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cough_cough_eer · 07-31-2005, 02:41 AM

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And... What is a good 'pick-up line' to use on said giraffe?

uuummmmm, I dont no,, maybe just take her out to a nice dinner

and a movie.

big mike · 07-31-2005, 02:56 AM

dont forget about transporting it, or do you plan on having 8 men just casually carry a girrafe home..

GMT · 07-31-2005, 03:14 AM

1 Guy behind it with a balloon and a pin may do it.

07-31-2005, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Grat3fulH3ad

And... What is a good 'pick-up line' to use on said giraffe?

hey good looking....wanna neck?

07-31-2005, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by stankbud

hey good looking....wanna neck?

LMAO

07-31-2005, 06:26 AM

I googled "giraffe joke" and there aren't that many giraffe jokes out there

https://www.poddys.com/jokes/adul_121.htm

The Mouse And The Giraffe
A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar.

The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink.

Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.

After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together.

The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.

The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?"

The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."

The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"

The mouse replied, "Hey, between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!"

hmmm, not that funny.

......here's another

https://www.alltooflat.com/funny/joke....php?viewj=306

The Giraffe Joke Joke Number 306

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A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call". So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my giraffe." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the giraffe falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

here's one a mate of mine often says and says it well....

a horse walks into a bar..the concerned barman says "why the long face?"

omega7 · 07-31-2005, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by big mike

dont forget about transporting it, or do you plan on having 8 men just casually carry a girrafe home..

Dont forget gloves either. Just in case the guys hands at the unlucky end slip. Im sure you will be able to identify the giraffophiles as they will come equipped with gloves and wandering hands. I mean who else is gonna volunteer for this. Unless they are getting paid. Is there a union for this type of thing? We might have to go with midgets. Too bad that midget fighting league got mauled by a lion or something.

chuckyoufarley · 07-31-2005, 04:28 PM

hey H3ad what 1 of your strains were you smoking when this thought of picking up a giraffe cuz thats the type of stuff i want .
and as for the question i'd say 8 men 2 each leg cuz that would be the only place you could touch him is the legs cuz he to tall to pick up by his belly that is unless ya bean him in the noggin with a big ass rock knock him out then when he down try to pick him up LOL this is to early in the morning

07-31-2005, 04:47 PM

how do you decide who carries the back end and who carries the front end?

And did you know that a giraffe's tongue is over a yard long? What happens if he's hot and has it hanging out while he's being carried? Its illegal to use giraffe tongues as road washing instruments and lord only knows the giraffe wouldn't much enjoy it.

I think the Giraffe Logistics and Transportation Agency should be contacted before anybody seriously considers taking action at all.

cough_cough_eer · 07-31-2005, 06:21 PM

maybe turn the giraffe on its side and carry it, wont be so top heavy that way.

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chuckyoufarley Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: i dont live i exist Posts: 7,439	hey H3ad what 1 of your strains were you smoking when this thought of picking up a giraffe cuz thats the type of stuff i want . and as for the question i'd say 8 men 2 each leg cuz that would be the only place you could touch him is the legs cuz he to tall to pick up by his belly that is unless ya bean him in the noggin with a big ass rock knock him out then when he down try to pick him up LOL this is to early in the morning __________________ KEEPEM GREEN-N-GIRLIE PEACE CHUCKY jack & jill went up the hill to score a bag of grass jack was swift & rolled a spliff now he's gettin some ASS i'm never alone even when i'm by myself
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cough_cough_eer Anita Bonghitt Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,937	maybe turn the giraffe on its side and carry it, wont be so top heavy that way. __________________ ~The Avatar Thread~ Why is it that rich people are concidered eccentric and poor people are just wierd????
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07-31-2005, 06:26 AM	#26
Chamba Guest Posts: n/a	I googled "giraffe joke" and there aren't that many giraffe jokes out there https://www.poddys.com/jokes/adul_121.htm The Mouse And The Giraffe A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink. After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together. The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out. The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?" The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had." The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?" The mouse replied, "Hey, between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!" hmmm, not that funny. ......here's another https://www.alltooflat.com/funny/joke....php?viewj=306 The Giraffe Joke Joke Number 306 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call". So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my giraffe." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the giraffe falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe." here's one a mate of mine often says and says it well.... a horse walks into a bar..the concerned barman says "why the long face?"
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07-31-2005, 04:47 PM	#29
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	how do you decide who carries the back end and who carries the front end? And did you know that a giraffe's tongue is over a yard long? What happens if he's hot and has it hanging out while he's being carried? Its illegal to use giraffe tongues as road washing instruments and lord only knows the giraffe wouldn't much enjoy it. I think the Giraffe Logistics and Transportation Agency should be contacted before anybody seriously considers taking action at all.
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