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you know when your stoned when...

ruthless

Member
This might of been done before. Been smoking for about 6 houres now, a few beers aswell just went for another go on the bong lit it up tried to take it in just to realise there was nothing in the bowl!, just a firey taste.


Just thaught i would share this wiht you
 
C

Cookie monster

You know your stoned when you smoke your after dinner reefer and an hour later you get the munchies.
 

cannaboy

Member
When you have a spliff at a late hour after smoking all day and still can't go bed cos your skinning up a few more after this then it takes a couple in bed..


Fat breakfast!!!!!! 4 sausage
6 bacon
2 eggs
2 hash browns
Baked beans
4 rounds toast
a carton of orange juice from concentrate


I way 9 stone......
 

mk6

Active member
when you go to load your bong and its already full...

all too many times there...
 

tetragrammaton

Well-known member
Veteran
Your day consists of taking a few hours nap shortly after waking and baking. And then repeating.

Your friends bring to your attention that you are mixing up words.

You have an idea and get really excited about it, so you go to do it only to forget what it is you were suppose to do.
 

tetragrammaton

Well-known member
Veteran
when you buy cigarettes at the gas station, and when asked for your date of birth, you have to pull out your wallet and look, which results in strange looks from everyone.
 

Haps

stone fool
Veteran
When you can't find your lighter / pipe/ fork...........and it's in your bloody hand!
 
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Guest50138

you know when your stoned when...you spent half an hour looking for sunglasses that are on your head
 
you strap your nuts over your head and chase fifteen naked bitches through a pile of mushrooms.... ( oyster mushrooms to be exact)
 

Nemesi5

Member
when you cook a nice blueberry pie, let it sit for 20 mins to cooldown and when you go try to eat it you put it in the sink and put the water on ruining the entire pie....one of the dumbest things ive ever done
 

Securityfirst

Active member
Out of 203 high school students with #203 and #202 having to take senior year over because of grades and your #201. Lol
 

SOTF420

Humble Human, Freedom Fighter, Cannabis Lover, Bre
ICMag Donor
Veteran
When you sit there looking at your buddy all paranoid and wondering if he stole any weed out of your jar or touched your girlfriends tits when you went to go take a piss! :bigeye:
 
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rocky5

when you take your cashline card out the machine and walk
away without £50.
 

gingerale

Active member
Veteran
Out of 203 high school students with #203 and #202 having to take senior year over because of grades and your #201. Lol

"The perfect race car falls apart right after crossing the finishing line in 1st place." -- Ferdinand Porsche

I think an analogy can be drawn here....talk about efficiency in the class cutting and work skipping, buddy. Job well done. :tiphat:
 

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