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09-05-2005, 03:19 PM
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Words Women Use....
Words Women Use
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. 
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09-05-2005, 06:40 PM
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Around here, when I say "five minutes" it usually means about 10 (unless NASCAR is on :wink: ). When he says "five minutes," it usually means about 1-1/2 hours. He has absolutely NO sense of time, even when he's not buzzed! "Fine" can also mean the same thing "That's Okay" means - at least around here. Oh, and silence is the worst of all.... 
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09-05-2005, 07:00 PM
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LOL... ambre! Too cute and very understandable
 ...and... let's not forget.... there is always an exception to every rule and don't worry guys' we'll let you know when that is... 
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09-05-2005, 07:05 PM
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*rips hair out* AHHH.. i'm so confused.. interesting
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09-05-2005, 07:53 PM
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wang "thats ok" dont stress out, It will be "fine", just give it "5 min" "loud sigh"  Funny stuff MsG!! ohhh how we torture men!!..heehee
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09-05-2005, 08:24 PM
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.... and how they get us back.... MEN  aahhhh, they cycle of life...
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09-05-2005, 11:13 PM
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don't forget the ever popular " Not tonite, I'm not in the mood"
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09-06-2005, 01:19 AM
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Bedtime Stories for women
What is the difference between girls/women
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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09-06-2005, 01:23 AM
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09-06-2005, 07:23 PM
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MAKE THIS A POSITIVE DAY
Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words
Keep your words positive because your words become your behavior.. Keep your behavior positive because your behavior becomes your habits... Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values.. Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny." PEACE |
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