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Old 05-25-2020, 12:08 AM #1
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Age old dilemma solved.the toilet seat

Just wanted to let u know why the toilet seat is always up.so we don't urinate where u sit.we dont put it down and y'all don't put it up.just look where ur sitting so u don't fall in. We are able to urinate through it when it's down,but would rather use it when it's up.thats all.figured y'all could use a laugh.its the truth though.
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Old 05-25-2020, 12:34 AM #2
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I always shut the seat and lid before flushing- saves the plume of toilet bacteria hitting you in the face as you flush.
Mind you, Mrs b doesn’t like that much as she doesn’t always look at night....
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Yeah I never understood not looking first or putting it back up. If she put it up I would put it down. dilemma solved.lol
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I never fell in the toilet. Men piss with the seat up, but there's something that women don't seem to realize or acknowledge and that's the fact that we put the seat down when we take a shit. It ain't that hard and they can do it too. A strong, independent woman don't need no man to put the seat down for her!

Also, my aim is impeccable and I can piss through a hole the size of a quarter from 10 feet, no hands, no splashing so I don't really need to put the seat up. I do it out of habit. Most men aren't as skilled a I am so the ladies need to make up their minds whether they want to put the seat down themselves or sit in piss. Either way they need to stop complaining and take responsibility for their own toileting.
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- funny topic - and I have had some toilet seat conflict in the past myself - with a previous partner - which makes me wonder how many domestic incidents there has been - over the old toilet seat issue - I'll bet someone, somewhere has called 911 or 999 (in the UK) to report - 'Rampant misuse of the Toilet Seat' - lol
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Also, my aim is impeccable and I can piss through a hole the size of a quarter from 10 feet, no hands, no splashing
must be nice after 6 inches my stream starts to shrapnel into buckshot
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