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02-21-2015, 01:34 AM
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When you can see a visitor coming and they are still half a mile away . and you know they are coming to see you or are very very lost and going to ask for directions.
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02-21-2015, 01:40 AM
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I dig dirt
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You know you live in the country if......
....your favorite nearby camping spot is less than a mile away, and the closest supermarket is more than 14 miles away...
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02-21-2015, 01:47 AM
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Nearest commercial power is two miles away.
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02-21-2015, 02:03 AM
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You're out in the country when ...
the county highway department cuts your phone line with a bush-hog. 
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02-21-2015, 02:21 AM
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You're out in the country when...
when it takes 5 minutes to load a picture b/c you have satellite internet lol
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02-21-2015, 02:40 AM
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You know you live in the country if......after the snow finally melts away, it reveals the skating rink above the septic tank
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02-21-2015, 03:04 AM
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If you live near farms, cows and trout.......I do
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02-21-2015, 03:12 AM
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if it smells like fish
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your water goes out you don't call anyone ,you go to stream and clean out the intake..yeehaw
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02-21-2015, 03:45 AM
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Rubbing my glands together
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When you can understand everything that's said on Duck Dynasty and Swamp People without reading the subtitles
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02-21-2015, 04:07 AM
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 I speak fluent hill, hick, dirtroad, piedmont linthead, hollertalk, and just enough sandhill bullshit to find my way to Hatteras on the back roads. not much coonass, but they seem friendly enough if you keep your liquor in mason jars...
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