IC Recipe Guide

3 days later and i'm in bed sick vomiting and cramps lol, the cookies were much too strong, a friend gave his cookies to his parents for a try, they ended up in the hospital(no joke ) My bro was awake for the whole night and vomited, and I really think i'm sick from too much of those crazy things; let this be a warning not to underestimate your fckn cooking skills
Bless

Yeah its best to start with a bite of a cookie and wait a couple hours before eating any more.

TheGoodStuff, thanks so much for your efforts. having so many recipes and ideas in one place is great. one question: in your experience, how long can cannabutter be refrigerated or frozen without any degradation of potency? or, how do you suggest storing cannabutter for best results?

thanks again.....

Dr Jay2001 Recipe guide

Dr Jay2001 Recipe guide

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thinman said:

TheGoodStuff, thanks so much for your efforts. having so many recipes and ideas in one place is great. one question: in your experience, how long can cannabutter be refrigerated or frozen without any degradation of potency? or, how do you suggest storing cannabutter for best results?

thanks again.....

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Frozen it'll last for years, and refrigerated in an airtight jar it'll keep as long as normal butter.

nice collection! thanks

Hey Good Stuff! Thanks for organizing these recipes. A lot of work and well done.

There is an amazing amount of valuable information here.

Peace,
Payaso

The Art and Science of Cooking With Cannabis
http://www.scribd.com/doc/4804980/The-Art-and-Science-of-Cooking-With-Cannabis

The Stoner's Cookbook 186 Stoner Recipes!
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/contents.php?orderby=rating

The Bakery
Cookies, Cakes, Pastries, and other yummy baked goods
http://cannaversity.com/cannaversity/idx.php/23/0/

Main Courses
Larger more substantial canna meals
http://cannaversity.com/cannaversity/idx.php/9/0/

On the Lighter Side
Light meals and other Snack foods
http://cannaversity.com/cannaversity/idx.php/8/0/

THC Ingestion by Food & Drink
http://nepenthes.lycaeum.org/Drugs/THC/Eat/

Cooking with Cannabis
http://www.roll-a-joint.com/cooking-marijuana.html

Cannabis Eating FAQ Version: 1.02 - Jul 2004
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_faq_eat.shtml

Marijuana Cooking
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0EB4FC0B63D2AA85&search_query=Cooking+With+Cannabis+PART

Medical Marijuana Cooking 101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMiI3ge5FB8

How do I use cannabis in my favorite recipes
http://www.goldenseed.co.uk/cannabisrecipes.html

CANNABISRECIPE.COM - CANNABIS RECIPES
http://www.cannabisrecipe.com/cannabis-recipes.html

Medical Marijuana Cannabis Cooking Recipes
http://www.onlinepot.org/recipes.htm#Ganjerbread Cookies:

Marijuana Recipes: Enjoy Cooking, Baking
and eating your favorite weed instead of smoking it.
http://www.webestoned.com/recipes.htm

Question, excellent recipies here btw.
If you made a few pounds of butter, would it be ok to ship it packed in dry ice maybe? Then frozen on reciept and stored for long term use? I would think that the dry ice would at least keep it cold until it got where it was going, what do any of your think? Worth a try? It could be prefrozen and vaccum sealed, multiple times.

^^OIL lol of course. Problem solved good night lol.

Sorry another vague question, but could you use qwiso and throw that in when you are making oil? Is that safe? Would any micro amounts of iso left or whatever nasties just boil out in the water oil mixture? Would I be the first man on mars? I am gonna make a batch of oil, keep it long term, and I am loading this fucker up. I have a fuck load of trim, flowers, qwiso goo balls, and keif. Sound ok? Good..good..done then.

If all the alcohol evaporated you should be ok.
Try a small batch first.

Awesome! Thanks!

Just added a recipe for Classic Oatmeal Cookies, I hope everyone enjoys them

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?p=3174258#post3174258

-Che

FANTASTIC POT PASTA
2 cup shell pasta
1 1/2 cup cannabis milk (1/4 oz. bud or 1/2 oz. leaf)
half of a green (or red or yellow) pepper
half of a onion
a glove of garlic
2 tablespoons margarine (cannabis margarine!)
4 tablespoon flour
1/2 teaspoon wet mustard
fresh dill spice
3 tablespoon nutritional yeast
soy sauce
Boil pasta until complete. Set aside. In a saucepan, saute veggies until onion is transparent. Set aside with pasta. Melt margarine completely. Add flour to produce a thick paste. Add more flour if needed. Blend in cannabis milk. Wisk until all is blended. Add heat to make the saute thick. When desired consistency is achieved (be careful, sauce burns easily), add pasta and veggies. Heat all together and serve.
HOT REDNECK RED PEPPER
GANJA LINGUINE
1 lb. hot red pepper linguine
1 1/2 lb. white mushrooms
2 green peppers, cut up
1/8 lb. fine bud or leaf of ganja
1 1/2 stick butter
1/2 pint of half-and-half cream
4 cloves chopped garlic
1 cup chopped fresh basil (or 2 tsp. dry basil)
Take the ganja and heat it in butter over moderate flame. Cook the butter in a double-boiler pot, making sure you heat it for at least 20 minutes, making sure not to burn the butter. Strain out the leaf and set the butter aside. Cook your linguine, but not too long. Pour your butter into another pan and add pepper, garlic and mushrooms, and sauté them a couple of minutes. Then drain the linguine and add to the sauté mixture. Pour in the cream and let it slowly reduce. The cream slowly thickens over a low flame. When it boils off the bottom of the pan, you are ready to eat.
CHRISTMAS JAILHOUSE SHRIMP WITH PUNA BUTTER AND WEDGE FRIES
1 1/2 cups shrimp
1 cup white vinegar
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup fresh basil (finely chopped)
1/3 oz. fine ganja leaves
1 stick butter or margarine
2 tsp thyme
2 tsp oregano
3 large baking potatoes
1 cup flour
1 tsp cayenne pepper
2 tsp paprika
1 yellow onion (finely chopped)
3 cloves of garlic (finely chopped)
4 tsp good olive oil
Leave shrimp in shells and marinate them for two hours in the white vinegar mixed with basil, thyme and oregano. Meanwhile, melt the butter or margarine in a double boiler and add the ganja. Heat for 20 minutes, making sure not to burn the butter. Quarter the potatoes into thick wedges. Place flour, pepper and paprika into a paper bag. Wet the potato wedges with water and toss them in the flour and spices until they're coated. Fry the potatoes until golden brown and set aside. Then sauté the onion and garlic in the olive oil and toss in the shrimp for a couple of minutes, until they're tender. Dip the shrimp in a dish of warm puna butter and you sail with Santa RA.
CHEF RA's SUMMER TOASTIES
1 loaf whole-wheat bread
1 cup sliced avocado
1 lb farmer's cheese (a white, mild cheese)
2 tsp. ground hemp seed
1 tsp. basil
1/4 oz FINE SINSI
1 stick margarine or butter
To prepare Chef RA's Puna Butter, melt the butter or margarine in a double boiler and add the ganja, cooking over a moderate flame for 20 minutes. (Don't burn the butter!) Strain out the plant matter and set aside. For the toastie, place slices of cheese, then avocado, on a piece of bread. Sprinkle with hemp seeds and basil. For extra variety, add tomato slices and sprouts or sun-dried tomatoes, and garlic. Top with another slice of bread. Then drop a tablespoon of Puna Butter into a frying pan and grill the toastie on both sides, using low heat. Grill with as much butter as you can without burning the bread, covering the pan to melt the cheese. Get TOASTED, baby!
BHANG
"From Flavors of India by Shanta Nimbark Sacharoff."
2 cups water
1 ounce marijuana (fresh leaves and flowers of a female plant preferred)
4 cups warm milk
2 tablespoons blanched and chopped almonds
1/8 teaspoon garam masala [a mixture of cloves, cinnamon, and cardamon]
1/4 teaspoon powdered ginger
1/2 to 1 teaspoon rosewater
1 cup sugar
Bring the water to a rapid boil and pour into a clean teapot. Remove any seeds or twigs from the marijuana, add it to the teapot and cover. Let this brew for about 7 minutes. Now strain the water and marijuana through a piece of muslin cloth, collect the water and save. Take the leaves and flowers and squeeze between your hands to extract any liquid that remains. Add this to the water. Place the leaves and flowers in a mortar and add 2 teaspoons warm milk. Slowly but firmly grind the milk and leaves together. Gather up the marijuana and squeeze out as much milk as you can. Repeat this process until you have used about 1/2 cup of milk (about 4 to 5 times). Collect all the milk that has been extracted and place in a bowl. By this time the marijuana will have turned into a pulpy mass. Add the chopped almonds and some more warm milk. Grind this in the mortar until a fine paste is formed. Squeeze this paste and collect the extract as before. Repeat a few more times until all that is left are some fibers and nut meal. Discard the residue. Combine all the liquids that have been collected, including the water the marijuana was brewed in. Add to this the garam masala, dried ginger and rosewater. Add the sugar and remaining milk. Chill, serve, and enjoy.
PAN ROASTED CAJUN DILL SEEDS
2 cups seeds
2 Tbsp. olive oil
1 tsp. chopped garlic
1 tsp. cajun seasoning or seasoned salt with 1/4 tsp. ground cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp. fresh dill
dash of tamari or soy sauce to taste
1/4 cup raw sunflower kernals
Heat oil in heavy iron skillet and stir in garlic until fragrant. Add seeds, stir frequently over medium high heat for about five munutes until seeds startto snap playfully. Stir in remaining ingredients, heat for a few minutes longer until seeds are nice and crunchy.
SILVIA'S HEMP SEED TREATS
2 tbsp sucanat (organic cane sugar)
1 tbsp water
1/8 cup maple syrup
1/2 cup brown rice syrup
1 cup hemp seeds
1 cup sesame seeds
1 cup sunflower seeds
1/4 cup chopped cashew nuts
Use a double boiler. In top pot mix first three ingredients until sucanat has dissolved Add brown rice syrup, seeds and nuts Mix well until seeds are coated with sweetener Pour into baking pan and press flat Refrigerate overnight Cut into squares before serving.
FALAFEL GOODFORYA
2 Cups fresh ground hempseeds
1/2 cup finely chopped green pepper
1/2 cup finely chopped onion
1 Tbsp minced garlic
2 Tbsp chopped parsley
1/4 cup good olive oil
1 beaten egg (optional)
water (1-3 Tbsp)
flour, salt, pepper
Louisiana Hot Sauce
oil for frying
Mix hemp seeds with peppers, onion, garlic, parsley and toss in olive oil. Add hot sauce to taste. Add egg and/or water until mixture is wet enough to shape into balls. Squeeze together. The egg may keep mixture together better but is not necessary. Roll in flour with salt and pepper to taste. Heat 2 Tbsp oil in heavy skillet over medium heat. Gently brown hempseed balls on all sides for 8 to ten minutes. Serve alone with dip, or in pita pockets with garlic yogurt sauce and a little sliced onion, cucumber, lettuce.
BIRD STUFFING
5 cups rye bread crumbs
2 tablespoons poultry seasoning
1/2 cup each of raisins and almonds
1/2 cup celery
1/3 cup chopped onions
3 tablespoons melted butter
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons red wine
Mix it all together, and then stuff it in.
CHILI BEAN POT
2 lbs. pinto beans
1 lb. bacon, cut into two-inch sections
2 cups red wine
4 tablespoons chili powder
1/2 clove garlic
1 cup chopped grass
1/2 cup mushrooms
Soak beans overnight in water. In a lagre pot pour boiling water over beans and simmer for at least an hour, adding more water to keep beans covered. Now add all other ingredients and continue to simmer for another three hours. Salt to taste. Serves about ten.
POT LOAF
1 packet onion soup mix
1 (16 oz.) can whole peeled tomatoes
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 lbs. ground beef or chicken or turkey
1 egg
4 slices bread, crumbled
Mix all ingredients and shape into a loaf. Bake for one hour in 400-degree oven. Serves about six.
STIR FRY BUD
1 Red Pepper
1 Green Pepper
1 Yellow Pepper
1/2 small onion
butter
herbal seasoning of your choice
Slice the peppers lengthwise into strips about 1/2-3/4 inch wide. Chop the onion. Throw everything together in a skillet with the butter and sautee. Serve over rice. Wait an hour. ENJOY!
tips: It's best to use real butter because herbal seasonings are fat soluble. You want the butter to carry the goodies. Use of a vegetable-oil-based margarine won't work as well. If you're cooking this with friends, take turns standing over the skillet stirring the veggies and seasonings. You don't want one person to have *all* the fun, as the vapors can be quite intense.
ACAPULCO GREEN
3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 teaspoons chili powder
3 tablespoons wine vinegar
1/2 cup chopped marahuana
Mix the vinegar, grass, and chili powder together and let the mixture stand for one hour. Then add avocados and onions and mash it all together. It can be served with tacos or as a dip.
POT SOUP
1 can condensed beef broth
3 tablespoons weed
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 can water
3 tablespoons chopped watercress
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil over medium heat. Place in a refrigerator for two to three hours, reheat, and serve.
PORK AND BEANS AND POT
1 large can (1 lb. 13 oz.) pork and beans
1/2 cup grass
4 slices bacon
1/2 cup light molasses
1/2 teaspoon hickory salt
3 pineapple rings
Mix together in a casserole, cover top with pineapple and bacon, bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. Serves about six.
THE MEAT BALL
1 lb. hamburger
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/4 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons weed
3 tablespoons India relish
Mix it all up and shape into meat balls. Brown in frying pan and drain. Place in a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water, cover and cook over low heat for about 30 minutes. Feeds about four people.
SPAGHETTI SAUSE
1 can (6 oz.) tomato paste
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onions
1/2 cup chopped grass
1 pinch pepper
1 can (6 oz.) water
1/2 clove minced garlic
1 bay leaf
1 pinch thyme
1/2 teaspoon salt
Mix in large pot, cover and simmer with frequent stirring for two hours. Serve over spaghetti.
WEED SESAME SEED COOKIES
3 oz. ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz. grass
Toast the grass until slightly brown and then crush it in a mortar. Mix crushed grass with all other ingredients, in a skillet. Place skillet over low flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt butter. Allow it to cook. When cool, roll mixture into little balls and dip them into the sesame seeds.
POT COOKIES
for 1 cookie:
1 joint worth of pot
1/4 tsp. oil (just enough to moisten the pot)
1 tbsp. oats
2 tsp. Eier Likoer (or just egg)
(a few raisins?,a bit of brown sugar or molasses?)
mix pot & oil, add rest and form into cookie on a piece of foil. bake at 350 for 10 min, or until bottom starts to turn brown. Eier Likoer makes good cookies, it's this yellow stuff usually somewhere around the Baily's. ingredients are egg yolks, sugar, and alcohol.
CHOCOLATE BUDS
Start with Hershey's Premium Baking Bar Unsweetened Chocolate. On the back is a recipe for brownies which includes 1 cup butter, 4 squares of chocolate, 2 cups sugar, 4 eggs, 1 cup of flour, and vanilla extract. Start with dry hemp leaves and grind them in a coffee grinder to a fine powder. Put in a measuring cup until ~75 ml of "green flour" is made. Fill to the 1 cup mark (250 ml) with regular flour. Proceed with recipe on box: Heat oven to 350 F, Grease 13x9x2 (inch) pan. Heat butter and chocolate and stir with wooden spoon until smooth. Stir in sugar. Add eggs one at a time. Add vanilla extract and stir in flour mixture. Add nuts if desired (a very nice touch I think) and bake for 40 minutes. It seemed to take 10 minutes longer than the box suggested (30 minutes) to be completely baked through. Makes 3 dozen brownies. Take 2 and wait an hour. Take 4 and cruise for 12 hours. Enjoy!
APPLE POT
4 apples (cored)
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup water
4 cherries
1/3 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons cinnamon
Powder the grass in a blender, then mix grass with sugar and water. Stuff cores with this paste. Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and top with a cherry. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees.
POT BROWNIES
1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons shortening
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg (beaten)
1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup grass
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 square melted chocolate
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup chopped nuts
Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening, sugar, honey, syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other ingredients, and mix well. Spread in an 8-inch pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.
BANANA BREAD
1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed bannanas
2 cups sifted flour
1/2 cup chopped grass
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture. Seperately mix bannanas with lemon juice and add to the first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then mix all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375 degrees.

