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PurpleUnikorn · 09-03-2009, 04:10 AM

I finally had worked and saved up five years to finally be able go to my life long stoney dream and go tokin up in the dam. so i went and got there like 9;30 there time and the first thing i did was go up and search three of the closest coffee places and got 3 grams of this strwberry cough and an 8th of the mad beef kush and a 8th of sor bubble hash and started smokin outside and lookin at the sites of the dam and i came across a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it and there was a huge sign sayin Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! i knew it couldnt be good but i checked it out and it was the worst i had seen yet, but the waiter was nice and i got a nice bag of dirt weed for 2e and saw 4 rastas smokin blunts outside laughin on the shops porch withe tables. i ordered a blunt wrap and rolled a fatty mix of all i had, but the nigerian, and proceeded to determine if i could chill with the rastas and match a blunt. i quickly found the werent rastas, but nigerians, and they hapilly let me have a chair and passed me a nigerian blunt and i hit it. they were all cool until i lit my blunt and passed it

. the first man toke a drag off me blunt and started coughing instantly and nicely asked what kind of bud it was and i told him. he was impressed and asked to see it. he passed my blunt to his buddy and i proceeded to take me sacks out me fanny-pack and hand them to him he normally looked smelled and talked about my good stash. when he went to hand it back to me i put my hand out to grab my sacks and he then grabbed my arm shoved the sacks in his jacket and pulled me toward him

out of my seat and punched me right in the eye hard enough to make it spurt blood

and make my ears ring, right then he elbowed my nose like twice and then thru me on the floor with my hands behind my back and his knee on my head. for some reason i thought i was brutally being arrested but then he tarted yelling in nigerian and his friend stood up and started stomping my left knee and ankle like 10 times fracturing and spraining both, and then his other buddy came up with my blunt and proceeded to put it out neck while the other guy ripped me fanny pack off and took me back pack and wallet, ( containing clothes, all personal info, equivalent to 4500$ u.s., and me laptop) and ran in the coffee shop the one holding me then started punching me in the back of the head with his free hand 5 or 6 times and made me black out for a seconnd but i coud still tell when he stopped and thru my head on the ground and held it so his freind could start kiking my ear, neck, mouth and face multible times until i coudnt even see anymore thru the blood and then did one drop knee on my back and proceed to walk into the nigerian coffee shop and the last guy in walked to the garden and picked up a brick and threw it full force at me on the floor and it hit my wrist shattering, it and believe it or not it bounced off me wrist and hit me in the mouth knockin out 9 teeth and i blacked out when i came too, i was in a dutch speakin hospital and i told the dum cops wat happend and they said sorry nothing was recovered and know one was caught. i was in the hospital for a week and this whole trip cost 18,569.43$. never trust anyone in amsterdam cuz i still dont believe this could of happend

PurpleUnikorn · 09-03-2009, 04:12 AM

and i got 49 stitches. and a concussion

bigbluedog360 · 09-03-2009, 04:19 AM

that shit is crazy!

Phillthy · 09-03-2009, 04:59 AM

WTF?

noreaga · 09-03-2009, 05:27 AM

wow, ill make sure to never go to amsterdam now. thank u haha

ddrew · 09-03-2009, 05:34 AM

Bro where are you from? Mayberry? You were begging to get robbed.
You walk up to a bunch of strange black guys with your pockets full of cash, your laptop under your arm, and whip out a bunch of bags and start passing them around?
I think this would have happened the same way pretty much anywhere you did that.

Sorry you got hurt, hope you heal fast.

phatbudz · 09-03-2009, 05:48 AM

Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! LOL cheap weed is dirt

ResinKing · 09-03-2009, 05:58 AM

EXACTLY , What were you thinking , plus you were sitting outside the ''cafe'' when this happened you..Were was all the other tourists and natives when this ''savage attack'' took place in morning time.. 9. 30 you said , so you must of been with them at 10ish , 11ish coz coffeshops dont sell weed till 10am till 8ish..Plus you say ''I was in a Dutch speaking hospital''..This is not true , as all public staff (cops,nurses,goverment etc) and 95% of Dutch people speak English fluently as a 2nd language..Your story smells very funny , I think your pulling someones leg ? your fulla bulls*hit id say , reading through your story you should be dead by the ''hammering'' you got , someone must of seen something coz u certainly didnt walk away with ''2 sprained and fractured ankles''..Your story just dont add up , you have to be lying , your only making a joke outta yourself..On top of all that your trying to give the Beautiful city of Amsterdam a bad name..

ddrew · 09-03-2009, 06:01 AM

I'm thinking BS too.

You would just have to be almost retarded otherwise

SpacedCWBY · 09-03-2009, 06:33 AM

That is a pretty tall tale...

