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Old 01-18-2019, 08:02 PM #1661
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she'll be happy until it starts roosting on top of the house & squawking like hell, shitting on the car & attacking its reflection on everything it sees. then, she will start wondering if they are edible. (they are...)
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Old 01-18-2019, 08:41 PM #1662
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I've got a neighbor with peacocks.hardly ever see or hear them.then again in the country 4 miles away is considered a neighbor
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Old 01-18-2019, 10:47 PM #1663
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Years ago I was sleeping in a boat moored offa a small peninsula in the bay.

All night long I heard someone calling frantically "Help, help".

In the morning I realized the 'someone' was actually 2 peacocks patrolling the grounds of a fancy estate.
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Old 01-20-2019, 05:51 PM #1665
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Our neighbor got a couple peacocks about a year ago, they don’t like to stay there full time, guess they are trying to get back to where they were before.

On local neighborhood apps people will be asking who owns them because they have shown up and are hanging out.

One is traditional blue and green and one is all white/ albino I guess.

Didn’t know what I was seeing when I first saw the white one running down the road into the woods, looked like a mini pope running around
from a distance.
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Old 01-20-2019, 09:54 PM #1667
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Used to own property on which an existing flock had lived since the mid fifties.

When they would find a coral snake, they would call in support and gather

around in a circle and then hit it all at the same time.

An effective alarm system in more isolated areas.
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"Ricky Dale Everclear", lol.
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Used to own property on which an existing flock had lived since the mid fifties.

When they would find a coral snake, they would call in support and gather

around in a circle and then hit it all at the same time.

An effective alarm system in more isolated areas.
peacocks and guinea fowl are very effective alarms...
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