A friend of mine went up to see the Pats vs Broncos in Denver. Pats killed them. He had a seat right next to the Krafts sky booth. He sent me a text of it. They drove up /over from Il. He visited a few dispensaries but liked the Ball Park dispensary the most.
He called to tell me he was back in town and had some goodies to share. I looked like the road runner driving over to his pad beep beep!!! He is a 3 hit wonder smokes weed but alcohol is his drug of choice. He knows I would never even open a beer without being proportionately high already. I am the pothead and he wanted to share all the stuff he had purchased with the guy who would appreciate and understand all the different ways cannabis can be imbibed.
He brought back home fruit rollup squares with 10 milligrams each, wax, rosin, oil rigs that looked like cigarettes and were labeled with different flavors like peach and mango. He also had what I think were called shorties which looked like miniature tulip joints with filters like I saw in the A'dam many years ago. You bought them 10 to a pack.
I was so excited because the only weed I have ever smoked in my 50+ years of existence was swag and my personally grown outdoor. I have been a guerrilla for over 20 years. I have been to the A'dam twice for a job 15 years ago but I only bought and smoked hash the whole time there. I brought a bunch of hash back pre-911
First thing I did was pull out one of those shorties. Two puffs in and I tamped it out. I fucken swear I was smoking fan leaves. I haven't smoke shit like that since I was in 8th grade. This was terrible shit that should be mulched up not rolled up.
Later in the evening he busted out the rosin which cost $80/gram. It was super lemon haze. I had only smoked sativa once. I grew it one year , it was an early sativa but very heavy. I was able to pull off a harvest in late September. I still remember rolling up a joint and opening a beer. I sat down to watch some sports. I must have smoked half of it before my brain was on fire and I was soaring. I never finished that single beer or joint. I don't enjoy that speedy buzz of a sativa. I couldn't get rid of the heart racing lb of sativa to anyone. It got turned down many times.
I told my friend, "lets ease into this lemon haze" . We, I am not a experienced haze smoker. Meaning I never smoked haze even once. Dude, I am a midwest guerrilla . I grow indicas or heavy indica hybrids. Couch lock not mind expansion, heart racing sativas.
I have made my own hash, green dragon, edibles, and QWET so I have all the smoking gear.
We put a dab of the super lemon haze rosin in my pen and took a hit. First thing I notice is it tastes like lemon pledge. Nothing else just lemon pledge. Thick and all encompassing lemon. It was so one dimensional and really gross tasting in my view. I have smoked way better home made QWET.
We eased in on it because I didn't want that heart racing buzz. Before the end of the night I had smoked $40 worth of his resin and although I am a very experienced smoker I really had hoped there was a much higher ceiling on $80/gram shit. I walked away high but not much more.
So someone tell me is that what legalizing weed looks like? I sincerely hope not.
He called to tell me he was back in town and had some goodies to share. I looked like the road runner driving over to his pad beep beep!!! He is a 3 hit wonder smokes weed but alcohol is his drug of choice. He knows I would never even open a beer without being proportionately high already. I am the pothead and he wanted to share all the stuff he had purchased with the guy who would appreciate and understand all the different ways cannabis can be imbibed.
He brought back home fruit rollup squares with 10 milligrams each, wax, rosin, oil rigs that looked like cigarettes and were labeled with different flavors like peach and mango. He also had what I think were called shorties which looked like miniature tulip joints with filters like I saw in the A'dam many years ago. You bought them 10 to a pack.
I was so excited because the only weed I have ever smoked in my 50+ years of existence was swag and my personally grown outdoor. I have been a guerrilla for over 20 years. I have been to the A'dam twice for a job 15 years ago but I only bought and smoked hash the whole time there. I brought a bunch of hash back pre-911
First thing I did was pull out one of those shorties. Two puffs in and I tamped it out. I fucken swear I was smoking fan leaves. I haven't smoke shit like that since I was in 8th grade. This was terrible shit that should be mulched up not rolled up.
Later in the evening he busted out the rosin which cost $80/gram. It was super lemon haze. I had only smoked sativa once. I grew it one year , it was an early sativa but very heavy. I was able to pull off a harvest in late September. I still remember rolling up a joint and opening a beer. I sat down to watch some sports. I must have smoked half of it before my brain was on fire and I was soaring. I never finished that single beer or joint. I don't enjoy that speedy buzz of a sativa. I couldn't get rid of the heart racing lb of sativa to anyone. It got turned down many times.
I told my friend, "lets ease into this lemon haze" . We, I am not a experienced haze smoker. Meaning I never smoked haze even once. Dude, I am a midwest guerrilla . I grow indicas or heavy indica hybrids. Couch lock not mind expansion, heart racing sativas.
I have made my own hash, green dragon, edibles, and QWET so I have all the smoking gear.
We put a dab of the super lemon haze rosin in my pen and took a hit. First thing I notice is it tastes like lemon pledge. Nothing else just lemon pledge. Thick and all encompassing lemon. It was so one dimensional and really gross tasting in my view. I have smoked way better home made QWET.
We eased in on it because I didn't want that heart racing buzz. Before the end of the night I had smoked $40 worth of his resin and although I am a very experienced smoker I really had hoped there was a much higher ceiling on $80/gram shit. I walked away high but not much more.
So someone tell me is that what legalizing weed looks like? I sincerely hope not.