[SIZE=+1]REGULAR COOKIES[/SIZE]
Just make a regular chocolate chip cookie batch, your very favorite kind. Then look at the weed you're gonna cook with and decide how many cookies you'd like it to make. So if you've got say a couple joint's worth, make maybe 3 or 4 cookies with it. Experiment with amounts. Maybe you've got just enough for one cookie.
Then to make sure all the THC is properly isomerized by heat (something I'm not sure would otherwise happen given the short cooking time and relatively low mid-cooking temperature), sauté the weed in a bit of vegetable oil in a little pan or pot at a lowed temperature 'til it's nice and aromatic and getting just a bit crispy and darker, but *not* to the point of toasted, brown, or god forbid, burnt in any way. Cool the oil/weed mixture down, then add however may cookies' worth of dough to the pan, mix it all up to get all the weed and now psychoactive green oil blended in, and then dollop out your special green cookies onto the baking sheet along with their paler non psychedelic brethren and bake!
[SIZE=+1]STONEY BROWNIES[/SIZE]
By PSA1.com
The good doctor put this recipe on some broadsheets and handed them out at a Folk Music
Festival. The organizers got upset, so doc delivered the remainder of the samples to some thankful musicians. Here's the recipe part of that sheet for your research and enjoyment.You trim leaves 10 cm long from the main and 8 cm long from the side shoots to get flower sites to proliferate, right? What to do with 'useless' leaf while waiting for females to bloom?
150 gm butter (salty)
200 gm dark chocolate
1 cup raw sugar
3 60 gm eggs
1/2 cup plain flour
Nutmeg and Cinnamon
2 tbsp vanilla essence
2-3 oz dried ground leaf
1/4 cup chopped nuts (if desired)
Pre-heat oven to 175c, grease baking dish @ 25x35cm. Over low heat, melt butter and chocolate stirring constantly. Remove from heat and add spices, sugar and eggs. Stir until smooth, add flour, nuts and powdered leaf. Stir well (add dash of skim milk if necessary), pour into pan and bake for 20 to 25 mins. Cool and cut into 16 to 30 squares according to bravado. Lasts 6 hours.

[SIZE=+1]CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES[/SIZE]
12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips
4 Tablespoons Green Butter*
1/4 cup superfine white granulated sugar
2 egg yolks, beaten
1 cup finely chopped blanched almonds
1/3 cup liqueur ( Kahlua or Gran Marnier, etc.)
chocolate decorates, chopped blanched almonds, or sweetened powered cocoa to roll the truffles in.
To make Green Butter: take at least 4 oz. of shake leaf ( a good place to use up those harvest trimmings) place it in a pot with approximately 8 cups of water. Bring this to the simmering boil and add one pound of butter. Simmer this for at least 2 hours. Strain off liquid. Put a couple of cups of boiling water over the residual leaf to rinse more of the butter off the leaf: I use a potato ricer to squeeze the rest out of the leaf. Place all the liquid in wide bowl ( makes it easier to work with if a wide bowl). Allow this to cool then place in refrigerator. The butter will float to the top, and you can lift it off. Discard the remaining liquid. Use the Green Butter in recipes, or can eat on toast, etc..., potent at this stage! You can freeze the Green Butter in a covered container for future use.
To make Truffles: Melt chocolate in double boiler, and gradually add in the butter. Add sugar and cook, stirring constantly, until the sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and allow to cool as much as possible without letting it harden. Take about one to two tablespoons of the hot chocolate mixture and stir into the egg yolks to warm them before adding to the rest of the chocolate mixture, then stir in. Add almonds and mix well. Stir in liqueur. Allow this to cool and then put in the refrigerator to harden. When it firms up. use a spoon (I use a melon baller) to scoop up enough to make a ball about one and a half inches in diameter. Roll the ball in your palms. to form a ball. Then roll the ball into the chocolate decorates or almonds or whatever. Place in little paper cups for presentation.

[SIZE=+1]OATMEAL SQUARES[/SIZE]
Pot Butter
2 oz average grade pot
1 cup butter
2 cups water
boil together for 1 hour. Strain hot mix, rinse with more hot water to wash out the butter from the pot. Let it stand in a cool place. The butter should harden on top of the water. Skim off and save the butter; throw out the gross water and the boiled pot, both have served their purpose.
2 cups oatmeal
1 cup brown sugar
2 squares unsweetened bakers chocolate melted
your 1 cup of pot butter melted
Mix and spread in 7 X 9 pan, then bake at 350 F. for 25 mins. Mark squares, 2 X 2 inch, before pan cools for easier removal. Enjoy.

[SIZE=+1]SCOOBY SNACKS[/SIZE]
2 cups flour
2 eggs
1 cup quaker dry oatmeal
1 tbsp vanilla
1/2 cup cocoa
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 pound (1 stick) butter
1 tbsp walnut extract
1 oz. of finely ground cannabis
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix all ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining ingredients. Taste batter before cooking and adjust amount of sugar to your liking. Place on a lightly greased cookie sheet and bake for 8 to 12 minutes, depending on how large you made your cookies. Can be cooked for a shorter time for chewier cookies, or a longer time for drier, crisp cookies.

[SIZE=+1]CARAMEL marijuana[/SIZE]
Ingredients
(amounts vary with amount of butter used)
A fair wad of ready prepared butter (I find it works better if no water is added in this recipe, and use freshly prepared butter if possible.)
Brown Sugar (about twice as much as the butter)
Popcorn and a dash of oil to cook it in.
Prepare the butter in the usual way, except, as mentioned above, don't use water in the recipe as the butter works better when freshly made rather than having sat overnight. Slowly add brown sugar, making sure that the stove is only on low heat. Don't strain the butter, as the sugar caramelizes around the pot.
When the sugar is completely dissolved, and is going to a toffee type texture, take off heat and allow to cool for a moment, but make sure it stays liquid. If you want some variety, then add some ice-cream topping I find that either Caramel, Strawberry or Blueberry work best.
Prepare the popcorn in the usual manner.
Pour the caramel mixture over the popcorn, and put it in the fridge for a while, until the caramel has hardened.
Eat while watching movies, it should hit hard right in the middle. Be careful if you have made it strong, once when I made this with a few friends, I put about 1/4 oz of bud in and the night ended up with most of the people curled up into little balls, shivering and generally freaking out. Unless you enjoy that type of thing, of course.

