In my 13+ years of smoking/obsessing about weed, I feel like I have finally come to the Holy Grail of herb. No fluffing, Super Platinum Haze is truly a 11/10.
She lives up to the name 'Platinum' as you can almost see your own reflection in her calyxes. Its like looking at some brand new shiny 22" spinners, if youre into that kind of thing. There are serious purple hues that make your eyeballs flutter. Check it out, her long orangish/red hairs actually have long orange hairs on them. 11/10
She smells of aged sandlewood and a freshly opend can of tennis balls that have been preserved for 200 years deep within the Earth's crust. There is a sweeeeeeeet hazy smell to her that melts your heart like butter! 11/10
The flavor translates better than the smell. The second it hits your lips, you notice your entire mouth is coated with every pleasant flavor the entire planet has to offer. No matter how big a hit you take, its nearly impossible to cough. She burns to an ash soooo white, it actually creates light in a dark room. 11/10
The high is unspeakably good. My first experience with any herb that makes me feel this energetic. I feel that I would be comfortable performing brain surgery with great precision after a few tokes of this magical stuff. My vision become clearer ever time I exhale. Dont really know what else to say about this herb except.... 11/10
Mmmmmm lovely report dude, always a pleasure to hear a report about some Haze. I love how you put 11/10 after reviewing every part about the strain lol. It looks so damn beautiful and shiny even from just the computer screen, I know it's a damn good sight to see with your own eyes.
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