Yep, Nov 1st is All Hallows´ Day here in Northern Europe. Christian religion thing to celebrate/remember martyrs, saints and dead people. Most folks confuse it with Halloween these days, which originates from Celtic people (Ireland, Scotland, England).. But is heavily Americanised with costumes and going around asking for candy, pumpkin carving and thing.
Which I don't much care for. Someone comes to my door uninvited, for whatever reason, but especially trick or treating.. Might have another thing coming 'cause fuck off from my door and buy your own god damn candy, you fat scumbags!
Trick or treat are apparently my options, because obviously if I don't have candy to give to a stranger, there's a price to pay.
But nope. I didn't sign up for this crap or ask for it, or stock up on candy just so I don't have to be at the mercy of strangers.
So someone comes Trick or Treating over here, I got two options for them: Fuck off in a orderly fashion or Shotgun.
Obviously I won't shoot a kid for being a kid. Their parents tho..
And you might think that's mean, and sure, walking away empty handed prolly sucks for the kids.
However, walking away with a blackmailed bag of candy is not that nice either.
But walking away with your life, that's PRICELESS!
Yea so count me out of this horseshit tradition, which it's not even a tradition here. Few years ago some damn parents saw this crap on a US sitcom or Instagram or some fucking shit like that and thought it would be a cute thing to do with their kids. So now some mofos do it and expect everyone to participate.
Makes it hard to maintain the Status Quo of not caring about other ppls kids, but not hating em either.
Oh yea, they got Halloween candy in stores these days over here, too. Saw some the other day, next to some Christmas stuff..
..It's not even god damn November yet and there's Xmas shit in stores already.. Piece of shit.. Not even a whole shit, yet, that comes in December.. It's all just shit.
So yea, happy Halloween everyone! JUST FUCK OFF FROM MA FACE WITH THAT SHIT!
Watch your words old man!
Its a tradtion they celebrate a lot in eastern europe. Atleast in Poland. I actually think its they most holy day for them. To celebrate the dead. But they also celebrate it on First of November. So I have heard...
Need some halloween mood here.
We will celebrate it anyway. Lifes relax here. One son will go at a halloween party at his friends house.. I will "work"... Trim.. Maybe put on some Black Sabbath and party with the plants.. Or maybe motorhead.. Born to raise hell!
I don't believe in spoon feeding people! So I will do the spoon feeding then..
