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Old 06-12-2020, 04:10 PM #51
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i dunno if many people would agree with that....
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Old 06-12-2020, 04:26 PM #52
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I ain't no pussy but I squat to pee. Comes from years at sea trying to aim (in rough seas), same as my BIL who was a Cpat on the Coast Guard). In the middle of the night (when your on radar), you simply park your arse and let loose. Everyone's happy.
Same but for different reasoning.

I started pissing with the seat down at night. Beats blinding yourself at 3AM.

Then one day I'm thinking and reasoning away. I live alone. Who cleans the piss pot? Me. Squatting like a woman means I can clean it less often and I hate cleaning. Foreskin is not always your friend.

Pissing indoors is a crime anyhow without a trench urinal. Pissing outside is the pinnacle of urination.
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Old 06-12-2020, 05:34 PM #53
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I don't even know where to begin. If you're a guy who sits down to pee then you may as well just have your penis and testicles removed altogether and make it official because you've already abandoned your manhood. You're embarrassing all of us so just stop it.
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Old 06-13-2020, 04:14 PM #54
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Well that's rather sad you define your masculinity in such a petty way.

Or do you have a fetish for old piss smell? Bit of an obscure kink but who am I to judge.
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I don't even know where to begin. If you're a guy who sits down to pee then you may as well just have your penis and testicles removed altogether and make it official because you've already abandoned your manhood. You're embarrassing all of us so just stop it.
Actually pissing sitting down is supposed to be good for the urethra, so probably Mikell has the strongest erections and the most copious "shots" around here.

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tell ur girl to piss standing up.because she can.lol for real
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i lift the seat up to pee

and put the seat and lid down when im done

so if anybody sits w.o looking they will sit on the lid

they will still have to lift the lid up

so there is less convenience for them

therein lies the problem, is it more convenient for women to not look before sitting?
or do they just want men to make their lives more convenient.

something tells me its both

ahh well, you cant have it all if your a woman i suppose

anyways i dont want that toilet water making contact with the rest of the air in the house so is best this way regardless

most women that know me well, wouldnt even bother arguing w me about this though
and thats something im glad i was born with enough resolve not to deal with
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