Hahaha my neighbor has been at war with the moles for years now, it's hilarious that a fully grown thinking adult can't defeat half blind burrowing rats. I think if you go caddyshack, it must attract them or something IME they only make you madder
I would embarrass myself if...I revealed how much sleep I've lost over ground squirrels and gophers. I made a truce with them in the summer of '11...wouldn't kill them...and they fucked me over so hard...so in my face...that I know..they were calling me a punk. Took advantage of me..when I tried to not murder..
Now...yeah...unfortunately...I'll even go out of my way to run a squirrel over...will spear a gopher as fast as a cobra.....it is a sort of madness...one can't make judgment...unless they've been through the wars..locked onto the varmint cong..very true.
Terminate with extreme prejudice. I just can't do the catch and release thing. I've gone the extra mile..to fortify everything...I warn them "I catch you doing that..yer dead"....but bottom line...I have no mercy for them...grant no quarter...fuck those things to hell