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DoobieDuck · 12-02-2008, 02:30 PM

Please don't let this ruin your holidays..it is supposed to be humorous..and was very difficult to produce and post...smile:

It soon will be Christmas and we join Mary and Billy shopping for a Christmas Tree on a growers farm. Mary is browsing slowly and carefully with Billy on her shoulder looking for that extraordinary Christmas tree that will adorn their home.

Mary gets together with Santa, the farm sales person, in the rows and rows of bud like trees and asks “Santa do you have anything larger?” He points down towards his sack and then to a very large tree. With Santas help she meanders over to a huge specimen, she has found the big one.

She inspects it closer, “Santa this tree is a woody”…Billy doesn’t seem to give a sh*t.

Just then another tree catches her fancy…Billy is interested in the sparkly resins that seem to glisten in the sunlight.

Nope….not the one though, she saunters back to the first very large tall woody tree with Billy in tow and whimpers...this one is enormous.

Santa calls out to Mary again “come see what Santa has over here for you Mary!”

Mary wanders over to see what Santa has in his sack. Billy seems more interested now!

She sees that Santa is staring off into no where…a blazed look on his face…he is motionless…leaning from one side to another..”Santa…have you been smoking these trees?” Mary asks. He is oblivious to her question…. She looks down towards his sack, him and his gazed stare, and wonders to herself : did he really have a nice big tree?…..Billy wonders too!

Santa seems to be coming down a little now and motions to Mary…..he calls out ”Mary….. come to Santa...Santa is ready...”..

Mary wriggles and squeezes her body through the resiney boughs like a night club dancer. She moves over to where Santa is waiting for her… Mary and Santa are seen very close back in the dark forest of Christmas trees now,…. moving in and out of the shadows, Billy along for the ride….

Mary, unexpectedly emerges from the forest with a perplexed, unsatisfied look on her face…Billy doesn’t appear to be impressed either.

Santa and Mary again seem very close in the trees ….Marys eye browes raise for a moment…. Mary cries out, “I’ll buy two big trees Santa!” Billy is heard mumbling "Go Santa"

Now just the tip of Santa’s hat can be seen behind Mary, maybe he dropped some change and has bent to retrieve it. Mary has a very satisfied shopping look now as she and Billy leave the tree farm until next year.

Thanks for your views and posts…see Ya again soon…the trees are H3ad SeedsG-13 Diesel cross I did, Purple pheno…
Merry Christmas Icers...DoobieDuck

midwestganja · 12-02-2008, 02:34 PM

LOL, nice creativity, I enjoyed it!

mazzakush · 12-02-2008, 02:40 PM

does anyone else get a wierd sexual vibe from some of those pictures?

12-02-2008, 02:43 PM

Bwahahahaha lmao!

Happy Holidays, Doobie!
your creativity knows no bounds..keep it up!

Old Soul · 12-02-2008, 02:44 PM

Great skit doobieduck. Always love your pictures. That must have taken forever.

Peace

scifreak69 · 12-02-2008, 03:04 PM

you are the man doobbie

12-02-2008, 04:07 PM

merry MARY christmas=)

MMZRetro85 · 12-02-2008, 05:02 PM

Excellent show Doobie

You really are remarkable at what you do

12-02-2008, 05:05 PM

Nice D.D lmao....Happy Holidays man......

Trying-to-blend · 12-02-2008, 06:07 PM

wiat, are you the same guy that used to do this sort of stuff back at OG?

if so, damn, you're good, and even if not, damn you're good, haha...

12-02-2008, 02:30 PM	#1
DoobieDuck Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Only where my disabilities allow me to be. Posts: 7,419	Christmas Tree Farm DoobieDuck Please don't let this ruin your holidays..it is supposed to be humorous..and was very difficult to produce and post...smile: It soon will be Christmas and we join Mary and Billy shopping for a Christmas Tree on a growers farm. Mary is browsing slowly and carefully with Billy on her shoulder looking for that extraordinary Christmas tree that will adorn their home. Mary gets together with Santa, the farm sales person, in the rows and rows of bud like trees and asks “Santa do you have anything larger?” He points down towards his sack and then to a very large tree. With Santas help she meanders over to a huge specimen, she has found the big one. She inspects it closer, “Santa this tree is a woody”…Billy doesn’t seem to give a sht. Just then another tree catches her fancy…Billy is interested in the sparkly resins that seem to glisten in the sunlight. Nope….not the one though, she saunters back to the first very large tall woody tree with Billy in tow and whimpers...this one is enormous. Santa calls out to Mary again “come see what Santa has over here for you Mary!” Mary wanders over to see what Santa has in his sack. Billy seems more interested now! She sees that Santa is staring off into no where…a blazed look on his face…he is motionless…leaning from one side to another..”Santa…have you been smoking these trees?” Mary asks. He is oblivious to her question…. She looks down towards his sack, him and his gazed stare, and wonders to herself : did he really have a nice big tree?…..Billy wonders too! Santa seems to be coming down a little now and motions to Mary…..he calls out ”Mary….. come to Santa...Santa is ready...”.. Mary wriggles and squeezes her body through the resiney boughs like a night club dancer. She moves over to where Santa is waiting for her… Mary and Santa are seen very close back in the dark forest of Christmas trees now,…. moving in and out of the shadows, Billy along for the ride…. Mary, unexpectedly emerges from the forest with a perplexed, unsatisfied look on her face…Billy doesn’t appear to be impressed either. Santa and Mary again seem very close in the trees ….Marys eye browes raise for a moment…. Mary cries out, “I’ll buy two big trees Santa!” Billy is heard mumbling "Go Santa" Now just the tip of Santa’s hat can be seen behind Mary, maybe he dropped some change and has bent to retrieve it. Mary has a very satisfied shopping look now as she and Billy leave the tree farm until next year. Thanks for your views and posts…see Ya again soon…the trees are H3ad SeedsG-13 Diesel cross I did, Purple pheno… Merry Christmas Icers...DoobieDuck __________________ Please join me in my Summer 2018 All Black Grow Last edited by Doobieduck; 12-02-2008 at 04:29 PM..*

12-02-2008, 05:02 PM	#8
MMZRetro85 Higher than a Georgia pine, and harder than a California redwood. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Nextdoor To You Posts: 303	Excellent show Doobie You really are remarkable at what you do __________________ Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much. Come forth into the light of things, let nature be your teacher. *"Why don't you stop sucking dick, and do some work."*

12-02-2008, 02:34 PM	#2
midwestganja Farmin Fool Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 475	LOL, nice creativity, I enjoyed it!

12-02-2008, 02:40 PM	#3
mazzakush Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 129	does anyone else get a wierd sexual vibe from some of those pictures?

12-02-2008, 02:43 PM	#4
cellardweller Guest Posts: n/a	Bwahahahaha lmao! Happy Holidays, Doobie! your creativity knows no bounds..keep it up!

12-02-2008, 02:44 PM	#5
Old Soul Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: what? Posts: 1,105	Great skit doobieduck. Always love your pictures. That must have taken forever. Peace

12-02-2008, 03:04 PM	#6
scifreak69 Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: the desert Posts: 221	you are the man doobbie

12-02-2008, 04:07 PM	#7
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	merry MARY christmas=)

12-02-2008, 05:05 PM	#9
UBER21 Guest Posts: n/a	Nice D.D lmao....Happy Holidays man......

12-02-2008, 06:07 PM	#10
Trying-to-blend Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 418	wiat, are you the same guy that used to do this sort of stuff back at OG? if so, damn, you're good, and even if not, damn you're good, haha...