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Old 02-15-2009, 04:59 PM #1
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This Coffee SUCKS.

Hi all.
How many of you out their grind your own coffee. I do all the time and am willing to spend extra cash to get the good stuff. Any way the other day i came home with a bag that i have never tried and it is the worst coffee i have ever had. I cant put enough sugar or cream in it to remove the taste of shit.

I can't even explain in words how unbelievably horrible this coffee is. Its like drinking the most bitter substance known to man with some bleach and lacquer thinner added for aroma.

I don't know if i should call the company and tell them something is wrong with their goods. Im afraid if i though it out i will be taken to jail for polluting a landfill.
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:14 PM #2
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I know what you're talking about. I know a guy that grinds his own and he bought this super strong stuff that was way to powerful for me. One sip and the aftertaste was massive. I couldn't even drink it....
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:16 PM #3
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On the Island here we will drink most anything resembling coffee.

About six months ago we were down by the lagoon when we spotted a small container bobbing in the shallow surf. I pulled it out and found 6 bags of Dunkin' Doughnuts coffee beans. Well the Professor slapped together a grinder and we still have some seriously good coffee.

I have no idea where to get some of these beans, as our delivery method is kind of hit and miss here, but if you can locate some of them I think you might be seriously surprised.

Give 'em a try.

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Old 02-15-2009, 05:22 PM #4
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I will. seen some Dunkin Doughnuts coffee at the store the other day but i figured i would be paying for the name. If the professor liked it, it must be good stuff. I know hes a connoisseur of sorts.
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:31 PM #5
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I know of a guy that buys raw beans and roasts them himself in a popcorn popper. Can you believe that shit? Hahahaha.... He says he wants the roast 'just right'. He's pretty particular, I guess.

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Old 02-15-2009, 05:42 PM #6
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it is the worst coffee i have ever had. I cant put enough sugar or cream in it to remove the taste of shit.
Maybe those beans came from Venezuela?

It's well-known that Comandante Chavez personally takes a crap in every coffee shipment exported to the US.

It's the taste of REVOLUTION!
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Maybe those beans came from Venezuela?

It's well-known that Comandante Chavez personally takes a crap in every coffee shipment exported to the US.

It's the taste of REVOLUTION!

lol you mofo, k+

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Just saw the results of a large blind taste test of Colombian coffee's ground from beans. Eight O'Clock coffee beat out Starbucks and everyone else entered. Just an FYI for those who like a good cup of joe!
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:43 PM #10
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Maybe i will try and grow some coffee. I wonder if i could get it done. Bet the plant is picky as hell. It would be my secret cash crop. lol Could you imagine setting up the lights and vents and all the good stuff. Have a nice coffee garden going inside because you couldn't grow um outside. And then have the Cops bust in looking to send you to jail and smoke your stuff only to find out its black market coffee. You would be all wired from the caffeine. "Don't shoot me bro its all natural. Its like a gift from god man." They would put it on the news.

Tonight at 6
Local man gets busted for growing coffee only blocks away from a school. That sick bastard. I hope they fry his ass. I bet he was peddling his black crack to them school children. Whats the world coming to?

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