[Gypsy Nirvana]

Last night I sang in some run down Kareoke Bar far east of Timbuctu.... 10 cents a song...(you had to drop the equivalent of a dime into this machine).....and made a complete fool of myself......

Can we maybe have video of that? xD

[areUkind]

what is spam?

Originally Posted by Gypsy Nirvana

Last night I sang in some run down Kareoke Bar far east of Timbuctu.... 10 cents a song...(you had to drop the equivalent of a dime into this machine).....and made a complete fool of myself......

I have had some of my funnest times doing almost exactly that. Different country, in the boon docks of america, country music being most of what people were singing. Here is a song that a lady sang that made me fall in love with her (persona)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVXx8...om=PL&index=57


(yeah, I like some country music)

[krunchbubble]

S.quirrels
P.igs
A.nd
M.onkeys

[Justa6655321]

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

[eglider]

Damn , now I'm hungry...

Cant stop smiling....thanks G

...Cuz, I'm a Roman Catholic
Have been ever since I was born...
The one thing good about Catholics is...
They'll take you soon as your warm....

You dont need to be a six footer...
You dont need to have a great brain...
You dont even need to have clothes on...
A Catholic the moment Dad came.....

can't stand Spam, used to eat it when i was younger, god knows what they use to make it tho, i still remember when you'd open the tin and it would slide on the plate hitting it loud like a brick - used to wobble on the plate like jelly, got my standards set higher now tho - like corned beef better lol

peace

[eglider]

That was yesterdays Brits being brilliant...

Here's todays; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtfb4m6xGCA&feature=fvw

Now you're infected and you'll hear this song over and over in your head. But thats ok because you'll have to smile every time.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Shaun the Sheep?.....ok....bring it on.