, 09:47 AM	#18
johnstreet Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 253	Nothing. She's been told twice already ! __________________ Walk the Earth like Kung Fu.
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09-10-2005, 03:10 PM	#19
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	john, very funny. Um, okay :smile: ------------------------------------------------------------- Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? ------------------------------------------------------------- When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Last edited by Ms.Grat3ful; 09-10-2005 at 03:29 PM..
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09-08-2005, 10:41 AM	#14
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	thanx Ms Grat3ful for being a cure to my pain peace &
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09-10-2005, 08:48 AM	#16
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	SkyRose... hope you are doing well hun.... Check this out, It's kind'of an interactive joke... A funny joke
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09-10-2005, 03:23 PM	#20
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Why Women Love Men They got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek. The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action. They make excellent companions when driving through neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor their neighbors say. They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size. How nice their butts look in jeans. Hold nice their hands look holding ours. Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out. They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added) They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our hearts and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to. They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be. They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.
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