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Old 04-24-2016, 03:07 PM #11
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Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend

Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend into Chaos

Green Mountain Falls, CO — Without giving any reason whatsoever, the entire Green Mountain Police department in Colorado has quit.

The chief of police announced his resignation on Tuesday and he was quickly followed by all the other officers. It has now been 4 days and, remarkably, the town of Green Mountain Falls does not look like a scene out of Mad Max.

“In an election year there’s always some people who choose to stay and some people who choose to go, and I think that happens at every level of government,” Green Mountain Falls Mayor Jane Newberry said.

Despite giving no reason, it is likely that the department disagreed with the local politics and reacted by abandoning their duty as public servants — thereby illustrating the irrelevance of their job in the first place.

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Just imagine the ugly progeny that would come from the union of these 2 people.

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What about the gene-pool?Won't someone think of the gene-pool???

I will be totally honest.I thought that pic of the woman was a shopped pic of Cruz.The resemblance is uncanny...and slightly stomach turning.

That woman didn't even know he wasn't the president.

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Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)

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Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)

Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! (The Houston Chronicle)

Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"] (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands (Bangor Maine News)

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Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal (The Bosnia Bugle)

Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow (Newsday)

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax (San Antonio Times)

Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free (Chicago Daily News)

Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)
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