first timers should
1st learn everything about growing
2nd set up their grow area
3rd then pop seeds

all too often they have it ass backwards

[happyhi]

stop buying bottles at the hydro store and instead pay attention to your plants
they will tell you what they need and it usually isn't much.
apply the LITFA technique- leave it the fuck alone!
peace
strictly medical and personal

[Mr. Hugeblunts]

Read.
Read some more.
Read it again.
Then ask quest- oh wait, your question was already answered? AWESOME!

[CANNACO-OP]

sig sys it 4 me

[Vetus Fossor]

Buy dollar store reading glasses and leave them everywhere.
Buy Depends by the case. It's cheaper and saves on the embarrassment.
Never go out in public alone. You will need someone to blame for the gas.
Always check your zipper.
Find a barber that automatically trims the air in your ears.
Not a damn thing wrong with eating the early bird special. Gives us more bathroom time at night.

On the hobby front....a lot times the best thing we can do for our plants is leave them alone.
Be respectful of those that came before you. You started from where you did because of them.

[Slim Pickens]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Oh, and the round white (or blue) thing that looks like a hockeypuck in the bottom of the urinal is NOT A BREATHMINT!

[uncle louie]

don't grow don't smoke don't party don't know anything about it never tried it foolishness p.s. i forget things

[orchidsinside]

If youth is wasted on the young, than wisdom is wasted on the old.

[Stoner4Life]

your plants will flower perfectly with a 13/11 (13 on/11 off) light schedule,
I discovered this when I accidentally started my Herijuana flowering under
a 14 on/10 off light schedule several years ago w/my new digital timer. As
plants only flower during daylight you'll add an hour to each flowering day.

Originally Posted by TheCheeseMan

fuck i forgot!
damnit