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RedHeadNY · 12-31-2009, 08:18 PM

If you haven't grown up by the time you hit 50, you don't have to.

01-01-2010, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by WeedChuck

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim, da do da do...

Which 'Enterprise ' was th@ one on?

muA

jgrow · 01-01-2010, 02:54 AM

"Especially, that which you are most certain of!" - Weezard<<<True shit

Dont ever be certain of anything.
She will fuck you over with out blinking.

guest2012y · 01-03-2010, 03:27 AM

Dig big holes!!!!.....start outdoor plants indoors in December,top the hell out of her,give her big pots all winter and lots of room. In the spring dig a hole 3 feet deep and 4 feet wide,take half the existing soil and mix with perlite,vermiculite,guanos,kel p meal,wood ashes,lime(if existing soil is acid)rock phosphate,and any other goodies you may have around. Use the other half of the existing soil to build water barrier around plant. Plant when weather permits,give all she asks for and you'll have one big ass mama by harvest!!

Young Pumpkin · 01-03-2010, 06:11 AM

Get a dog, decent size, something that looks like you wouldn't wanna get bit by that one. Not a mean one or a "stand out" one like a pit bull. A "working dog" if you will, something protective of its space, something with a good nose. Now get that dog from the pound or perhaps saved from some other misfortune. Think of it as a deterrent.

01-03-2010, 06:25 AM

Today, And The Young Lady Ask Me...
"Would You Like Breasts or Legs"?
I Replied, "What Id Really Like, Is A Shaved Snatch"
Apparantly, Im not Welcome Back at KFC.

"My Tip: Dont store your nutriants and other chems in the direct light"

Stoner4Life · 01-03-2010, 09:36 AM

If you can get to 100 you've got it made
as very few people die past that age.......

k1ndz0n3 · 01-05-2010, 10:51 PM

Live each, and every day as though it is to be your last,
one day you WILL be right !

Grow tip: Every leaf shall move. Make sure you have adequate air circulation, air flow, and room temps will be a non-issue for the most part.
<KZ>

Sabudda · 01-15-2010, 02:00 PM

if you lay toilet paper on top of the water before you sit on the bowl, you won't get yo' ass splashed.

HossCartwright · 01-15-2010, 02:25 PM

Inoculate your plant's root zone with beneficial bacteria and fungi. Then feed your new beneficial colony with a carbohydrate source like unsulfured black strap molasses from the health food store. I introduce beneficials week 1 of veg and again weeks 1 and 2 of flower. Do this and you will have a root explosion. Plant vigor and yields will noticeably increase. You can and should reduce your nutrient usage by 25-50% if using beneficials.

01-03-2010, 03:27 AM	#114
guest2012y Living with the soil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Forested area Posts: 2,926	Dig big holes!!!!.....start outdoor plants indoors in December,top the hell out of her,give her big pots all winter and lots of room. In the spring dig a hole 3 feet deep and 4 feet wide,take half the existing soil and mix with perlite,vermiculite,guanos,kel p meal,wood ashes,lime(if existing soil is acid)rock phosphate,and any other goodies you may have around. Use the other half of the existing soil to build water barrier around plant. Plant when weather permits,give all she asks for and you'll have one big ass mama by harvest!! __________________ BMR in flower https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=170303 Topsoil in the soil mix https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=153542 Provider for cardholders organic medicine and organic medicated edibles..."we're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with disease"
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01-03-2010, 06:25 AM	#116
Bazarocka Guest Posts: n/a	I Went In To KFC Today, And The Young Lady Ask Me... "Would You Like Breasts or Legs"? I Replied, "What Id Really Like, Is A Shaved Snatch" Apparantly, Im not Welcome Back at KFC. "My Tip: Dont store your nutriants and other chems in the direct light"
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01-03-2010, 09:36 AM	#117
Stoner4Life Medicinal Advocate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wandering further down the path less travelled Posts: 24,474	If you can get to 100 you've got it made as very few people die past that age.......
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01-05-2010, 10:51 PM	#118
k1ndz0n3 New Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: OC,Oregon Posts: 10	Live each, and every day as though it is to be your last, one day you WILL be right ! Grow tip: Every leaf shall move. Make sure you have adequate air circulation, air flow, and room temps will be a non-issue for the most part. <KZ>
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01-15-2010, 02:00 PM	#119
Sabudda Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: by the bush in Buffalo Posts: 143	if you lay toilet paper on top of the water before you sit on the bowl, you won't get yo' ass splashed. __________________ Shake up the pale-dry Ginger ale Tremblin' like a Penguin When the battery fail "The cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion ladies and gentlemen...." F. Zappa
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12-31-2009, 08:18 PM	#111
RedHeadNY New Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2	If you haven't grown up by the time you hit 50, you don't have to.
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01-01-2010, 02:54 AM	#113
jgrow Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 480	"Especially, that which you are most certain of!" - Weezard<<<True shit Dont ever be certain of anything. She will fuck you over with out blinking.
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01-03-2010, 06:11 AM	#115
Young Pumpkin Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The Electric Church, Front Pew Posts: 262	Get a dog, decent size, something that looks like you wouldn't wanna get bit by that one. Not a mean one or a "stand out" one like a pit bull. A "working dog" if you will, something protective of its space, something with a good nose. Now get that dog from the pound or perhaps saved from some other misfortune. Think of it as a deterrent.
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01-15-2010, 02:25 PM	#120
HossCartwright Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 675	Inoculate your plant's root zone with beneficial bacteria and fungi. Then feed your new beneficial colony with a carbohydrate source like unsulfured black strap molasses from the health food store. I introduce beneficials week 1 of veg and again weeks 1 and 2 of flower. Do this and you will have a root explosion. Plant vigor and yields will noticeably increase. You can and should reduce your nutrient usage by 25-50% if using beneficials.
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