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iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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Do you have any Native American in ya' ?


Nahhhh....that one's too corny :nanana:
 

dlusion

Member
This has actually worked for me recently: 'Hey, what's your name? Can I just call you gorgeous?'
 
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Kizzattack

Member
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

Never tried it. Never intend to either. I thought it was funny when I first heard it though.
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
Veteran
If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? It worked i got a hug then some flirting the whole night and finally tap tap taparooo!! This was before i was married, and was a manwhore out in the clubs. peace..

sack
 

9Lives

three for playing, three for straying, and three f
Veteran
Pardon me miss, but I can't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
 
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Classyathome

I just sit there - licking my eyebrows.

They flock to me...
 
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Weedman Herb

"I like you ... lets do this" J. Mewes. I never needed a clever line ... I just nodded the ladies over ... on Good Nights I fought them off ... sometimes, as a Bonus, they fought each other off.
 

WaTerR

Member
well not really a pick up line but my current girlfriend asked me if i ever touched the jon and kate plus eight kids because i might live in pa and i said no ,youre a creeper hahaha she ate it up
 

spyvsspy

Member
I'm somewhat of a smartass, so after making a flagrantly smartass comment----"If you can take a joke you can take a dick", I"m 0/2000 on that one.
 
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Weedman Herb

You should say that, while chuckling, in the form of a question ... "You can take a joke ... but can you take a dick?" Women like challenges (I assume you want to pick up women with that but I guess it might work in the Bi/Gay crowd too) ...
 

sednal

Active member
You should say that, while chuckling, in the form of a question ... "You can take a joke ... but can you take a dick?" Women like challenges (I assume you want to pick up women with that but I guess it might work in the Bi/Gay crowd too) ...

hahahaha
 

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