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Join Date: May 2007
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Never trust a fart...
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I remember not understanding my parents music. I even made fun of it often. It was the music they listened to when they were young from the nineteen thirties and fortys. Now when I listen to my forty plus year old Led Zep or Dead music I think of the times I made fun of my parents old music. How I wish I could listen to my parents music with them again, and not to have been so ignorant. Don't get me wrong I'm still very ignorant. However I just wish I had some of those times with my parents back again. I'd behave so differently. Savor every moment. Not have been in such a rush and so preoccupied.
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There's 3 types of people in da world, those that can count, and those that can't.
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Got this tip from a Wookie "Never pet the sweaty stuff"
"Hubba hubba, George Tirebiter" (nod to Weezard).
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Never carry more than you can eat.
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When ya think yer done......wipe again
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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When you have a heart attack and then go to a follow up appointment to tell the doctor I still hurts like hell in my heart. He replies you have acid reflux. Tell the SOB to kiss your arse and never pay the basturd :+}~
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Take A Deep Breath
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Don't sweat the small stuff. Eat regularly. Get enough sleep. And wait another day before watering them again.
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""...My deluded friend" he said, "...Everybody in this business knows that all the drug money from the narco- trafficantes finds its way to the City of London. Look at the HSBC bank, how they moved all those millions of dollars for the cartels in my country. Why your country did not prosecute them is clear to us, Great Britain does not care where the money comes from, as long as it comes to Great Britain, and no British Bank will be punished for bringing in the drug money. You people did it to China in the 19th century, and now you do it with the rest of the world. .." "What is clear to this overworked law enforcement agent from a country which is truly suffering from the corrupting effects of Cartel Heroin is that the UK has absolutely no agenda to promote or support any agenda for legalisation, because it would mean a strangling of the supply of illegally-generated drug profits, but then, the UK is not alone in having no intention of lifting the yoke of prohibition!" |
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Feeling good is good enough.
Join Date: Mar 2008
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So true!
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