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Old 12-24-2018, 09:25 PM #41
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FERMENTED makes comments about Odours?

No Mate ... she was either sick and exuding toxins, or she was a big meat eater.

If I assume yr a Yank ... I recall the Viet Cong could smell your Soldiers before they could see them.

If I assume yr a Pom ... then your nation is known for its indifferent bathing habits.

To infer I don't know the difference between Sour and Sex denies that I 've been successfully fucking for 53 years now.

(Hmmm. How'd ya be? 53 years and my dick's STILL not worn out! I 'M PROUD!)

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she smelled SOUR!!!

What you were smelling is the result of an epic session of love making that morning, it was so good that she probably didn't have time for a wash before she rushed to work. In Paris, you are respected if you smell like you've just been involved in a marathon love making session.

and here's another hint for old guys, you smell too unless you shower daily with soap on the smelly areas, scrub/exfoliate your skin every week and use warm water for washing your clothes.

and this leads me to moisturizers.....now we need to use it daily after a shower, especially during dry months
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Old 12-24-2018, 09:34 PM #42
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FERMENTED makes comments about Odours?

No Mate ... she was either sick and exuding toxins, or she was a big meat eater.

If I assume yr a Yank ... I recall the Viet Cong could smell your Soldiers before they could see them.

If I assume yr a Pom ... then your nation is known for its indifferent bathing habits.

To infer I don't know the difference between Sour and Sex denies that I 've been successfully fucking for 53 years now.

(Hmmm. How'd ya be? 53 years and my dick's STILL not worn out! I 'M PROUD!)
As the odometer rolled past 60, I noticed my tolerance isn't working as well as it used to.

If you're 53, You were 10 years old when Viet Nam ended.
Aussies and Americans not happy.

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Old 12-24-2018, 11:52 PM #44
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ive a black levi T/shirt that must be 20 yrs old raggy old thing but i love it ! .A
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I've blown through the 60s.. you're in for more surprises in your 70s.. all those things get worse.
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