Originally Posted by I'mback
I ain't no pussy but I squat to pee. Comes from years at sea trying to aim (in rough seas), same as my BIL who was a Cpat on the Coast Guard). In the middle of the night (when your on radar), you simply park your arse and let loose. Everyone's happy.
Same but for different reasoning.
I started pissing with the seat down at night. Beats blinding yourself at 3AM.
Then one day I'm thinking and reasoning away. I live alone. Who cleans the piss pot? Me. Squatting like a woman means I can clean it less often and I hate cleaning. Foreskin is not always your friend.
Pissing indoors is a crime anyhow without a trench urinal. Pissing outside is the pinnacle of urination.