OMG, this is too funny for words......
My band plays a regular gig at the same club every Wednesday for almost 10 years. I guess you could call us the house band. Anyway, at some of our gigs we use a confetti cannon to shoot paper confetti onto the dance floor.
Hmmmmm? Confetti canon...... bag of roaches????? My wheels were turning. LOL
We are not in a legal state but the club is very 420 friendly and people are always sitting on the patio smoking pot.
So, last night I took a couple ounces of the roaches and after the last song in our second set, just before our break, I put about an ounce of the roaches in the cannon and shot it onto the dance floor.
Well, I THOUGHT I was shooting onto the dance floor.
However, the extra weight of the roaches vs the paper confetti sent roaches flying across the entire bar, all the way to the back wall.... bonking people in the head and (one girl claimed) hitting people in the eye. LOL
I think people were a little pissed at first but as people started to notice what they were we could hear murmuring and then outright laughter as people started scurrying for the floor, grabbing what they could.
Later on, out back, the entire bar was smoking roaches. LMAO
The club owner was a tiny bit upset but overall, he thought it was hilarious.
Well, that's one ounce down and about 2 pounds to go. LOL
There's a reason why those last few hits off a roach make you cough. Toss that shit.
^^^ a jr high?... I would drop thek at parks and anywhere where people who are most likely to smoke will find them and enjoy 'em
Why the heck did you even save roaches until you had two pounds of them?!?!
Could you imagine going to jail for possession of two pounds of roaches?
This is some F'd up shitang!A friend of mine once got charged and taken to court for just over a gram of resin that they scraped from his bong
Pathetic, but it does happen.