[SIZE=+1]Coco marijuana Ice Cream[/SIZE]
Ingredients:
6 oz. swiss chocolate
2 1/4 cup custard(pre-made)
1 1/4 cup whipped cream, whipped
1/4 oz skunk or Northern lights
Method:
melt chocolate (either in microwave or in double boiler). Using a rubber spatula put chocolate in with custard and mix well. Using a rubber spatula fold pre whipped cream into the above mixture. Put all into a plastic container cover and freeze, if in freezer for a long time set out at room temperature for 2-3 mins. Serve 3 scoops on small dessert plate and top with chocolate shavings.

[SIZE=+1]Marijuana on ice[/SIZE]
1 can condensed beef broth
3 tablespoons marijuana
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 can water
3 tablespoons chopped watercress
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan an bring to a boil over medium heat. Place in a refrigerator for two to three hours, reheat, and serve.

[SIZE=+1]Marijuana Meat Ball[/SIZE]
1 lb. hamburger
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/4 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons Marijuana
3 tablespoons India relish
Mix it up and shape into meatballs. Brown in frying pan and drain. Place in a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water, cover and cook over low heat for about 30 minutes. Feeds about four people.

[SIZE=+1]Spaghetti Sauce[/SIZE]
1 can tomato paste
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onions
1/2 cup chopped marijuana
1 pinch pepper
1 can water (6 oz)
1/2 clove minced garlic
1 bay leaf
1 pinch thyme
1/2 teaspoon salt
Mix in a large pot, cover and shimmer with frequent stirring for two hours. Serve over spaghetti.

[SIZE=+1]Chili Marijuana[/SIZE]
2 lbs. pinto beans
1 lb. bacon, cut into two inch sections
2 cups red wine
4 tablespoons chili powder
1/2 clove garlic
1 cup chopped marijuana
1/2 cup mushrooms
Soak beans overnight in water. In a large pot pour boiling water over beans and simmer for at least an hour, adding more water to keep beans covered. Now add all other ingredients and continue to simmer for another three hours. Salt to taste.

[SIZE=+1]Sesame Seed Marijuana Cookies[/SIZE]
3 oz ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz marijuana
Toasts you can try. Pick a
medium sized leaf off the marijuana
plant and dip it into a cup of drawn
butter, add salt, and eat.
Place skillet over low flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt butter. Allow it to cook. When cool, roll mixture into little balls and dip them into the sesame seeds.

[SIZE=+1]Bhang Recipe[/SIZE]
Flavors of India
by Shanta Nimbark Sacharoff.
2 cups water
1 ounce marijuana (fresh leaves and flowers of a female plant preferred)
4 cups warm milk
2 tablespoons blanched and chopped almonds
1/8 teaspoon garam masala [a mixture of cloves, cinnamon, and cardamom]
1/4 teaspoon powdered ginger
1/2 to 1 teaspoon rose water
1 cup sugar
Bring the water to a rapid boil and pour into a clean teapot. Remove any seeds or twigs from the marijuana, add it to the teapot and cover. Let this brew for about 7 minutes. Now strain the water and marijuana through a piece of muslin cloth, collect the water and save. Take the leaves and flowers and squeeze between your hands to extract any liquid that remains. Add this to the water. Place the leaves and flowers in a mortar and add 2 teaspoons warm milk. Slowly but firmly grind the milk and leaves together. Gather up the marijuana and squeeze out as much milk as you can.
Repeat this process until you have used about 1/2 cup of milk (about 4 to 5 times). Collect all the milk that has been extracted and place in a bowl. By this time the marijuana will have turned into apulpy mass. Add the chopped almonds and some more warm milk. Grind this in the mortar until a fine paste is formed. Squeeze this paste and collect the extract as before. Repeat a few more times until all that is left are some fibers and nut meal. Discard the residue. Combine all the liquids that have been collected, including the water the marijuana was brewed in. Add to this the garam masala, dried ginger and rosewater. Add the sugar and remaining milk. Chill, serve, and enjoy.



[SIZE=+1]HOT RED PEPPER GANJA LINGUINE[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+1]Marijuana BUD BARS[/SIZE]
Ingredients: One bag of Hershey's Chocolate Chips A quarter cup of powdered sugar
[optional: if you want it sweeter ] A quarter ounce of your best buds In a double boiler, melt the chocolate chips until slightly chunky. Then in a blender, put buds in until they are finely chopped. Then add the chopped buds into the chocolate. Add sugar if you want. Mix all together, let it stay on heat for about five minutes. Take off heat and let cool slightly. Grease a baking sheet or a candy bar shaping pan and pour the mixture into it. Freeze the chocolate mixture until completely firm. (Keep away from baking soda otherwise it will get that weird baking soda taste.) Cut into two inch bars. NOTE: You can use more or less bud in this recipe.
[SIZE=+1]Chronic Bud Brownies[/SIZE]
2 Eggs
3/4 cup Sugar
1 teaspoon Vanilla
4 teaspoon Salt
2/3 cup Unsifted flour
1/2 cup chopped Walnuts
1/2 cup marijuana butter
3/4 cup melted Chocolate
1/4 teaspoon Baking powder
Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Using a spoon, stir eggs with sugar and vanilla; add butter. Sift Ground Chocolate with flour, baking powder and salt. Stir into egg mixture; add nuts. Spread into greased 8 or 9" square pan. Bake at 350 degrees F for 20-30 minutes. For extra chewy brownies, use 8" pan and less baking time. For cake like brownies use 9" pan and longer baking. Cut into squares. Eat in moderation!
[SIZE=+1]Pot Brownies[/SIZE]
1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons shortening
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg (beaten)
1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup grass
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 square melted chocolate
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup chopped nuts
Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening, sugar, honey, syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other ingredients, and mix well. Spread in an 8-inch pan and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.
[SIZE=+1]Banana Bread[/SIZE]
1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed bananas
2 cups sifted flour
1/2 cup chopped grass
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts
Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture. Seperately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then mix all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375 degrees
[SIZE=+1]Chocolate Chip Cookies[/SIZE]
Just make a regular chocolate chip cookie batch, your very favorite kind. Then look at the weed you're going to cook with and decide how many cookies you'd like it to make. So if you've got say a couple joint's worth, make maybe 3 or 4 cookies with it. Experiment with amounts. Maybe you've got just enough for one cookie.
Then to make sure all the THC is properly isomerized by heat (something I'm not sure would otherwise happen given the short cooking time and relatively low mid-cookie temperature), sauté the weed in a bit of vegetable oil in a little pan or pot at a low-med temperature 'til it's nice and aromatic and getting just a bit crispy and darker, but *not* to the point of toasted, brown, or god forbid, burnt in any way. Cool the oil/weed mixture down, then add however may cookies' worth of dough to the pan, mix it all up to get all the weed and now psychoactive green oil blended in, and then dollop out your special green cookies onto the baking sheet along with their paler non psychedelic brethren and bake away!
Hint: don't use too much oil to precook the weed, or the cookies will be too, well, oily.
Variation: don't use any oil at all to precook the weed, just stir it around in a dry pan, being again very careful not to burn any. I'm not sure which works best in terms of THC utilization - with oil or without, but I feel a bit safer using some oil because the heat is more evenly distributed and there's less chance of burning.
This last technique, cooking the weed in a dry pan, is from the famous early 70's primer "A Child's Garden of Grass" and does work very well if you're careful not to burn, allowing you to add the isomerized toasted grass to almost anything.
Sesame Seed Cookies
3 oz. ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz. grass [marijuana]
What to do:
Toast the grass until slightly brown and then crush it in a mortar
Mix crushed grass with all other ingredients, in a skillet
Place skillet over low flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt butter
Allow it to cook
When cool, roll mixture into little balls and dip them into the sesame seeds
[SIZE=+1]Apple Pot[/SIZE]
4 apples (cored)
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup water
4 cherries
1/3 cup chopped grass [marijuana]
2 tablespoons cinnamon
What to do:
Powder the grass in a blender, then mix grass with sugar and water
Stuff cores with this paste
Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and top with a cherry
Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees
[SIZE=+1]Pot Loaf[/SIZE]
1 packet onion soup mix
1 (16 oz.) can whole peeled tomatoes
1/2 cup chopped grass [marijuana]
2 lbs. ground beef or chicken or turkey
1 egg
4 slices bread, crumbled
What to do:
Mix all ingredients and shape into a loaf
Bake for one hour in 400 degree oven
Serves about six.
[SIZE=+1]Acapulco Green[/SIZE]
3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 teaspoons chili powder
3 tablespoons wine vinegar
1/2 cup chopped marijuana (grass)
What to do:
Mix the vinegar, grass and chili powder together and let the mixture stand for one hour
Then add avocados and onions and mash it all together
It can be served with tacos or as a dip
[SIZE=+1]STONIEST FUDGE[/SIZE]
This is the stoniest fudge you'll ever eat! You will need:
4 cups sugar
2 5oz cans evaporated milk
1 cup Ganja Butter
1 12 oz. package semisweet chocolate chips
1 7 oz. jar marshmallow creme
1 tsp. vanilla
a candy thermometer -- important!
a 13x9x2" (or close to that) square/rectangular dish
first, combine the sugar, milk, and Ganja Butter in a large pot. cook and stir on medium high until it begins to boil, then reduce to medium heat. continue to stir until the temp reaches 236 degrees (i told you the candy thermometer was important!) it should take about 12 minutes. Don't burn it!
remove the big pot from the heat and stir in the chocolate chips, vanilla, and marshmallow creme. tip: if you have a microwave, nuke the marshmallow creme for about 20 seconds first -- that will make it come out of the jar easier. stir until well blended, pour into the pre buttered dish...this should make about 50 1.5 inch squares. each square is good enough for one person or two lightweights... enjoy!
[SIZE=+1]Ganja Butter[/SIZE]
This is my recipe for Ganja Butter...lots of people make it differently but this works fine for my Ganja Fudge. This recipe will make you enough butter for the fudge recipe.
You will need:
three 1/2 cup cubes of butter
a half oz. (or more if you got it) of marijuana leaf
a splash of H2O
either a potato ricer or a package of cheesecloth and a wooden spoon
a colander
a big bowl (not the kind you smoke!)
a big pot (see above)
First, melt that butter in your big pot (don't burn it!) and add about 1/4 cup of water.
Add your leaf and simmer, on LOW, covered, overnight or many hours if you can't wait that long. Note: your entire house will smell like a giant bong rip!
Remove from heat in the morning and cool slightly. When it's cool enough to handle, drain the leaf/butter mixture in a colander over a big bowl. Try to squeeze as much liquid out as you can - that's the good stuff!
When you've extracted all you can, either use a potato ricer or the cheesecloth to strain even more butter juice out of the leaf pulp. If you're using cheesecloth, use a couple of layers and twist the ends around a wooden spoon handle to make a crank which you keep twisting until you can't extract any more butter juice.
Cool the butter in the fridge, and viola! You're ready to spread it on a bagel (yum) or use it in the Ganja Fudge recipe!
[SIZE=+1]HASCHICH FUDGE[/SIZE]
This one is an old-time favorite from the 1954 Alice B.Toklas Cook Book,
(which anyone could whip up on a rainy day)
This is the food of paradise- 0f Baudelaire's Artificial Paradises: it might provide an entertaining refreshment for a Ladies' Bridge Club or a chapter meeting of the DAR. In Morocco it is thought to be good for warding off the common cold in damp winter weather and is, indeed, more effective if taken with large quantities of hot mint tea. Euphoria and brilliant storms of laughter; ecstatic reveries and extensions of one's personality on several simultaneous planes are to be complacently expected. Almost anything Saint Theresa did, you can do better if you can bear to be ravished by "un evenouissement reveille"
Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverize din a mortar. About a handful each of stoned dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of cannabissativa can be pulverized. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient.
[SIZE=+1]MAJOON MONTEZUMA[/SIZE]
This is a traditional Indian recipe, given a slightly Aztec flavor.
STEP ONE. BASIC CANNA BUTTER RECIPE.
Take four ounces of chopped leaf or two ounces of heads, and an equal quantity of gee or butter and place in a vessel. Add a pint of water, and slow boil for 1 - 3 hours allowing the fat molecules to dissolve most of the THC.
Leave saucepan to cool and settle, then place in the refrigerator. Wait until the butter sets, then take the layer of canna butter off the stinking brew. Most of the THC will be concentrated in the canna butter. Refrigerate for later use.
STEP TWO. CHOCOLATE MAJOON

Take 2 lbs. of sugar, and adding a little water, place it in a saucepan over a stove. When the sugar dissolves and froths, two ounces of milk are added;. A thick scum rises and is removed. More milk and a little water are added from time to time, and the boiling continued about an hour, the solution being carefully stirred until it becomes an adhesive clear syrup, ready to solidify on a cold surface.

