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Old 03-02-2018, 04:41 PM #391
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Your sleeping and wake up to the sharpest pain in your butthole, get up and run to the bathroom and a super heavy blood soaked poop hits the bathroom floor before you can sit on the toilet. Pick up the poop with t.p and its saturated with blood.
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Old 03-02-2018, 05:08 PM #392
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Your in the bar hitting on a girl and she tells you" I'm only 22." As a fuck off line. Hurt me fragile lil ego.

It aint huntin though, so a missed shot... fuck it.
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Old 03-05-2018, 02:08 AM #393
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Your in the bar hitting on a girl and she tells you" I'm only 22." As a fuck off line. Hurt me fragile lil ego.

It aint huntin though, so a missed shot... fuck it.
If that happens again, reply...” I’m terribly sorry, I took you to be much older than that....”

Guys can give fuck off lines right back.
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So I'll keep on fighting for the things I want,
Though I know that when you're dead you're gone.
But I'd rather be a free man in my grave,
Than living as a puppet or a slave.
So as soon as the sun
Will shine,
I'm gonna get my share of
What's mine.
And then the harder they come ,
The harder they fall,
One and all.

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Old 03-13-2018, 08:22 AM #394
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You're sleeping and wake up to the sharpest pain in your butthole, get up and run to the bathroom and a super heavy blood soaked poop hits the bathroom floor before you can sit on the toilet. Pick up the poop with t.p and its saturated with blood.
After the water shut off in the rent a shower, a red towel was used to get all the big drops, then it was folded once and used as a rug.
The white towel for final drying turned red when pressed between the legs. And kept it up for some time.
Scary enough, but at least the poop was still held in.

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If that happens again, reply...” I’m terribly sorry, I took you to be much older than that....”

Guys can give fuck off lines right back.
OUCH! that would leave a mark! very good, mr. brunch. much wisdom coming from the shed...
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:46 PM #397
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when you are happy to see that the blood is red; because if it is black it means (probably) colo-rectal cancer up in your intestines instead of a ruptured vessel near the rectum...blood turns black if it passes through the digestive tract.
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Old 03-14-2018, 12:50 AM #398
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Originally posted by jimmy cliff:

So I'll keep on fighting for the things I want,
Though I know that when you're dead you're gone.
But I'd rather be a free man in my grave,
Than living as a puppet or a slave.
So as soon as the sun
Will shine,
I'm gonna get my share of
What's mine.
And then the harder they come ,
The harder they fall,
One and all.

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