[Flying Goat]

Excellent post, old farts!

My contribution: If growing from seed, keep temps in the high 80s & humidity in the 60s for the first month. More plants will show female when you flip the lights.

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger...

When choosing a homesite, be sure to get the best view for your rocking chair...

[Ihop]

Moderation in all things.

[sumncleaver]

1. Soil is easy
2. Soil with a timed watering system is easier.
3. When mixing things if you lean the container slightly it will help prevent sediment from staying in the middle.
4. Adjust the ph slightly wait four hours or more check it again adjust wait wait wait
5. Sniff your plants soon you'll know when something has changed.

[Flying Goat]

Duh! I meant to say high 70s to mid 80s...

What I like about growing in goat shit is that it doesn't have any odor, even indoors when being watered in a warm environment - no smell! Awesome, indeed!

I use a mix of 20 lbs. organic potting soil, 6-8 lbs perlite, about 2 24-oz. cups light beach sand, 1 24-oz cup of baking soda, 1-24 oz cup of Epsom Salts, & about 20 lbs of "nanny berries" from the barn. (Note - there is no straw in the nanny berries. Any barn dirt with straw in it hits the compost heap.)

Mixed properly, this should yield an optimum pH, and is moron-proof mix. You simply plant your seeds, transplant 2x to larger containers, & water the darlings. They explode with growth.

If you have a really nute-friendly plant, you can try a compost tea made by putting 5 gal. of rainwater in a bucket, then throwing in a "teabag" made of a piece of bedsheet (or pantyhose) filled with 1/2 cup goat manure compost & 1/2 cup chicken manure compost. Water with this mixture instead of plain rainwater. NOTE - can be too much for not-so-hungry strains.

Well, this method helps this old redneck hippie chick produce what she needs to stay alive, anyway...

[El Toker]

Turn your grow lights off before you do any work under them.

Never make an important decision on drugs.

A standing penis gives poor advice

If you ever win at gambling, walk away

If somebody has to knock on your door to sell something, then it's not worth buying

Two to the head and you know they're dead.

Go for the chubby one's they're always grateful

Grief doesn't last forever

This is it, this isn't a rehearsal, so get on with it you'll be dead soon.

Don't chop food with a sharp knife when you're angry

Always be nice to people who prepare your food

Keep your neighbours happy

Being angry at a call centre worker is pointless

If you're going to tell a lie properly, you first have to convince yourself that it's true.

Grow your own weed

Down try moving a wardrobe downstairs by yourself.

If you're on a motorbike, drive like you're invisible.

If you spend more time on foreplay, you'll have much better sex.

Direct pressure will stem the flow of blood on just about any wound.

and finally and most importantly, if you're 17 and in a summer job and your milf boss spends lots of time hanging around you and stands behind you rubbing her tits in your back and "accidently" rubbing up against your groin and basically offers it to you on a plate, don't spend a lifetime wondering what it would have been like, just fuck her.

[B. Friendly]

5 years in loving every tip. Gracias mi amigos!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rhyno]

Some times the most intelligent thing you can say is nothing at all.

[angler45]

if you can't eat,smoke it ,or fuck it, then piss on it

[reckon]

I go to see my VERY attractive female doctor for my yearly check up,.........she tells me I must stop masturbating,....I ask "why"?,......she replied: "because I am trying to examine you."

[Piel]

It´s good sitting down to urinate, it takes the stress out of having to see that one´s penis has shrunk...