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trouble · 08-09-2009, 08:34 PM

It's well-documented that cats are indeed evil.

I'm a dog owner myself, and have never really cared much for cats personally. However, in fairness to cats everywhere, there are many cases in which cats have been falsely implicated of hidous & disgusting crimes.

FLORIDA AP:

Jensen Beach, Fla: Florida law enforcemnt agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R. Griffen with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found over a thousand such images on his computer.

In his defense, Mr. Griffen told detectives, "I would leave my computer on, and my cat would jump on the keyboard. And when I returned there would be strange material downloaded."

Mr.Griffen remains in jail, with bail set at $250,000, while his cat roams free.

I can only imagine how this one will play-out in court.

"Your Honor, I'm a man, what use would I have for "Kitty Porn?"

Seriously, I hope this pedophile enjoys his prison encounters.

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Kizzattack · 08-09-2009, 08:41 PM

Kudos to him for the creative excuse, but did he really think anyone would believe him?

Cats sure can be evil though. My cat ran up to me yesterday and was weaving in and out of my legs and purring away. I bent down to stroke her and she immediately sunk her fangs into that chunky bit of flesh at the bottom of my thumb, then ran off. It was completely unprovoked, and bloody hurt. Needless to say she will not be getting any cat milk for a while.

growshower · 08-09-2009, 08:42 PM

dude i agree, cats are totally evil.

this is funny as hell though

FreezerBoy · 08-09-2009, 09:04 PM

Sounds like this one did us all a favor. But, yes, cats are evil.

cocktail frank · 08-09-2009, 09:07 PM

is this an ANTI-CAT thread?
if so, count me in
DOGS RULE!

08-09-2009, 09:24 PM

When skinned alive they can be quite useful in certain invocations.

trouble · 08-09-2009, 09:39 PM

NOTE TO SELF: Adopt a cat for alibi purposes.

"Officer, I dont know where those 12 kilos of coke came from. My damn cat must have brought them home. That silly cat is always bringing home mice, snakes, bugs, and drugs!"

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subrob · 08-09-2009, 09:45 PM

cats are further proof that humans need to leave other gene pools all alone! at least now we are not the only species that kills for fun!

TacoSusio · 08-09-2009, 10:42 PM

Cats suck. And that whole nine lives things is just a myth But don't take my word for it...

mriko · 08-09-2009, 10:45 PM

Cats are cool !

Irie !

08-09-2009, 08:34 PM	#1
trouble Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,821	CATS ARE EVIL! It's well-documented that cats are indeed evil. I'm a dog owner myself, and have never really cared much for cats personally. However, in fairness to cats everywhere, there are many cases in which cats have been falsely implicated of hidous & disgusting crimes. FLORIDA AP: Jensen Beach, Fla: Florida law enforcemnt agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R. Griffen with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found over a thousand such images on his computer. In his defense, Mr. Griffen told detectives, "I would leave my computer on, and my cat would jump on the keyboard. And when I returned there would be strange material downloaded." Mr.Griffen remains in jail, with bail set at $250,000, while his cat roams free. I can only imagine how this one will play-out in court. "Your Honor, I'm a man, what use would I have for "Kitty Porn?" Seriously, I hope this pedophile enjoys his prison encounters. .....
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08-09-2009, 08:41 PM	#2
Kizzattack Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 955	Kudos to him for the creative excuse, but did he really think anyone would believe him? Cats sure can be evil though. My cat ran up to me yesterday and was weaving in and out of my legs and purring away. I bent down to stroke her and she immediately sunk her fangs into that chunky bit of flesh at the bottom of my thumb, then ran off. It was completely unprovoked, and bloody hurt. Needless to say she will not be getting any cat milk for a while. __________________ Faith makes it possible to achieve that which man's mind can conceive and believe. ~Bruce Lee~
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08-09-2009, 08:42 PM	#3
growshower Keepin buddies higher than giraffe pussy since 99 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pappa Johnny Road Posts: 548	dude i agree, cats are totally evil. this is funny as hell though __________________ Widespreadmotherfuckinpanic Like i told you what i said, steal your face right off your head......... Everything I say on here is a lie, I just want to look cool. is it working?
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08-09-2009, 09:04 PM	#4
FreezerBoy Was blind but now IC Puckbunny in Training Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 11,517	Sounds like this one did us all a favor. But, yes, cats are evil. __________________ . . FreezerBoy's Destroyer Diary-Completed...... FreezerBoy's Thunk Diary-Completed...... Beginners Links
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08-09-2009, 09:24 PM	#6
sparkjumper Guest Posts: n/a	When skinned alive they can be quite useful in certain invocations.
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08-09-2009, 09:39 PM	#7
trouble Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,821	NOTE TO SELF: Adopt a cat for alibi purposes. "Officer, I dont know where those 12 kilos of coke came from. My damn cat must have brought them home. That silly cat is always bringing home mice, snakes, bugs, and drugs!" ......
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08-09-2009, 09:45 PM	#8
subrob Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,019	cats are further proof that humans need to leave other gene pools all alone! at least now we are not the only species that kills for fun!
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08-09-2009, 10:42 PM	#9
TacoSusio OMG HIPPIES! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 181	Cats suck. And that whole nine lives things is just a myth But don't take my word for it...
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08-09-2009, 10:45 PM	#10
mriko Green Mujaheed Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Free Republic of Mrikostan - 50°N Posts: 1,968	Cats are cool ! Irie ! __________________ "To forbid or even seriously to restrict the use of so gracious an herb as hemp would cause widespread suffering and annoyance and to large bands of worshipped ascetics, deep-seated anger. It would rob the people of a solace in discomfort, of a cure in sickness, of a guardian whose gracious protection saves them from the attacks of evil influences, and whose mightly power makes the devotee of the Victorious, overcoming the demons of hunger and thirst, of panic, fear, of the glamour of Maya or matter, and of madness, able in rest to brood on the Eternal, till the Eternal,possessing him body and soul, frees him from the haunting of self and receives him into the Ocean of Being." Indian Hemp Drugs Commission Meet the Green Man ! "Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead "I can, I shall and in the future I will have done" C. Montgomery Burns
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