Butterscotch Space Pops



















[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pumpkin/Hemp Seed Milk[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/3 cup organic raw pumpkinseeds (soak overnight)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 - 3 Tablespoons hemp seed (seeds may be soaked)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1 Tablespoon lecithin granules[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/2 cup ripe banana[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/4 teaspoon cardamom[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3 Tablespoons organic brown rice syrup (or 2 – 3 teaspoons Stevia leaf powder)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 teaspoons vanilla extract[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3 cups purified water (use less water if you like a thicker seed milk)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Place all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hemp Butter[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1-1/4 cups hulled hemp seeds[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1 small garlic clove[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 Tablespoons hemp oil or olive oil[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1 teaspoon soy sauce[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]sea salt and pepper (optional)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Grind one cup of the seeds in a blender. Combine the rest of the un-ground hulled seeds, the ground seeds, oil, and pressed garlic in a small bowl, and blend them thoroughly with a fork. Season with soy sauce, salt and pepper. Add more oil for a softer consistency. Store the butter in a glass jar in the refrigerator.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Note: Another way to produce nut butter is to grind the hulled seeds in a Champion juicer using the blank attachment.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cilantro-Lime Hemp Coleslaw[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1 cup shredded red cabbage[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 chopped green onions[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/2 bunch cilantro, chopped[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/4 cup hemp seeds[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 tablespoons dark sesame oil[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]juice of 1/2 lime[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Salt and pepper to taste[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mix first four ingredients in a salad bowl. In a small bowl, mix the rest of the ingredients as a dressing, then pour over cabbage mixture and mix well.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sweet and Crunchy Hemp Seed Balls[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 cups dates, pitted and mashed[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/4 cup hulled hemp seed, toasted (or raw)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/4 cup hazelnuts or cashews or sunflower seeds[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2 cups coconut flakes or 1 cup raisins[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/2 cup oats[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1 tablespoon honey[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1/4 cup sesame seed or hulled hemp seeds[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Toast hulled hemp seeds in pan. Grind seeds and hazelnuts in coffee grinder. Mash and pit dates. Mix ground seeds, hazelnuts, dates, coconut flakes, and oats and knead thoroughly, then mix in honey. Form small balls and roll in sesame seeds. Instead of sesame seeds, roll in coconut flakes, cracker crumbs, or coarsely ground nuts. Dates may be substituted with dried figs.[/FONT]
CANNA-SCONES





Vodka/Canna Truffles.



8oz best quality plain chocolate
15ml condensed milk
2 capfulls of spirit ..I used Vodka, but if I make them again I will use an orange liquor,lots of it!.
A good squeeze of fresh orange juice
1/8 oz of good bud finely chopped all stalk etc removed.

No cooking required, all you do is:

Melt the chocolate over hot water in a metal bowl,add the milk, spirit, juice, and bud and stir/beat well.Leave to cool then dust your fingers in cocoa powder and roll into about 15 small balls.(I dropped them into an empty chocolate tray). And that's it!

Ok so the secret is to try and mask the taste of the bud unless you like it, and the choc/orange combo goes a long way to doing this.


"Prepping the bud"



On a cookie sheet place a equally sized piece of parchment paper (a
piece of brown paper bag will do if your running a tight ship or your
grocer doesn't carry such baking supplies). Spread your bud out on
the sheet of paper, place in a pre heated 350 degree Fahrenheit oven
and bake for about 10 minutes or until all the green is cooked out.
It will turn a golden brown and be totally dehydrated and very
brittle. Take the cookie sheet out of the oven, let it cool, grind
your bud up into it's smallest parts (a pestle and mortar works best
for this).

You now have the active ingredient to make anything you like a
medical marijuana recipe. Soup to nuts, oatmeal to ice cream, mix it
into your favorite cookie, brownie or grandma's turkey stuffing
recipe, put some on your pasta or you can put your grind in jell
capsules from the health food store and take your medicine like any
other pill/capsule.

Depending on the potency of your bud, start out with 1/4 to 1/2
measuring teaspoon of ground bud per dose, take it in the morning on
an empty stomach (it takes longer to work if there is prior food in
your stomach). It takes a half hour to an hour to start to take
affect. Muscle spasms stop, nausea miraculously turns to appetite
and sorrow somehow gets overshadowed by pleasantry.

Bon apetit mon ami.
Canna Fudge



3 cups sugar, i prefer cane sugar a very finely ground sugar
9 tablespoons of cocoa
1 cup heavy whipping cream
1/2 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup white karo syrup

mix well, cook over medium heat til sugar is all dissolved, I put a lid on the candy for several minutes to dissolve the sugar on the sides of the pan, you may stir occasionally,
let the candy slow boil till candy thermometer says soft ball or you can test it yourself, put a small amount in cold cold water and wool it around, it should form a soft ball but is still elastic and will flatten out on your finger
take off heat when done, let set about three minutes, then you can add the canna butter, if you are a user, you may add four tablespoons to the candy don't stir and then add 1 teaspoon of vanilla.

let it cool till you can put your hand on the bottom of the pan without it being hot, if you use a thermometer, it is about 110 degrees

butter a 9 " pan, beat candy till it looses its gloss and starts to set up, may add some crushed nuts if you like them. black walnuts are excellent.. don't make it on a real humid day or it will have problems setting up and a real hot day will make it more stiff and possibly be more grainy.
CannaDoodles

A Recipe for diabetics
Ingredients:
1/2 cannabutter softened
4 1/2 ounces almond or soy flour
1 cup granulated Splenda or 4 droppers Stevia *I use chocolate rasp.*
1 egg
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/4 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cinnamon
2 tsp granulated Splenda

In medium bowl, beat butter on med-high for about 30 seconds. Add about half almond or soy flour and Splenda or liquid sweetener, egg, vanilla, and baking soda. Beat until well combined. Beat in remaining almond or soy flour. Cover and chill in bowl for 1 hour. In a small bowl, combine 2 TBSP Splenda and cinnamon, mix well. Divide the chilled dough into 24 balls about 1 inch in diameter. Roll them quickly and gently because the dough softens fast. Gently roll each ball in the cinnamon/Splenda mixture to coat and place 2 inches apart on a cookie sheet sprayed with cooking spray. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes until lightly browned at the edges. Let cool before removing from cookie sheet.

Makes 24 servings
Can be frozen

With granular Splenda:
per serving: 83 cal, 8 gr fat, 2 gr protein, 3 gr carb, 1 gr dietary fiber

With liquid sweetener:
per serving: 79 cal, 8 gr fat, 2 gr protein, 1.5 gr carb. 1 gr dietary fiber
Peanut Butter Protein Bars *Super Potent*

A Recipe for diabetics

Ingredients:
2 TBSP no sugar peanut butter
2 TBSP cannabutter, melted
1/2 tsp liquid artificial sweetener *saccharin, stevia, liquid Spenda*
1/4 cup Splenda or 4 packets Sweet n Low
One scoop vanilla whey protein powder

Melt peanut butter and butter in microwave or double boiler.

Mix in the sweetener thoroughly.

Add protein powder and stir until able to form a ball. Roll up in a ball and kneed for a few seconds. Separate into even four even portions and roll into balls. Place in refrigerator until firm. Makes 4 servings.
The PB Bars are low carb and sugar free but are a little high on the fat count.

Herbal Chocolate Chip Cookies



Oven 375 ° F

¼ ounce finely chopped "herbs"
1 cup butter
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla
2 cups flour
2 ½ cups rolled oats
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. baking soda
1 12-ounce bag chocolate chips (semi-sweet)


1. Prepare "bud butter" using the following method: (This is the most important step in the recipe)
Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add butter and herbs. Reduce to a simmer (or low boil) and cook,
stirring lots, for about five to six hours (the longer the better). Refrigerate overnight. Remove hardened
disk of butter and discard ugly brown water.

2. Combine flour, rolled oats, salt, baking powder and baking soda in a large mixing bowl. Mix together
herbal butter, white and brown sugar, eggs and vanilla. Blend moist and dry ingredients together. Add
chocolate chips.

3. Drop dough by rounded teaspoons onto an un-greased cookie sheet. Bake in a 375 degree oven for 7
to 8 minutes. Carefully transfer cookies from pan and allow to cool. Makes about 60 cookies.

Butterscotch Space Pops
Ingredients
1 cup sugar
1/4 cup light corn syrup
2 tablespoons water
1 1/2 teaspoons vinegar
1/4 cup butter
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 tablespoons cannabis tincture

Directions
Line several baking sheets with waxed paper; set aside. Use butter to grease the sides of a heavy 1-quart saucepan. In the saucepan, combine the sugar, corn syrup, water and vinegar. Cook over medium-high heat for about 5 minutes, to boiling, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon to dissolve the sugar. Avoid splashing the mixture on the sides of the pan. Carefully clip a candy thermometer to the side of the saucepan. Cook the mixture over medium heat, stirring constantly, while adding the butter (cut into 8 pieces), 2 pieces at a time. Continue cooking the mixture over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until the thermometer registers 300º F, hard-crack stage.

The candy mixture should boil at a moderate, steady rate over the entire surface. Reaching hard-crack stage should take 25 to 30 minutes. Remove the saucepan from the heat; remove the thermometer. Stir in the vanilla extract and cannabis tincture. Cool for 5 minutes. Pour the mixture, 1 to 2 tablespoons at a time, onto the prepared baking sheets. The mixture will make 2 to 3 inch circles. Quickly place a lollipop stick into each piece of candy, twisting gently to cover with the candy mixture. Let the lollipops harden. Wrap the lollipops individually in clear plastic wrap to store at room temperature. Makes 12 lollipops. Four lollipops will have about a tablespoon of cannabis tincture in it, so they should be pretty potent if you followed the recipe for the cannabis tincture, which can be found in the Medicine section of this site.
CANNABIS VODKA

Ingredients:


1/4 oz. of stockpiled cannabis stems from breaking up buds.
Vodka (any kind should do)
Glass container

Place all stockpiled stems in a jar. Pour in your vodka, just enough to fully submerge the stems. Let set in a dark place for about a week. After that, you will need to strain out the stems. A great trick is to make tea type bags out of coffee filters and stems for easy removal.

