I am really high when...

leet · Jul 24, 2020

... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

Switcher56 · Jul 25, 2020

I'm on top of a ladder

armedoldhippy · Jul 25, 2020

leet said:
... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

could they be speaking a foreign language? that would really twist a lip-reader into knots.

but i am VERY bad of hearing myself. if you are not up close & facing me, all i get is the "blahblahblah" you hear adults saying in the old Peanuts tv specials... :shucks:

Im'One · Jul 25, 2020

Im walking in the post office and it feels like im in a bounce house for little kids then im freaking that the postal workers will notice the way im walking but after getting in and getting my mail i realize they arent there because its 9pm on a Saturday

Hold Your Fire · Jul 25, 2020

Switcher56 said:
I'm on top of a ladder

Fitting.

I am really high when I climb down off my ladder to get something I need and by the time I'm 1/2 way around the house, I have forgotten what I climbed down for...

Crooked8 · Jul 25, 2020

I cant find my glasses on my face

rolandomota · Jul 25, 2020

I'm really high when i don't have to wonder if I'm high instead I'm thinking about all kinds of stupid useless things

hayday · Jul 25, 2020

...I go for a bike ride and my hands look like they are giant size. Makes me laugh everytime :biggrin:

Switcher56 · Jul 25, 2020

Hold Your Fire said:
Fitting.

I am really high when I climb down off my ladder to get something I need and by the time I'm 1/2 way around the house, I have forgotten what I climbed down for...

... Alzheimer does that to me

High or not :tiphat:

944s2 · Jul 25, 2020

How about doing the washing up for 45 minutes but have a dishwasher and it’s only a cup and saucer,,,,lol,,,s2

mean mr.mustard · Jul 25, 2020

When all the chocolate is missing...

:shucks:

D. B. Doober · Jul 25, 2020

When I accidentally poop my pants and take the underwear and cram it behind the toilet at a crap job

Switcher56 · Jul 25, 2020

944s2 said:
How about doing the washing up for 45 minutes but have a dishwasher and it’s only a cup and saucer,,,,lol,,,s2

Yup! That's a qualifier :tiphat:

Sunshineinabag · Jul 25, 2020

leet said:
... when someone talks to me and I don't understand what they are saying. I hear words, I read the lips but it still doesn't work.

You are really high when... ?

:friends:

I black out from being overzealous w edibles.....next day still high......stoned to that bone stallone I tell ya

CosmicCharlie · Jul 26, 2020

Gry · Jul 27, 2020

Don't think it matters if it were St Peter at the pearly gates,
or lucifer at the gates of hell.
Either one, I need 3 more bong hits.

When I wonder how many people get to die
with bong in hand.

Dandelion Roots · Jul 28, 2020

I am really high when the radio plays whatever song I was just talking about...

Oh don’t you love it when that happens!!

armedoldhippy · Jul 28, 2020

when i am really high, i can hear a Pink Floyd song starting, know the one that starts off extreme low volume & builds? then get impatient and crank up the volume & the CD player is not on...happens WAY too often. :shucks:

nepalnt21 · Jul 28, 2020

when i think (scratch that, when i KNOW) everyone in wal mart can read my thoughts

armedoldhippy · Jul 28, 2020

nepalnt21 said:
when i think (scratch that, when i KNOW) everyone in wal mart can read my thoughts

one of those girls would shoot me... :good:

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