"You know, that's how the Plague started back in the day. It's from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids."
"If you two bitches wanna fight you go do it in the proper place, like a parking lot, not in a library surrounded by books."
"Listen you beautiful bitch, I’m about to fuck you up with some truth"
“Alright you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, in the second drawer where I keep my weed underneath the handgun, there’s a stack of porn that’ll put callouses on those little hands of yours.”
"I've been blessed with many things in my life - an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuckin' scientist."
Kenny Fucking Powers.