09-03-2009, 04:10 AM	#1
PurpleUnikorn New Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 24	BEATEN AND ROBBED IN AMMY-DAMZ I finally had worked and saved up five years to finally be able go to my life long stoney dream and go tokin up in the dam. so i went and got there like 9;30 there time and the first thing i did was go up and search three of the closest coffee places and got 3 grams of this strwberry cough and an 8th of the mad beef kush and a 8th of sor bubble hash and started smokin outside and lookin at the sites of the dam and i came across a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it and there was a huge sign sayin Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! i knew it couldnt be good but i checked it out and it was the worst i had seen yet, but the waiter was nice and i got a nice bag of dirt weed for 2e and saw 4 rastas smokin blunts outside laughin on the shops porch withe tables. i ordered a blunt wrap and rolled a fatty mix of all i had, but the nigerian, and proceeded to determine if i could chill with the rastas and match a blunt. i quickly found the werent rastas, but nigerians, and they hapilly let me have a chair and passed me a nigerian blunt and i hit it. they were all cool until i lit my blunt and passed it. the first man toke a drag off me blunt and started coughing instantly and nicely asked what kind of bud it was and i told him. he was impressed and asked to see it. he passed my blunt to his buddy and i proceeded to take me sacks out me fanny-pack and hand them to him he normally looked smelled and talked about my good stash. when he went to hand it back to me i put my hand out to grab my sacks and he then grabbed my arm shoved the sacks in his jacket and pulled me toward him out of my seat and punched me right in the eye hard enough to make it spurt blood and make my ears ring, right then he elbowed my nose like twice and then thru me on the floor with my hands behind my back and his knee on my head. for some reason i thought i was brutally being arrested but then he tarted yelling in nigerian and his friend stood up and started stomping my left knee and ankle like 10 times fracturing and spraining both, and then his other buddy came up with my blunt and proceeded to put it out neck while the other guy ripped me fanny pack off and took me back pack and wallet, ( containing clothes, all personal info, equivalent to 4500$ u.s., and me laptop) and ran in the coffee shop the one holding me then started punching me in the back of the head with his free hand 5 or 6 times and made me black out for a seconnd but i coud still tell when he stopped and thru my head on the ground and held it so his freind could start kiking my ear, neck, mouth and face multible times until i coudnt even see anymore thru the blood and then did one drop knee on my back and proceed to walk into the nigerian coffee shop and the last guy in walked to the garden and picked up a brick and threw it full force at me on the floor and it hit my wrist shattering, it and believe it or not it bounced off me wrist and hit me in the mouth knockin out 9 teeth and i blacked out when i came too, i was in a dutch speakin hospital and i told the dum cops wat happend and they said sorry nothing was recovered and know one was caught. i was in the hospital for a week and this whole trip cost 18,569.43$. never trust anyone in amsterdam cuz i still dont believe this could of happend

09-03-2009, 04:59 AM	#4
Phillthy Seven-Thirty Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere nice and padded. Posts: 7,798	WTF? __________________ “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?” - Albert Einstein

09-03-2009, 04:12 AM	#2
PurpleUnikorn New Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 24	and i got 49 stitches. and a concussion

09-03-2009, 04:19 AM	#3
bigbluedog360 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 170	that shit is crazy!

09-03-2009, 05:27 AM	#5
noreaga stay lifted like apollo space missions Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 325	wow, ill make sure to never go to amsterdam now. thank u haha

09-03-2009, 05:34 AM	#6
ddrew Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,290	Bro where are you from? Mayberry? You were begging to get robbed. You walk up to a bunch of strange black guys with your pockets full of cash, your laptop under your arm, and whip out a bunch of bags and start passing them around? I think this would have happened the same way pretty much anywhere you did that. Sorry you got hurt, hope you heal fast.

09-03-2009, 05:48 AM	#7
phatbudz New Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6	Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! LOL cheap weed is dirt

09-03-2009, 05:58 AM	#8
ResinKing IC-Mag Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: By The Beach Posts: 200	EXACTLY , What were you thinking , plus you were sitting outside the ''cafe'' when this happened you..Were was all the other tourists and natives when this ''savage attack'' took place in morning time.. 9. 30 you said , so you must of been with them at 10ish , 11ish coz coffeshops dont sell weed till 10am till 8ish..Plus you say ''I was in a Dutch speaking hospital''..This is not true , as all public staff (cops,nurses,goverment etc) and 95% of Dutch people speak English fluently as a 2nd language..Your story smells very funny , I think your pulling someones leg ? your fulla bulls*hit id say , reading through your story you should be dead by the ''hammering'' you got , someone must of seen something coz u certainly didnt walk away with ''2 sprained and fractured ankles''..Your story just dont add up , you have to be lying , your only making a joke outta yourself..On top of all that your trying to give the Beautiful city of Amsterdam a bad name..

09-03-2009, 06:01 AM	#9
ddrew Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,290	I'm thinking BS too. You would just have to be almost retarded otherwise

09-03-2009, 06:33 AM	#10
SpacedCWBY Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Back to the sands of time from a short lived hiatus. Thank god... Posts: 1,316	That is a pretty tall tale...