Why this works: Stems contain a small amout of THC, but not really enough to be worth smoking. Compiling enough stems together and soaking them in vodka releases the THC into the vodka without messing with the nasty smoke. This is great because most people throw their stems away anyway.
OZONE'S POT BROWNIE RECIPE


1/3 C FLOUR 1/4 TEASP BAKING POWDER 3 TABLESP SHORTENING (BUTTER WORKS FINE) 3/4 C SUGAR (BROWN WORKS GREAT) DASH SALT 2 TABLESP CORN SYRUP 1 BEATEN EGG 1 SQUARE BAKING CHOCOLATE 1 TABLESP VANILLA 3/4 C CHOPPED NUTS (OPTIONAL) A COFFEE GRINDER HALF FULL, FINELY GROUND

THE CORN SYRUP SEEMS TO BE THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING. THERE'S NO NEED TO CLEAN THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT, JUST STUFF IT IN THERE WHOLE. MAKE A POT OF COFFEE AFTERWARDS WITHOUT CLEANING THE GRINDER.

MIX SHORTENING, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, EGG, SIFT IN FLOUR, BAKING POWDER, SALT, STIR IN CHOCOLATE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. PUT GREASED 8" PAN (GLASS IS BEST). BAKE 20 MINUTES AT 350F LET COOL. CUT INTO 8 PIECES. TEST CAREFULLY.

Banana Bread #2


How much Pot to use ...
Chocolate Chip Cookies



Just make a regular chocolate chip cookie batch, your very favorite kind. Then look at the weed you're going to cook with and decide how many cookies you'd like it to make. So if you've got say a couple joint's worth, make maybe 3 or 4 cookies with it. Experiment with amounts. Maybe you've got just enough for one cookie.

Then to make sure all the THC is properly isomerized by heat (something I'm not sure would otherwise happen given the short cooking time and relatively low mid-cookie temperature), sauté the weed in a bit of


vegetable oil in a little pan or pot at a low-med temperature 'til it's nice and aromatic and getting just a bit crispy and darker, but *not* to the point of toasted, brown, or god forbid, burnt in any way. Cool the oil/weed mixture down, then add however may cookies' worth of dough to the pan, mix it all up to get all the weed and now-psychoactive green oil blended in, and then dollop out your special green cookies onto the baking sheet along with their paler non-psychedelic brethren and bake away!

Hint: don't use too much oil to precook the weed, or the cookies will be too, well, oily.

Variation: don't use any oil at all to precook the weed, just stir it around in a dry pan, being again very careful not to burn any. I'm not sure which works best in terms of THC utilization - with oil or without, but I feel a bit safer using some oil because the heat is more evenly distributed and there's less chance of burning.

Marijuana Spaghetti

Cook beef first,
add 3- 8 oz of tomato sauce
add one half oz marijuana
simmer one hour
cook spaghetti pour over spaghetti!


Moroccan Jam


In which Dr. Jean-Jacques Moreau de Tours introduced cannabis to France in 1840.
¼ ounce cleaned, ground marijuana
1 cup chopped dates
½ cup chopped raisins
½ cup ground walnuts
½ cup ground almonds
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground anise seed
1 teaspoon powdered ginger
½ cup honey
½ cup water (more if needed)
2 tablespoons melted butter or ghee
In a dry skillet, toast the marijuana over very low heat until it begins to release an aroma. Combine it with the dried fruit, walnuts, spices, honey and water, and heat through to soften the ingredients. Remove to a heavy bowl and mash until the ingredients are well blended. Add the butter last and stir it in thoroughly. Spoon into a jar and store in the refrigerator. Serve on crackers, or eat by the spoonful or fingerful. Note: Unless using superweed or eating more than a cracker-sized amount, this recipe is rather weak. It can be strengthened by using cannabis ghee, or by substituting hashish for the marijuana.

Ganjerbread Cookies:

1/2 Oz/[14 grams] of well-powdered [coffee grinder/mortar&pestle]
Volcano Vaporizer-depleted Cannabis flowers*
1 Package Dromedary Gingerbread mix
5 Tblsp water
2 Tblsp hempseed oil (OR butter or margarine, melted)
optional, for taste:
1 g added cinnamon powder
1 g added ginger powder

Basically, follow the cookie recipe on the box; the cake or muffin
variations are fine too! I made 2 dozen rectangular Ginger-Snap type
cookies out of the batch. Now, two hours after snarfing four of them,
I would not try to drive...

*After three bag-filling cycles, ~50% of the latent THC is typically
left in the "depleted" herb. Simply use ~2x more medicinal herb than
usual in your own baked goods recipes!!





























Nanaimo Bud Bars



Bottom Layer
1/2 cup bud butter
1/4 cup sugar
4 tablespoons cocoa
1 large egg, beaten
1 3/4 cup graham wafer crumbs
1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon finely chopped walnuts, crushed (I use a
mortar
and pestle to crush)
1 cup coconut

Middle Layer
1/2 cup bud butter
2 tablespoons and 2 teaspoons cream
2 tablespoons vanilla custard powder
2 cups icing sugar

Top Layer
4 squares (ounces) semi-sweet chocolate
2 tablespoons bud butter

Directions:
Bottom Layer: Melt the bud butter, sugar, and cocoa over boiling water.
Add
the beaten egg, stirring to thicken. Remove from heat. Combine with
the
graham wafer crumbs, coconuts, and chopped walnuts. Press into a 9 x
9-inch
square pan (ungreased).
Middle Layer: In a large bowl, mix the bud butter, cream, custard
powder,
and icing sugar with an electric mixer. Spread over the bottom layer.
Freeze for two hours.
Top Layer: Melt the chocolate and bud butter over boiling water. Cool.
When still liquid but starting to solidify, spread over the middle
layer.
Freeze for two hours and serve.

Trini Ganja Chef’s *DELICIOUS* magic Brownies

Black Out Bud Butter
“BOBB”

Mac Attack!

Jay R. Cavanaugh, PhD



















Pecan Sandies:




Jay R. Cavanaugh, PhD

I love pecans. You can’t live in New Orleans without developing a
serious pecan habit. In the Big Easy (or Big Sleazy to the locals)
we put pecans in everything but red beans and rice. You’ll find
these tasty nuts on fish, in candy, cakes, stuffing, and, of course,
cookies. Nurse Nancy Wife and I started out to make some sort of
Russian Tea Cake but ended up closeted with pecans. We started with
those big lovely organic pecan halves, Tillamook sweet cannabutter,
turbinado sugar, confectioners sugar, bourbon vanilla, and flour.
Later we’re going for the ultimate treat, canny pralines but that’s
another recipe 

This recipe is a little tough because it uses only cannabutter as
a source for fat. No straight butter here, only the real deal green
stuff.
That means that it’s tough to get good consistency in the cookies
and Pecan Sandies have to have some snap or they’re just not Sandies.
All of this only means that you’ve got to use your eyes and touch to
make certain the dough is not too moist or dry but like baby bears
porridge, just right. We love to experiment and that means that some
times the cookies don’t come out the way we thought. That’s OK, just
make more and eat the crumbs!

Ingredients:

1 cup pecans ground into small chunks (and a little bit of pecan flour)
1 cup Better Bud Butter 2 cups of all purpose flour (maybe a bit more
or less depending) ½ tsp baking powder 1 tablespoon of bourbon vanilla
extract (try it- you’ll never use the old vanilla again) 1 cup turbinado
sugar ½ cup sifted powdered sugar

Directions:

Cream the cannabutter and sugar together in a mixing bowl. Make sure the mixture is nice and smooth. Add the vanilla while creaming. Sift together
the flour and baking powder and gradually add to the butter/sugar cream with gentle mixing to avoid lumps. Add the chopped pecans. Cover the dough and refrigerate for at least 3 hours. While you wait for the dough to completely chill do something responsible like cleaning up or chores because you won’t be able to do much after you try the cookies.

Remove the dough from the refrigerator and roll golf sized balls which you then gently flatten a bit in the palm of your hand. Place the flattened balls (one-third of an inch thick) on a nonstick ungreased cookie sheet and bake for 15-20 minutes at 300 degrees or until slightly firm and brown (it’s hard to tell since these Sandies are SO green). Remove from the oven and very gently place on a rack to cool. While still hot dust the Sandies with sifted powdered sugar. If you try to roll them in powdered sugar while still warm they will crumble. Once these Sandies cool they will harden. Until they firm up they don’t like to be touched. Please be patient.

Ingredient Note: Recipes for Pecan Sandies abound and have quite a bit of variety in the amounts of ingredients used. Don’t be afraid of using a bit less sugar or a bit more flour to get these puppies right. The two constants are one whole cup of bud butter and one whole cup of pecans. You might want to jazz these Sandies up with a bit more bourbon vanilla and/or a dash of graded cinnamon.

Potency Note: Warning! If you check the total volume of ingredients of Sandies versus our other cookies, you’ll find that they are just about three times more powerful by weight. We discovered this obvious fact by crumbling our first batch, eating the crumbs, and being forced to retire early. Yum! Nancy Wife points out that Pecan Sandies are basically just sweetened Better Bud Butter and Pecans with enough flour to hold them together and enough powdered sugar to get your hands sticky.

Recommended Beverage: Earl Grey or English Breakfast tea for mornings or afternoons. When serving Pecan Sandies as a desert treat, you might want to try a chilled Syrah or even a good aged tawny Port.

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the most convenient way to use and store marijuana for cooking is to make marijuana butter, which can be cut into pieces and Ziploc bagged for freezing and later used in cooking of all kinds. here is the basic recipe:

• 1 lb. butter (not margarine)​
• 1/2 ounce marijuana BUD flour
  

  (or 3/4 ounce shake flour or 1 1/2-2 ounces leaf flour)​

CANNABUTTER
INGREDIENTS
1 ounce Cannabis
1 pound Butter

INSTRUCTIONS
Using a coffee grinder, or something similar, grind the cannabis into a fine powder. In a saucepan, melt the butter over medium-low heat. Stir in the cannabis powder with a wooden spoon. Once the mixture starts to come together, reduce the heat to low. Leave on heat for a minimum of 30 minutes, the longer the better, just don’t let the mixture burn! Once it has cooked, strain the mixture, making sure to squeeze all the butter out. You can use those plastic containers that margarine comes in if you have nothing to put your cannabutter in. Pour a little water over the butter once it has hardened and it will last longer.

NOTES
The amount of cannabis you use will determine how weak or strong it will be. Some people add as little as 1/4 ounce, some more. You can also use margarine, lard, shortening, and any oil (sunflower, sesame, olive, peanut, vegetable, etc.) instead of butter. If you don’t want the house to smell like cannabis, just add 7-28 grams of whole cannabis into a jar with oil and let sit for at least a week, this is known as CannaOil. The same goes for flour, by mixing powdered cannabis into flour will leave you with a perfect flour substitute, CannaFlour. Just remember, any recipe that calls for butter, oil, or a fat can be substituted with the cannabis version.


