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Old 07-31-2005, 06:29 PM #31
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that's a problem cough, giraffes can't support the weight of their necks on their sides and sleep crouched and for short periods at a time. You'd need more people to hold the neck then you would to pick the damn thing up and carry it....


H3ad, two question though...where does the giraffe need to be transported, and last but not least...why can't it walk there on its own?

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Old 07-31-2005, 06:29 PM #32
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As anyone who has ever loaded a deer onto a four-wheeler can agree, an unconscious giraffe would be difficult to lift, even for eight guys...
I thought we'd just talk her into standing still and keep her legs rigid...
although if unconscious, you could build a large litter to lift with...
However, it might look suspicious carrying an unconscious giraffe out of a bar...
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Old 07-31-2005, 06:33 PM #33
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well, it's a hypothetical giraffe... and doesn't actually need to be transported, just lifted... a foot or two would do, just to see if it can be done, and by how many hypothetical blokes...
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Old 07-31-2005, 06:36 PM #34
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Old 08-01-2005, 02:30 AM #35
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ok ok I got it...13 2 on each foot/lower leg...2 underneath and 1 more on each leg to keep the knees straight and lift some. Plus 1 to supervise, measure and to sing the toys r us theme song.
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:44 AM #37
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One man could do it. As Archimedes almost said "Give me a place to stand and I will move the giraffe".
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:50 PM #38
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ok ok I got it...13 2 on each foot/lower leg...2 underneath and 1 more on each leg to keep the knees straight and lift some. Plus 1 to supervise, measure and to sing the toys r us theme song.
If this were an actual approved contest, I believe omega7, you would have won.... That sounds like the most plausable plan that I have heard so far and I love the singing part!
Very Good Thinking Omega7! I Love It!
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:13 PM #39
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??? But (2*4)+2+(4*1)+1=15 not 13.
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LOL>..... ooppssssie.... LOL... you're right it's 15... I didn't bother to add it up... gosh, I guess neither did he?... LOL...

LOL... Oh well close enough... LOL.. too funny....

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