Always interesting to look through this thread. Really it should be a few different categories. Pest infestation, screwed up nutrients, mold and mildew, clones that didn't get loved, and mutants.
Some of the budded out plants don't look too bad. Back in the day we'd peel off all the dead leaves and spider mites and sell it to our 'friends' with a discount. They'd be grateful to have it, especially in places like Eastern Washington. Now you drive through East Yakima and there's 5 Rec shops. Those are the places that benefit from legalization.
What's missing here is the ugliest looking plant of all. A nasty, nasty hermaphrodite. To me that wins any Worst Plant Contest...
They produce FEMALE seeds if they pollinate themselves.