CANNABIS TINCTURE (COLD METHOD)
INGREDIENTS
1 ounce Cannabis
1 pint 95% Ethanol (190 Proof)

INSTRUCTIONS
You will need 1 ounce of cannabis for every pint of ethanol. Some good spirits to use would be Everclear, 151 Rum, or White Lightning due to the high proof. You want an alcohol with 95% ethanol, or a 190-proof alcohol to obtain the best results. The night before you make this, leave your bud in the freezer, completely drying it out. It’s also a good idea to put the ethanol in the freezer as well. Once your bud has been in the freezer, grind it up to almost a powder and mix together with ethanol in a glass quart-mixing jar. Close the jar and shake for 5 minutes, then return to freezer. Continue to agitate the mixture every few hours with refreezing. Continue this process anywhere from 3 days to 9 weeks, however patient you are really. Remember, the longer the better. When you are done with that process, pour the liquid through cheesecloth. You can save the “ball” of cheesecloth for topical use, or run it through a coffee filter. Make sure to squeeze any remaining liquid out. You might want to wear gloves during this process, as the solution might be pretty strong. The color of your final product is dependent on what percent ethanol you used. If you used a 95% ethanol solution, your tincture should be pale green to golden. If you used 151 rum, it should be an amber color. If your tincture is a dark green that means excess plant material is present. This does not affect the potency though; it just means it won’t taste very good. It’s a good idea to add some flavor extracts, like vanilla or raspberry, to change the taste of your tincture.

NOTES
Making a tincture via the cold method preserves the integrity of cannabinoids. Always use the best quality cannabis for the best results. Your cannabis should be completely dry and mold free.


CANNABIS TINCTURE (WARM METHOD)
INGREDIENTS
1 ounce Cannabis, Roughly Chopped
1 pint 95% Ethanol (190 Proof)

INSTRUCTIONS
Place the cannabis and ethanol in a large glass Mason jar. Shake at least once a day. Place the jar in a brown paper bag. Leave in a warm spot, like near the window, for 30-60 days. The mixture should turn a very dark green. Strain with a cheesecloth like in the cold method, making sure to squeeze any excess liquid. This tincture has a nasty taste, but it is very powerful. It may upset fragile stomachs. You should take the tincture orally in cranberry juice or coffee with sugar. Store your tincture in a light-blocking glass jar in a cool, dry place (like the refrigerator or freezer). You can keep the cheesecloth in the freezer as well and apply it over an area of the skin for a few minutes with gentle rubbing.

NOTES
The main difference between this method and the cold method is the preparation of materials. Light must be avoided also.


CANNABIS ELIXIR
INGREDIENTS
Cannabis Tincture
Honey
4-6 Vitamin E Capsules

INSTRUCTIONS
Place the tincture in a double boiler over an electric heat source. Reduce the solution by half. Once reduce, add 1/2 the remaining volume of tincture in honey along with the vitamin E capsules (e.g. if you have 2 quarts of tincture after reduction, you would add 1 quart honey). Continue to reduce the volume with constant stirring until you have nearly boiled it down to the original volume of syrup you began with. Let cool, and store in a lightproof glass in the refrigerator.

NOTES
The dosage should be between a teaspoon and a couple tablespoons. You can customize your elixirs by adding different herbs, like adding syrup of Elderberry makes an effective treatment for influenza; or adding Kava can provide greater pain control and sedation. With a little study in herbal medicine, you can customize your blends for any ailment. For the flu, use cannabis tincture with Elderberry and Cat’s Claw.


MAGIC TINCTURE
INGREDIENTS
2-3 tablespoons Honey
1/2 ounce Cannabis
3 ounces Vodka
1 teaspoon Ginger, Grated
1 teaspoon Orange Zest

INSTRUCTIONS
In a small saucepan, heat honey over low heat. Do not let the honey foam over! Mix in the powdered Cannabis, and while stirring slowly add the Vodka so the texture stays in a liquid form, not a solid sticky mass. Continue to cook over low heat for 30 minutes. Pour into a jar and cover, let sit in the refrigerator until cool.

NOTES
Take a teaspoon every 15 minutes until you figure out a “dose” that is good for you.


HOT BUTTERED BHANG
INGREDIENTS
1/8 pound Butter
1/2 ounce Cannabis
8 ounces Vodka
1 tablespoon Honey

INSTRUCTIONS
In a medium saucepan, melt 1/8 pound of butter over medium heat. Add the cannabis, which should be ground up into a fine powder. Add the Vodka and bring the mixture to a boil, stirring the entire time. Once boiling, reduce to medium-low heat and let sit for 10-30 minutes, or overnight. Strain the mixture and let cool to room temperature. Add honey to taste, and pour into a glass.

NOTES
You could always use a 1/4 ounce of cannabis if you are not up to the intense trip of a half ounce. Substitute Vodka with Everclear for a stronger kick.


CANNAMELON
INGREDIENTS
1 large Watermelon
1/2 ounce Cannabis
1/5 liter Vodka

INSTRUCTIONS
Grind the cannabis to a fine powder. Put the cannabis in a bottle of Vodka, and cover the top of the bottle with cheesecloth and a rubber band. Cut a hole in the watermelon so you can insert the top of the bottle. Put the bottle in the hole and let sit in the refrigerator overnight.

NOTES
This one is great for picnics!


GREEN DRAGON
INGREDIENTS
1/4 to 1/2 ounce Cannabis
1/5 liter Vodka

INSTRUCTIONS
Grind the cannabis to a fine powder. Put into bottle of vodka and let sit for 2-10 weeks, shaking daily. Add 1 tablespoon of lemon or orange zest for a unique zing!

NOTES
Serve chilled, in a chilled glass with 3 ice cubes, 1 shot of Green Dragon, 3 shots 7UP, and a teaspoon of honey.


BHANG LASSI
INGREDIENTS
1/2 ounce Cannabis
1 cup Water
2 cups Whole Milk, Warm
Pinch of Garam Masala
1 tablespoon Coconut Milk
1 tablespoon Almonds, Chopped
1/8 teaspoon Powdered Ginger
1/2 cup Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Sugar Water and Grenadine

INSTRUCTIONS
Boil water in teapot and add the cannabis. Brew for 7-10 minutes, then strain. Squeeze any remaining liquids out of leftover cannabis. Save cannabis for later, in separate bowl. Grind the bud and 2 tablespoons of milk together, slowly. Do this about 4 times. Stick the milk in a bowl, and take the cannabis out. Add the cannabis and a bit more milk and grind it some more, adding the almonds. Squeeze the bud and repeat several times. Discard the remaining cannabis, and add all the liquids together (milk, coconut milk, sugar water, and water from the tea). Then add the spices, stir.

NOTES
Use an old teapot unless you want your house to smell like cannabis every time you want coffee. It will also smell a lot when you are brewing. This is a drink that the novice user should definitely avoid, especially if you don’t like the effects from eating cannabis.


POT HOT CHOCOLATE
INGREDIENTS
1 cup Whole Milk
1 cup Light Cream
4 grams Cannabis
5 ounces Unsweetened Chocolate
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla
5 tablespoons Sugar
Pinch of Salt
Pinch of Cinnamon

INSTRUCTIONS
Combine the milk, sugar, and salt in a saucepan on medium heat. Once the salt and sugar has dissolved, add the light cream, cinnamon, vanilla, and finely chopped cannabis. Heat to just under boiling, and add the chocolate. Turn the heat off, and stir until the chocolate has melted. Serve in a mug, and top with whipped cream and orange zest, or stick to the classical miniature marshmallows.

NOTES
For every 8 ounces of milk, whole milk contains 8 grams of fat, 2% milk contains 5 grams of fat, 1% contains 2.5 grams of fat, and skim milk contains no fat. Do not confuse hot cocoa and hot chocolate. While hot cocoa is made from cocoa powder, it lacks the fat of cocoa butter; hot chocolate, however, is made from chocolate bars melted into cream. Unsweetened chocolate is also called baking or bitter chocolate, you could substitute with semi-sweet chocolate, but leave the vanilla out if you do.


COMA COOKIES
INGREDIENTS
2 cups All-Purpose Flour
1 1/2 cups Steel Cut Oats
1 1/2 cups Light Brown Sugar
1 cup Granulated Sugar
1 cup Cannabutter
2 Eggs
2 cups Pecans, Chopped
1 cup Currants, Organic
1 cup Dried Cranberries, Organic
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
2-3 tablespoons Bourbon Vanilla
1 teaspoon Nutmeg, Ground
1 tablespoon Cinnamon, Ground

INSTRUCTIONS
Sift together the dry ingredients, except for the steel cut oats, and set aside. Cream the Cannabutter and sugars, then add vanilla and mix in the eggs. Don’t overwork the butter and sugar or it will break down. Mix dry ingredients with wet ingredients. Mi in oats with a heavy spoon and blend. Fold in the currants, cranberries, and pecans. Chill the batter. Using a #20 ice cream scooper, drop dough onto greased baking pan at 350 degrees for 15-17 minutes.

NOTES
Instead of currants, you can always use raisins.


GARLIC HERB MASHERS
INGREDIENTS
3-4 large Russet Potatoes, Washed, Peeled, and Cubed
4 large Garlic Heads
3 tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 tablespoon Basil
1 tablespoon Cracked Black Pepper
1 tablespoon Kosher Salt
1/4 pint Heavy Cream
4-6 ounces Ricotta Cheese
4 tablespoons Sweet Butter
4 tablespoons Cannabutter

INSTRUCTIONS
Cut the top 1/2 inch off the garlic heads. Add olive oil to the cut heads and sprinkle with basil. Roast in 420-degree oven for 30-50 minutes. The garlic is done when tender to a fork. Boil the cubed potatoes in salted water until fork tender, drain, and mash lightly. Add butters to potatoes and continue to mash. Add pepper, salt, cream, and cheese and mash until smooth. Squeeze garlic into the mix and whip until smooth.

NOTES
You can crumble bacon into your mashed potatoes for an extra crunch; or for a home-style taste, leave the skin on the potatoes.


GANJA GOO BALLS
INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 cups Cannabutter
3 cups Oats
1/4 cup Peanut Butter
3 tablespoons Honey
2 teaspoons Cinnamon
1-2 tablespoons Cocoa Powder

INSTRUCTIONS
Melt the Cannabutter in a microwave safe bowl. In a large bowl, combine the oats, peanut butter, honey, cinnamon, and cocoa. Pour the Cannabutter on top and stir until the mixture becomes homogeneous. Place the bowl into the freezer for 10-20 minutes. Form the mixture into individual balls, using your hands or a #20 ice cream scooper, and drop them onto wax paper to set.

NOTES
Try adding chopped walnuts, raisins, or crisped rice to add a little spin to the recipe. If the result is too gooey, add more oats; if it’s too dry, add more peanut butter or honey.


TOKE-HOUSE COOKIES
INGREDIENTS
2 1/4 cups All-Purpose Flour
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
1 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Butter
1/2 ounce Cannabis
3/4 cup Sugar
3/4 cup Brown Sugar, Packed
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
2 large Eggs
1 3/4 cups Chocolate Chips
1 cup Nuts, Chopped (Optional)

INSTRUCTIONS
Melt the Cannabutter in a saucepan over low to medium-low heat. Stir in the chopped cannabis. Continue to stir; if the mixture begins to bubble, reduce heat to low. Simmer for at least 30 minutes, the longer the better. When butter turns green, remove from heat. Strain the mixture through a section of cheesecloth. Fold up the material into a bag and squeeze the rest of the butter out of the remaining cannabis. In a small bowl, combine the flour, baking soda, and salt. In a larger bowl, beat the Cannabutter, sugar, brown sugar, and vanilla until creamy. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in the flour mixture. Stir in the chocolate chips and anything else you want like chopped nuts. Using a #20 ice cream scooper, drop the dough on an ungreased baking sheet. Preheat oven to 375 degrees, and bake for 9-11 minutes, or until golden brown. Cool on a wire rack. Recipe makes about 5 dozen cookies.

NOTES
Eat only a couple cookies every 30 minutes until you figure out the right dosage for you. Make sure you have some regular food to eat when you get the munchies.


