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Old 05-24-2011, 03:40 PM #31
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You know all you old timers just crack me up. I may have said that before somewhere don't remember right now. Bump, this is that thread ain't it.
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Hank called me a boy......lol Thank you. I will be crusty just like you soon. I just came in here for tips when the time comes I am prepared. That is if I can remember them and find my glasses to read them.

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Old 05-24-2011, 03:55 PM #33
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Hank called me a boy......lol Thank you. I will be crusty just like you soon. I just came in here for tips when the time comes I am prepared. That is if I can remember them and find my glasses to read them.

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Heh?....(cups hand around ear)....HEH?....Goddamn mumblin' bastards. (Leans on cane more). Now where's my damn lighter this time? (looks down) Crap, it's in my hand again! Speakin' of crap....Oops I sharted again. Ah, never mind, No use changin' my underwear. I'm just gonna' do it again anyways. What's that damn smell?
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Old 05-25-2011, 06:25 PM #35
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3 guys are talking in a Denny's about getting older. 1 is 60. 1 is 70. 1 is 80.
The 60 yo says I have a problem taking a piss. I strain and strain and all that comes out is this little dribble.
The 70yo says I have a problem taking a shit. I strain and strain and strain and all I can pass are these rock hard little turds.
The 80 year old says Every morning about 6:00 I take a long hard piss. At 6:15 I take a long, smooth, effortless shit.
The other 2 guys say well that's amazing that you don't have the same problems that we do.
The 80yo man says "it's not as good as you think. I really wish someone would wake me up at 5:45 so I could go to the bathroom and not in my bed"
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Old 05-26-2011, 07:27 AM #36
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DG noticed I turned 50 a few days ago - so she sent me here and told me to Mod this lovely forum
I´ve been in the growscene for 30 years, so let the rock´n´roll continue

DG picked vonvorne to keep an eye on me, so lets hear a big welcome to my co-Mod.

If any help is needed, feel free to contact vonvorne or me


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Hmm I stumbled into this thread by accident, but since I am 51 and cannot remember where I was going, this will work :-)
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Old 05-26-2011, 03:50 PM #39
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FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS! This word is what the wifey and I say to each other a few times every day. When I head out on a mission, making big strides and out the back door I go, I'll walk in a hurry the 20 yards to my pumphouse, yank open the door, and........................... .........!
I think I'll install an intercom in the green house, and the pump house, just so I can call back up and ask the wifey what the **** I was going out there for..but it is one of the only ways I get excersize nowadays, so I'd hate to loose the bennefits of that.
I've found if I stand there for a minute or two trying to figure out what I was doing that just pisses me off...so I start another project-and a couple days later- I'll find something that awakens my memory of what it was I was trying to do on the mystery day.
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Old 05-26-2011, 04:03 PM #40
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I do that alllll the time DD!! ..walk into a room and go "why did I come in here?" hahah
I have lists all over the house, if I dont Ill be going to the store a cpl of times to get everything I need. hehehe
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