Hey guys. I have not shared a smoke report since 2008 when I did an ssh smoke report. I figure it's time. Some folks have been waiting for a report on this new cross. I have gotten a bunch of messages asking, so here goes.
Pics at the end. you have to read. I dont do these often, so read it. lol
This is a cross of LVPK (ma) X Neville's Haze (pa). It originally was made by icmag member Dominican Green, hydro sun, and me. Dg, and hs are super talented guys. Dg calls his asteroid. He gave out beans to a bunch of folk as gifts and I received some. I popped 5 beans and got two keeper female phenos. Now I have worked on it further for the past several years.
This review is of Pheno Lime-Warp
. No association to Texada time warp. It's just Word Play on the phrase Time-Warp.
It smells exactly like a limeade from sonic. citrus fresh cut limes with sugar.
It tastes exactly like is smells! Delicious! Like a Lime jolly rancher or limeade.
turns Purple and Blue and frosts up like crazy. dense buds. resembles the lvpk but makes bigger buds.
the lvpk is stronger still, and more intense. The lime warp is pure euphoria. no paranoia. Initial head rush followed by floaty body buzz. Makes you feel super comfortable even in a shitty chair.
Medical use. 10/10
It is sooo sooo good for stomach pain and anxiety.
flower time 9-10 weeks for best medical effect.
light eater at some points. Heavy at others. She's a fickle girl. Hermes easy from light leaks.
over all 9.8/10
Post Edited June 1st 2017 to replace two old pictures with two newer ones, and update some info on growing her.