WAKE-N-BAKE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES
INGREDIENTS
1-2 grams Cannabis
2 slices Bread
2 large Eggs
2 slices Bacon
2 slices Velveeta Cheese

INSTRUCTIONS
In a large pan, cook the bacon and scrambled eggs. Assemble the sandwich as follows: 1 slice of bread, buttered side up; 1 gram finely chopped cannabis; 1 slice cheese; 1 slice bacon; scrambled eggs; 1 slice bacon; 1 slice cheese; remaining cannabis; and 1 slice of bread. Press the sandwich together and microwave for 30 seconds, or until cheese has melted.

NOTES
For a lighter version, you could always use butter the bread with Cannabutter.


LEARY BISCUIT
INGREDIENTS
1 Ritz Cracker
1 teaspoon Butter
1/2 slice Cheese
1 gram Cannabis

INSTRUCTIONS
Take a Ritz cracker, smear it with butter, add some cheese, and put the cannabis on top. Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds, or until the cheese is melted.

NOTES
You do not need to “activate” the THC in cannabis. Please stop spreading this lie around.


POTCORN
INGREDIENTS
3 tablespoons Vegetable Oil
1/2 cup Popping Corn
1/8 ounce Cannabis

INSTRUCTIONS
Put the oil in a tall pot, like the ones used for boiling spaghetti, and combine with finely chopped cannabis. Stir over medium-low heat until the oil turns green in color. Put 1-2 kernels in the oil and when they begin to pop, add the rest of the corn. Cover the pot, and shake during popping until the popping noise dies down. Remove the pot from heat. The corn will finish popping. Remove lid and add butter and salt.

NOTES
You can always use microwave popcorn, but you’ll have to use Cannabutter as a topping. Top your finished popcorn with Cannabutter to give it an extra punch.


MAGIC TEA
INGREDIENTS
1 cup Light Cream
1 gram Cannabis

INSTRUCTIONS
In a saucepan over medium-low heat, bring the light cream to almost a boil. Turn off the heat, and add cannabis. Mix in well with a wooden spoon. Cover, and let cool for 1-2 hours. Strain the milk with some cheesecloth, and add to your morning coffee or tea.

NOTES
The amount of cannabis you use, like in any recipe, is up to you. The more the merrier of course!


HASH FUDGE
INGREDIENTS
3/4 cup Heavy Cream
2 cups Sugar
1 teaspoon Cornstarch
2 ounces Unsweetened Chocolate
3 grams Hash
3 tablespoons Butter
1 tablespoon Vanilla

INSTRUCTIONS
In a metal saucepan, combine milk, sugar, chocolate, and cornstarch over medium heat. Stir until the mixture comes to 240 degrees (on a candy thermometer). Immediately remove from heat, and leave the thermometer in. Take 3 tablespoons of butter and melt in microwave. Mix in the hash and stir, put back in microwave for 30 seconds, and stir again. Add the hash-butter mixture into your chocolate mixture, but do not stir! When the temperature of the fudge drops to 110 degrees, use a big spoon and stir vigorously for at least 7 minutes, or until it starts to get difficult to stir. Spread in a baking dish, 9x13 inches will work fine, and let the fudge cool down.

NOTES
To save on cleanup time, line the bottom of your baking dish with aluminum foil. If your fudge doesn’t turn out right, you probably weren’t using a thermometer or you were too impatient and did not let it cool down. Both are important to making good fudge. You could always use Cannabutter if you do not have hash.


CANNACOFFEE MILKSHAKE
INGREDIENTS
2 cups Vanilla Ice Cream
1 cup Whole Milk
1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1 tablespoon Instant Coffee
2 grams Cannabis

INSTRUCTIONS
If you have the time, finely chop your cannabis and let it sit overnight in milk. In a blender, combine ice cream, milk and cannabis mixture, vanilla, and instant coffee. Blend until smooth. Pour into glass and serve.

NOTES
If you don’t like coffee, you can always add 1-tablespoon cocoa powder.


TWIG TEA
INGREDIENTS
1-2 cups Cannabis Stems
2 cups Water

INSTRUCTIONS
Grind your stems into a powder using either a hand grinder, coffee grinder, or mortar and pestle. In a saucepan, bring water to a rolling boil. Add the ground up stems, cover, and reduce heat to low. Let steep for 5-10 minutes, and then toss in a teabag or two of your favorite tea. Let steep another 5 minutes. Serve from a teapot that has a strainer in the spout, or strain your tea using a tea strainer, cheesecloth, or coffee filter.

NOTES
You could always add some honey or sugar to add more flavor.


TRIPLE CHOCOLATE S’MORES PIE
INGREDIENTS
1 1/4 cups Graham Cracker Crumbs
1/4 cup Sugar
1/3 cup Cannabutter, Melted
1 cup Milk Chocolate Chips
1 cup White Chocolate Chips
1 cup Dark Chocolate Chips
1 1/2 cups Sweetened Condensed Milk
1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
1 1/2 cups Miniature Marshmallows

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Spray inside of a 9-inch pie pan with non-stick cooking spray. In a bowl, combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and melted Cannabutter. Press mixture firmly into sprayed pie pan, covering bottom and sides. Blind bake (to bake without any filling) for 6-8 minutes, set aside to cool. For the filling, combine milk chocolate chips, 1/2 cup condensed milk, and 1/2 teaspoon vanilla. Stir until chips are melted then pour into bottom of cooled crust. Set in refrigerator while preparing the second layer. Repeat the above process using the white chocolate chips, and again with the dark chocolate chips. Make sure to let set in refrigerator between each layer. Preheat the broiler. Open a bag of miniature marshmallows. Remove pie from refrigerator and cover evenly with miniature marshmallows. Place under broiler for 1-2 minutes until marshmallows begin to brown. Refrigerate at least 1 hour before serving.

NOTES
You could always use a torch to brown the marshmallows; I find it’s a little easier to get an even brown compared to using the broiler.


GANJA GOODNESS
INGREDIENTS
1 package Miniature Marshmallows
1 cup Raw Whole Almonds
1 cup Golden Raisins
1 cup Dark Raisins
3 tablespoons Honey
1/4 teaspoon Cinnamon
1 teaspoon Vanilla
1/4 cup Vegetable Oil
4 tablespoons Cannabutter

INSTRUCTIONS
Pour vegetable oil into square pan and spread around bottom and sides. Allow extra oil to remain in pan. Chop up almonds until consistency is of grainy sand. Pout almonds into a pan over medium-high heat. Stir with a wooden spoon for 15 minutes. Keep stirring, do not let them burn. Remove almonds to mixing bowl. Chop the golden and dark raisins into small pieces and mix with almonds. Place Cannabutter in microwave safe bowl and microwave on high for 30 seconds, or until butter is melted. In the same bowl, add miniature marshmallows and microwave for 60 seconds, stir, and microwave for 30-60 seconds more until both combine into a smooth consistency. Add the Cannabutter and marshmallow mixture with the almond and raisin mixture, and fold together with a wooden spoon. Add honey, vanilla, and cinnamon and continue to stir. Pour entire mixture into a square cake pan and press out towards edges. Let sit in fridge for an hour. Slice in 1-square inch sections.

NOTES
Sprinkle confectioners sugar onto each square for an added taste!


Marijuana MEATLOAF
INGREDIENTS
1/4 ounce Cannabis
1 pound Medium Lean Ground Beef
1 large Egg
1/2 package Crushed Saltines
1 packet Lipton’s Tomato Cup-A-Soup
1/2 cup Green Pepper, Chopped
1/2 cup Onion, Chopped
1 Loaf Pan

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large bowl, combine ground beef, onion, and green pepper. Mix together well with hands. Next, add saltines, soup, and cannabis. Roll the beef into a ball and gouge a hole in it with your thumb. Drop the egg in, combining the ingredients until mixed thoroughly. Spread into loaf pan and place in oven for 20-30 minutes.

NOTES
Don’t forget to add some ketchup on top at the end, just like mom used to make!


APPLE BUDS
INGREDIENTS
4 Apples, Cored
1/4 cup Butter
1/2 cup Brown Sugar
1/4 cup Water
1/3 cup Cannabis
2 tablespoons Cinnamon

INSTRUCTIONS
Finely chop the cannabis until it is a powder. In a food processor or blender, mix in cannabis, butter, sugar, and warm water. Stuff cored apples with cannabis mixture. Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and top with a cherry. Bake in oven for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Serves four.

NOTES
Some nutmeg and cherry brandy would make this even better!


POTSTA SAUCE
INGREDIENTS
6 ounces Tomato Paste
2 tablespoons Olive Oil
1/2 cup Onions, Chopped
1/2 cup Cannabis, Powdered
1 pinch Pepper
6 ounces Water
1/2 Garlic, Minced
1 Bay Leaf
1 pinch Thyme
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Italian Seasoning
1 teaspoon Oregano

INSTRUCTIONS
In a large pot over high heat, add olive oil and onions. When onions become translucent, add garlic, salt, pepper, and cannabis. Stir until garlic becomes translucent. Pour water into pot, along with the bay leaf, thyme, Italian seasoning, and oregano. Once combined, add tomato paste. When mixture starts to bubble, reduce heat to medium-low and simmer for at least 2 hours.

NOTES
Substitute olive oil with Cannaoil. Meat lovers can brown 1 pound of ground beef and add it into the sauce to simmer.


SPECIAL ADULT BROWNIES
INGREDIENTS
1/4 pound Butter
3/4 pound Dark Chocolate
1 cup Raw Sugar
3 large Eggs
1/2 cup Plain Flour
Nutmeg and Cinnamon
2 tablespoons Vanilla
2-3 ounces Dried Cannabis Leaf (or 1 ounce of bud)

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 9x13-inch baking dish. Over low heat, melt butter and chocolate, stirring constantly. Once chocolate starts to melt turn off heat and continue to stir. Add spices, sugar, and eggs. Stir mixture until smooth, and add flour, 1/4 cups chopped walnuts (if desired), and powdered cannabis. Stir well (add a dash of milk if necessary) and pour into pan. Bake for 20-25 minutes. Let cool and cut into 16-30 squares.

NOTES
Again, like every recipe, you can use Cannabutter.


BANANA BUD BREAD
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup Shortening
2 Eggs
1 teaspoon Lemon Juice
3 teaspoons Baking Powder
1 cup Sugar
1 cup Mashed Bananas
2 cups Sifted Flour
1/2 cup Cannabis, Powdered
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Nuts, Chopped

INSTRUCTIONS
Mix the shortening, sugar, and eggs together. Separately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, and then mix all the ingredients together. Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes at 375 degrees.

NOTES
For the best tasting banana bread, use bananas that have the “bruised” spots all over them. In addition, you can substitute with Cannashortening instead of adding straight cannabis.


MAMA BUDZ PESTO
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup Basil, chopped
1/2 cup fresh Cannabis
1 cup Olive Oil
1/2 cup Parmesan, Grated
1/2 cup Romano, Grated
Garlic

INSTRUCTIONS
Mix all ingredients in a food processor and refrigerate for at least 24 hours. Simple!

NOTES
Make sure you use fresh herbs, very important! Add pesto to your spaghetti or anything else you can think of.


