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Trump Gets Dumped. Move over Rover....

Swamp Thang

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Joe Biden has scaled all hurdles, and the American people have spoken. They want Mr. Biden to lead the nation, and heal the many wounds inflicted by Big Don Trump and his mafia crime family.

Now the big question remaining to be answered, is how private citizen Donny Trump is going to stay out of the pokey when the IRS gets done with that much dreaded tax audit.

Paying just $750 in federal income taxes over an entire decade, would be more than enough to earn the average schmuck some significant pokey time, so one wonders how many years our man Don might qualify to spend in the Big House, as restitution for his little tax avoidance racket.

Goodbye Don, you horrid little toad. Your spastic hand gestures and idiotic lies won't be missed by anyone outside your immediate family of grifters, and, ya never know, jail might turn out to be a "beautiful" experience after all.
 
Swamp Thang

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Big don was spotted departing the White House today, even before the Fat Lady burst into song. Surely, our man Don should have stayed put, and challenged the incoming president to a duke-out in the Rose Garden. Oh well, that all ended with a fizzle rather than a bang.

Hopefully the IRS are keeping tabs on Big Don while they wrap up that tax audit.
 
armedoldhippy

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Swamp Thang said:
Big don was spotted departing the White House today, even before the Fat Lady burst into song. Surely, our man Don should have stayed put, and challenged the incoming president to a duke-out in the Rose Garden. Oh well, that all ended with a fizzle rather than a bang.

Hopefully the IRS are keeping tabs on Big Don while they wrap up that tax audit.
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i would put a block on his passport, and have folks watching his ever move until warrants can be served.:good:
 
Swamp Thang

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Donny Boy remains resolutely in denial as this glorious 8th day of November 2020 breaks, indicating that reality continues to take a back seat to wishful thinking and hubris, for our man Don, true to the form we have come to cherish so much, from a vaudeville entertainment standpoint.

There hasn't thus far been a US president that had to be forcibly evicted from the White House like an illegal squatter, but who knows, Donny Boy may well enter the history books as the first election loser to be physically bundled off into obscurity, kicking, squealing and biting, for the benefit of the assembled press corps, whose unblinking cameras will dutifully record the exciting spectacle, for the history books. Stand by for a good time to be had by all he he.
 
Swamp Thang

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Or, The Trumpster could pardon himself, simply by uttering those immortal words, "Pardon me", or as Steve Martin might say, "Well, excuuuuuuse meee ".
 
Swamp Thang

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In a related development, some serious grappling is set to transpire in the White House.
 

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