'The know ur australian when' thread..

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Guest50138

• May 27, 2010

• #41

You know your Australian if you think this song is a christmas carol
Hey Santa claus you ****!
Wheres me ******* bike?

 

Smurf

stoke this joint

ICMag Donor

Veteran

• May 28, 2010

• #42

You know you're Australian when - you have to replace your garden hose annually cause it seems to be shrinking each week by several inches.

 

Craven_au

Active member

• May 28, 2010

• #43

You know you're Australian when you get several speeding tickets in the mail and needs to sell Bags to pay for them. "ewescangoandgetfuckedthefucke nlotaewesimgunathafuckinpub fuckoffPigs

Come up with ways to blowup Traffic Cameras 1. fill them with Lighter butane 2.A bucket of napalm

 

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Dr.Troppo

Member

• May 30, 2010

• #44

You know your australian when a pack of smokes costs more than a brewski...

 

High Country

Give me a Kenworth truck, an 18 speed box and I'll

Veteran

• May 30, 2010

• #45

You know your Australian when you go overseas and want to go home.

 

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Kwigybo

Member

• May 30, 2010

• #46

You know you're Australian when your grandma tells you she won a hundred on the pokies and you say "Fuck off, c*n+."

Haha.

 

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the_coota

• Jun 6, 2010

• #47

Donald Mallard said:

When all your mates names end in "o" ...
johno ,, robo ,, dono , beno ...

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u know ur australian when ur name is one of those mentioned by mr mallard

 

High Country

Give me a Kenworth truck, an 18 speed box and I'll

Veteran

• Jun 6, 2010

• #48

You know your Australian when you are.

 

Kangativa

Member

Veteran

• Jun 6, 2010

• #49

You know your Australian when the toilet paper you buy has New Zealand on it !!!