CANNABAKLAVA
INGREDIENTS
1 1/2 pounds Walnuts, Chopped
2 cups Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg
3 teaspoons Cinnamon
3 sticks Butter
1/2 ounce Cannabis, Powdered
16 ounces Filo Dough
1 1/2 cup Water
1 1/2 teaspoon Lemon Juice
2 cups Honey
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla

INSTRUCTIONS
Prepare the Cannabutter using all but 2 tablespoons of butter. Grease a 10x15-inch baking dish with remaining butter. Lay 10 layers of filo dough down, coating each layer with liberal amounts of butter. You should have 1/3 of your butter left after doing this. The filo dough will be too big for the pan. Do not grease the sides, as you will want to cut off the excess filo dough so the dough just curves up slightly against the sides. Mix walnuts and 1-cup sugar. Pour into pan and spread evenly. Cut 5 more sheets of dough, just slightly bigger than the pan and repeat the same process in as before with the filo dough. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees, and bake for 50 minutes. During the baking process, mix the remaining sugar with water, lemon, vanilla, and spices. Cook in a saucepan until it is syrup, add honey and heat for another minute. When the baklava is done cooking, cut into 2x2-inch squares, and pour the honey-lemon sauce over the baklava. Let sit for 48 hours until the honey permeates everything.

NOTES
If all else fails, call your preacher.


KEY-F LIME PIE
INGREDIENTS
1/4 cup Water
1 package Gelatin, Unflavored
1 cup Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Salt
4 Eggs, Separated
1/2 cup Lime Juice
3 teaspoons Lime Zest
1 cup Whipping Cream
1/2 cup Pistachio Nuts, Shelled, Unsalted
Sweetened Whipping Cream
Lime Slices

Pastry Crust:
1/4 cup Cannabutter, Softened
1 cup Pastry Flour, Whole Wheat
1 large Egg Yolk
Pinch of Salt
1/4 cup Raw Sugar

INSTRUCTIONS
Combine water and gelatin. Allow to soften for 5 minutes. Mix in salt, egg yolks, juice of lime, and half the sugar. Stir constantly over medium heat, just until boiling. Remove pan from heat, stir in 2 teaspoons of lime zest. Pour the mixture into a bowl and chill until slightly jelled. Gradually add the remaining sugar to the cream, and whip until stiff peaks form. Fold into the chilled, somewhat jelled mixture. Fill the pastry crust (directions follow) and chill the pie until the filling has set. Spread more sweetened whipped cream over the pie, place the slices of fresh lime around the edge, and sprinkle the center with the pistachios and remaining lime zest. Pastry crust: Blend the butter with the flour until you have a grainy mixture. Blend the egg, yolks, salt, and sugar together, and beat into the flour-butter mixture. Cover and refrigerate for 2 hours. Work the dough into your pie pan with lightly buttered fingers. Poke holes in the bottom and sides with a fork, to let steam out during cooking. Bake in a 400-degree oven for 20 minutes.

NOTES
This recipe makes one 10-inch crust, with about one dose per teaspoon per slice. To cut potency, use half Cannabutter and half regular butter.


MARY “VANILLA CRISPS” JANE
INGREDIENTS
1 Egg
2 cups Sugar
2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
1 cup Cannabutter, Softened

INSTRUCTIONS
Mix the egg, sugar, vanilla, and Cannabutter in a large bowl until creamy in texture. Add the flour, making sure to incorporate the entire mixture. Cover the bowl, and refrigerate for 1 hour. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. With a #20 ice cream scooper, form the dough into balls and place on an ungreased cookie sheet. Leave about 2 inches between the balls. Take a glass out with a nice diameter, and wet the bottom and dip it in some sugar to coat the bottom. Press the cookies down with the bottom of the glass, but not too flat. Cook 8-10 minutes, or until golden brown.

NOTES
Doesn’t really mask the taste of cannabis, but it’s good if you like vanilla.


JALAPENO GANJA MUFFINS
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup Cannabutter
1/3 cup Raw Sugar
2 large Eggs
8 ounces Creamed Corn
1 cup Sour Cream
1/2 teaspoon Sea Salt
1 tablespoon Aluminum-Free Baking Powder
1/2 cup All-Purpose Flour, Unbleached
1 cup Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Grated
1/4 cup Lemon Zest
1/2 cup Jalapeno Peppers, Chopped, Seeded
1 1/2 cups Yellow Corn Meal

INSTRUCTIONS
In a large bowl, cream together the butter, sugar, eggs, creamed corn, and sour cream. Sift the salt, baking powder, and flour, and then combine with the creamed mixture. Stir in the grated cheese, lemon zest, peppers, and corn mea. If necessary, adjust the taste with a little bit of sugar at a time. Grease muffin tins with Cannabutter, and fill the cups 2/3 full. Bake in preheated 450-degree oven for 18-20 minutes.

NOTES
If you want it really spicy, like me, try some other peppers or mix in some horseradish with the sour cream.


OATMEAL COOKIES
INGREDIENTS
2 extra large Eggs
3/4 cup Cannabutter
2 cups Raw Sugar
2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
1 tablespoon Nutmeg, Ground
1 tablespoon Cloves, Ground
1 tablespoon Cinnamon, Ground
2 cups Whole Wheat Flour
1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
1 teaspoon Sea Salt
2 tablespoons Water
1 1/2 cups Raisins
2 cups Rolled Oats
1 cup Pecans, Chopped

INSTRUCTIONS
Cream together the eggs, butter, sugar, and vanilla. Sift the spices, flour, baking soda, and salt into the creamed mixture. Add the water, raisins, oats, and pecans; mix thoroughly. Chill cookie dough for 20 minutes. Using a #20 ice cream scooper, place the dough on a buttered cookie sheet. Top with raw sugar if you want. Bake in preheated 350-degree oven for 12-20 minutes.

NOTES
For a variation, use butterscotch morsels instead of raisins and pecans.


WAKE-N-NO-BAKE COOKIES
INGREDIENTS
2 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Cannabutter
1/2 cup Milk
3 tablespoons Cocoa
3 cups Quick Oat
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Vanilla

INSTRUCTIONS
In a large saucepan, add the sugar, butter, milk, and cocoa. Bring to a rapid boil, and continue to cook for 2 minutes. Remove from heat and add the oats, salt, and vanilla. Using a #20 ice cream scopper, drop onto wax paper and let cool.

NOTES
I suppose you could even microwave this.


MILK CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
INGREDIENTS
2 cups Flour
1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
1/2 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Cannabutter
2/3 cup Sugar
2/3 cup Brown Sugar, Lightly Packed
1 Egg
1 teaspoon Vanilla
1 package Milk Chocolate Chips

INSTRUCTIONS
Cream together Cannabutter and sugars. Beat in egg, and add vanilla. Sift dry ingredients into creamed mixture, and fold in milk chocolate chipes. Bake 8-10 minutes in prehated 375-degree oven.

NOTES
Dark chocolate chunks sounds pretty good too!


THE CHEWY
INGREDIENTS
2 sticks Cannabutter, Unsalted
2 1/4 cups Bread Flour
1 teaspoon Kosher Salt
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
1/4 cup Sugar
1 1/4 cups Brown Sugar
1 Egg
1 Egg Yolk
2 tablespoons Milk
1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
2 cups Semisweet Chocolate

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 375-degrees. Melt butter in a heavy-bottom medium saucepan over low heat. Sift together the flour, salt, and baking soda and set aside. Pour the melted butter in the mixer's bowl. Add the sugar and brown sugar. Cream the butter and sugars on medium speed. Add the egg, yolk, milk, and vanilla and mix until well combined. Slowly incorporate flour mixture. Fold in chocolate chips. Chill the dough, then scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheets using a #20 ice cream scooper; 6 cookies per sheet. Bake for 14 minutes, or until golden brown, checking the cookies after 5 minutes. Rotate the baking sheet for even browning.

NOTES
This is the best recipe I have used for making cookies that are nice and chewy. The secret is the use of an egg and an egg yolk; also, chilling the dough is important.


THE PUFFY
INGREDIENTS
1 cup Cannashortening, Butter Flavored
3/4 cup Sugar
1 cup Brown Sugar
2 1/4 cups Cake Flour
1 teaspoon Kosher Salt
1 1/2 teaspoons Baking Powder
2 Eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
2 cups Semisweet Chocolate Chips

INSTRUCTIONS
Heat oven to 375-degrees. Combine the Cannashortening, sugar, and brown sugar in the mixer's work bowl, and cream until light and fluffy. In the meantime, sift together the cake flour, salt, and baking powder and set aside. Add the eggs 1 at a time to the creamed mixture. Then add vanilla. Increase the speed until thoroughly incorporated. With the mixer set to low, slowly add the dry ingredients to the shortening and combine well. Stir in the chocolate chips. Chill the dough. Scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheets using a #20 ice cream scooper, 6 per sheet. Bake for 13 minutes or until golden brown and puffy, checking the cookies after 5 minutes. Rotate the baking sheet for even browning.

NOTES
The secret behind a big puffy cookie is the use of cake flour, shortening, and the mix of brown to white sugars.


THE THIN
INGREDIENTS
2 1/4 cups All-Purpose Flour
1 teaspoon Kosher Salt
1 teaspoon Baking Soda
1 Egg
2 ounces Milk
1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract
2 sticks Cannabutter, Unsalted
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Brown Sugar
2 cups Semisweet Chocolate Chips

INSTRUCTIONS
Heat oven to 375-degrees. Sift together the flour, salt, and baking soda in a mixing bowl. Combine the egg, milk, and vanilla and bring to room temperature in another bowl. Cream the Cannabutter in the mixer's work bowl, starting on low speed to soften the butter. Add the sugars. Increase the speed, and cream the mixture until light and fluffy. Reduce the speed and add the egg mixture slowly. Increase the speed and mix until well combined. Slowly add the flour mixture, scraping the sides of the bowl until thoroughly combined. Stir in the chocolate chips. Scoop onto parchment-lined baking sheets using a #20 ice cream scooper, 6 cookies per sheet. Bake for 13 to 15 minutes, checking the cookies after 5 minutes. Rotate the baking sheet for more even browning. Remove the cookies from the pans immediately.

NOTES
Some people like their cookies thin, and this works really well. These 3 cookie recipes (the chewy, the thin, and the puffy) are by Alton Brown of Good Eats on FoodTV. Some people don't know how to make a cookie a certain way, and by changing the flour type, the fat type, the egg ratio, and the sugar ratio, you can achieve your favorite cookie!


CAT LITTER CAKE
INGREDIENTS
1 box Spice Cake Mix (or German Chocolate)
1 box White Cake Mix
1 package White Sandwich Cookies
1 large package Vanilla Instant Pudding Mix
12 small Tootsie Rolls
Green Food Coloring
1 new Cat Litter Box
1 new Cat Litter Box Liner
1 new Pooper Scooper

INSTRUCTIONS
Prepare cake mixes and pudding using the instructions on the box. Crumble sandwich cookies in food processor or blender. Add a couple drops of green food coloring to every 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Once cakes are finished and cooled, crumble into large bowl. Toss half of cookie crumbs and enough pudding mixture so it has a moist, but not soggy, consistency. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture. Unwrap 3 "Tootsie Rolls" and heat in microwave until soft. Shape "Tootsie Rolls" into "Tootsie Turds." Repeate with 3 more rolls. Bury them in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more "Tootsie Rolls" as before. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat remaining "Tootsie Roll" and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper.

NOTES
Thanks to Suetaz for this one! Perfect for Halloween, unless you really want to freak people out the rest of the year. You should probably buy a cat, or find one off the streets, to really get people wondering. Even better, if you have a small child, have it crawl near the box and eat the "Tootsie Turd" from the edge. The children, the children!

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