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Confess here
- Thread starter Floridian
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I gave away an ohaus 3 beam because during its lifetime it weighed allot of blow and herb and thought its safe period was over.. bought a new one.. really no one uses them anymore?
Green Squall
Well-known member
I sometimes drive out of state to buy my booze because it's almost half the price.
when i was in jr. high school my parents would buy grocery store scrip (like gift cards) from my school because the school got a cut of the money. anyway i used to steal some of the scrip from my folks and go to the store and buy really cheap things, then take the change and use it to buy weed. one time i went with 6 of my friends, each with a $20 scrip, and left with like 100 bucks for ganja. after that i dont think i did it again
I was an altar boy too and I confess. I do believe I liked the port wine better than the priests did...and none of them molested anyone either...yeehaw ..hey if I have to light candles and ring freaking bells you damn well know I want some of that wine too..my love for port continues
when I lived in mass we did runs for booze and ciggies to new Hampshire..i confess I went way over my limit with trunkfulls of booze and ciggies...and I don't feel bad about it either...yeehaw..last runs was in an old Pontiac catalina/ Plymouth sport fury...huge freaking trunks...LIVE FREE OR DIE
Back in my heyday, I had a '70 Dodge Challenger with a 340/4 speed and I dumped all my money into the engine. The car ran like a raped ape.
So I roll up on a '69 Ford Talladega waiting to turn. I blip the throttle, and he enthusiastically responded. Traffic cleared, and he made a left, followed by a hard right on this funky little road that always had sand on the corner.
Naturally he came around that corner sideways, and I was sideways right behind him. Normally I would have stayed on his bumper, but for whatever reason, I let off and he stayed in it until he hit the stop sign a block or so ahead.
Unfortunately, there was a cop sitting in a driveway, and when dude stopped at the stop sign, the cop pulled in behind him hit the blue lights. He turned the corner and stopped, and I eased up to the stop sign and then Slowwwwwwly drove off.
That was 30 years ago, and I still feel bad about that.
So I roll up on a '69 Ford Talladega waiting to turn. I blip the throttle, and he enthusiastically responded. Traffic cleared, and he made a left, followed by a hard right on this funky little road that always had sand on the corner.
Naturally he came around that corner sideways, and I was sideways right behind him. Normally I would have stayed on his bumper, but for whatever reason, I let off and he stayed in it until he hit the stop sign a block or so ahead.
Unfortunately, there was a cop sitting in a driveway, and when dude stopped at the stop sign, the cop pulled in behind him hit the blue lights. He turned the corner and stopped, and I eased up to the stop sign and then Slowwwwwwly drove off.
That was 30 years ago, and I still feel bad about that.
.... and if that doesn't work, blame your parents and your miserable, hard-scrabble childhood!
Midwest sticky
Resident Smartass & midget connoisseur
Or just skip out on the bail lol. Not that I would do such a thing.
I only confess to things when the Statute of Limitations has passed. Until then, I keep my pie hole shut.
ya that ^^^^ha ha.. I used to steal my ex girls makeup brushes for pollination..she had some awesome natural hair ones...yeehaw
It wasn't really the dog.
