good news! if you're like most people, you probably already do
hey look thar's a big "juicy" one right now!
why don't you wrap your lips right on it, keep sucking, then in seventy years you'll be all shrivelled up and dead and useless and we'll make sure you don't actually do anything meaningful between now and then.
so get ready, get set, get all your marijuana oppression indignation civil rights and pucker up, tit head! you're gonna be ineffectual, and you're gonna (who even gives a fuck what you do)